“Twenty years ago, Hurricane Katrina made landfall along the Gulf Coast as a Category 3 hurricane, claiming an estimated 1,833 lives, leaving millions homeless, and causing approximately $161 billion in damage. Hurricane Katrina was not just a natural disaster, but a man-made one: the inexperience of senior leaders and the profound failure by the federal government to deliver timely, unified, and effective aid to those in need left survivors to fend for themselves for days, and highlighted how Black, Indigenous, and low-income communities are disproportionally affected by disasters. These failures prompted Congress to pass the Post-Katrina Emergency Management Reform Act of 2006 (PKEMRA), which introduced safeguards to ensure such shortcomings of disaster preparation and response would not be repeated. However, two decades later, FEMA is enacting processes and leadership structures that echo the conditions PKEMRA was designed to prevent,” write 181 signatories (146 of them “unlisted”), all current FEMA employees to the Trump Regime and the Congressional GOP warning of the risk of another disaster on the scale of the 2005 cataclysm.

“Since January 2025, FEMA has been under the leadership of individuals lacking legal qualifications, Senate approval, and the demonstrated background required of a FEMA Administrator. Decisions made by FEMA’s Senior Official Performing the Duties of the Administrator (SOPDA) David Richardson, Former SOPDA Cameron Hamilton, and Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem erode the capacity of FEMA and our State, Local, Tribal, and Territorial (SLTT) partners, hinder the swift execution of our mission, and dismiss experienced staff whose institutional knowledge and relationships are vital to ensure effective emergency management. The agency’s current trajectory reflects a clear departure from the intent of PKEMRA. Our shared commitment to our country, our oaths of office, and our mission of helping people before, during, and after disasters compel us to warn Congress and the American people of the cascading effects of decisions made by the current administration,” the manifesto continues and those 35 named officials are so freaking fired.

Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson is slated to keynote a DC event for 9/11 researchers to be held on the 24th anniversary of the attacks next month, according to top researcher Richard Gage.

Johnson, himself an enthusiastic proponent of ongoing research into unanswered questions about the kamikaze strikes by four Boeing 767s hijacked by Al Qae- oh wait fuck the sarcasm/MSM satire thing stops working when one gets into factual statements about the nature of the attacks.

Anyway per Media Matters, Johnson’s participation is thus far as real as the hype for it during the August 20th episode of far right podcast “Absolute Storm” in which co-host Paul Fleuret said “This conference you’ve got coming up. You pointed it out, man. You have a sitting United States senator appearing at a 9/11 truth conference. That’s kind of a big deal” to the show’s guest Gage, the founder of “Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth,” among five truther crews running the fan-con.

“I’m still wrapping my head around it. He just said yes like a week ago. I’m — it’s incredible. On top of that, he’s going to meet with us in his office, several stakeholders in the 9/11 truth movement. That’s unprecedented as well,” said Gage, adding he’d had a 90 minute Zoom call with RonAnon recently.

The democratically-elected President of the United States is not actually lying when he says “a lot people” want a dictator since this is what his fans voted for. They want an autocrat to rule them, even if he’s one who can’t even remember the word “solitary” and instead uses “solid.”

Republican-turned-Democrat former Georgia Lt Governor Geoff Duncan is considering a bid for the Peach State’s top spot, a race in which he’d most likely face his successor, MAGA shitbag Burt Jones, who was recently showered with the Golden Glory of a Trump endorsement.

“I PAID ZERO FOR INTEL, IT IS WORTH APPROXIMATELY 11 BILLION DOLLARS. All goes to the USA, why are ‘stupid’ people unhappy with that? I will make deals like that for our Country all day long. I will also help those companies that make such lucrative deals with the United States States. I love seeing their stock price go up, making the USA RICHER, AND RICHER. More jobs for America!!! Who would not want to make deals like that?” posted the Mandarin Madman on Monday morning.

Probably some math issues in there considering Intel’s market value is about $108 billion.

Later the fat fuck demonstrated a dim awareness of the current predicament facing former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol, who’s pretty much where Trump should be now. “WHAT IS GOING ON IN SOUTH KOREA? Seems like a Purge or Revolution. We can’t have that and do business there. I am seeing the new President today at the White House. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

A U.S. Atty/district judge nominee without a blue slip does not hv the votes to get confirmed on the Senate floor & they don’t hv the votes to get out of cmte

As chairman I set Pres Trump noms up for SUCCESS NOT FAILURE

— Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) August 25, 2025

Habba was withdrawn as the President's nominee for New Jersey U.S. Atty on July 24 &the Judic cmte never received any of the paperwork needed for the Senate to vet her nomination

— Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) August 25, 2025

Without providing much further detail about the nature of the incident(s) of squirrel-feeding by National Guard troops deployed to Washington, DC for convicted felon President Trump’s “crime crackdown,” CBS News reports that “some” of the soldiers have been spotted giving food to the small, long-tailed rodents living in the nation’s capital. The anecdote led a brief section in which troops were also seen helping a woman carry her luggage down the stairs of a train station and others posed for pics with civilians in between sipping coffee and chatting. “There have been no reports of them facing threats that would require weapons,” CBS writes in summary.

The story mostly was about how some of the troops are going to be carrying weapons of the type used to perforate the skulls and torsos of jihadi terrorists in places like Syria and Somalia.

Long-suffering El Salvadoran man Kilmar Abrego Garcia was arrested by ICE again on Monday as he showed up to an appointment at an immigration office in Maryland, ABC News reports.

In related news, Box-o-Wine’s fat boss posted “The incompetent Mayor of Chicago just stated that, in DC, where crime has been brought down to almost nothing, there have been no murders in 9 days, something which hasn’t happened in years, and people are safe again, only nine people have been arrested. That is wrong, hundreds of criminals have been held, captured, and arrested, and their guns have been taken away. DC IS SAFE AND BOOMING!!!” which is just flat out false since there was a 16-day streak of no recorded murders in the District ending on March 14th of this year.

“National Park Service law enforcement rangers, in cooperation with special agents from the Bureau of Land Management, removed an illegal marijuana cultivation site in Sequoia National Park last week. A total of 2,377 full-grown marijuana plants and approximately 2,000 pounds of trash and infrastructure were removed by hand and helicopter sling-load operations.”

“The site also contained a semi-automatic pistol and several hazardous chemicals, including about one gallon of methamidophos, a highly toxic insecticide banned in the United States since 2009.”

“Law enforcement rangers detected and raided this cultivation site in 2024, but the site was not rehabilitated until this year due to the presence of hazardous chemicals. No arrests have been made, and the investigation is ongoing,” says the National Park Service in a press release indicating that somebody fucked up and forgot to buy some $TRUMP shitcoin or write a check to get Kid Rock to do an extra show at the Kennedy Center or something. They could’ve gotten creative with it.

No fewer than seven CDC officials tell KFF Health News that convicted felon President Trump and Bobby “Brainworms” Kennedy Jr’s regime at the Department of Health and Human Services prevented them from communicating with local officials in Texas during this year’s measles outbreak among the innocent children of anti-vax dipshits. “All of us at CDC train for this moment, a massive outbreak,” one CDC researcher said. “All this training and then we weren’t allowed to do anything.”

It’s not like the local Mennonite communities – the sect has a common ancestry with the Amish but the cultural distancing in the West Texas region is probably more akin to that of Hasidic Jews – hit hardest were open to working with officials. They absolutely were not. The MAGAfied CDC made this worse in its first acknowledgment of the outbreak – which came only after a 6 year-old girl died of the virus – that promoted Vitamin A supplements along with the measles-mumps-rubella vaccine.

Which meant doctors were stuck treating children with measles and Vitamin A poisoning. “How many people will choose Vitamin A and not a vaccine because it appears to them there are two options?” wrote Texas Department of Health official Scott Milton in an email obtained by KFF.

The only way to prevent you and your friends from targeting the rest of us with bullshit is to guarantee a cost for that behavior. That looks like revenge to you, only because you don’t like it. https://t.co/sNTnfO3l5G

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) August 24, 2025

Convicted felon President Trump, who himself was granted bail four times in 2023, plans to end cashless bail for criminal defendants in the District of Columbia via executive order, Axios reports.

“I just watched Sloppy Chris Christie be interviewed on a ratings challenged ‘News’ Show, ‘This Week With George Slopadopolus,’ on ABC Fake News (By the way, what the ‘hell’ happened to Jonathan Karl’s hair? He looks absolutely terrible! It’s amazing what bad ratings, on a failed television show that was forced to pay me $16,000,000, can do to one’s appearance!).”

“Can anyone believe anything that Sloppy Chris says? Do you remember the way he lied about the dangerous and deadly closure of the George Washington Bridge in order to stay out of prison, at the same time sacrificing people who worked for him, including a young mother, who spent years trying to fight off the vicious charges against her. Chris refused to take responsibility for these criminal acts. For the sake of JUSTICE, perhaps we should start looking at that very serious situation again?”

“NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, evidently his lawyers having given up a long time ago on attempting to educate the fat fuck on the statute of limitations and how it works.

The Clinton Global Initiative in 2013 threw an event for “honored guest” Ghislaine Maxwell, years after she was publicly accused of being Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking accomplice in a series of lawsuits from the victims, according to documents obtained by CNN’s KFile.

Oh and even better: Maxwell was served a subpoena in another Epstein-related lawsuit at this event.

“Governor Wes Moore of Maryland has asked, in a rather nasty and provocative tone, that I ‘walk the streets of Maryland’ with him. I assume he is talking about out of control, crime ridden, Baltimore? As President, I would much prefer that he clean up this Crime disaster before I go there for a ‘walk.’ Wes Moore’s record on Crime is a very bad one, unless he fudges his figures on crime like many of the other ‘Blue States’ are doing. But if Wes Moore needs help, like Gavin Newscum did in LA, I will send in the ‘troops,’ which is being done in nearby DC, and quickly clean up the Crime.”

“After only one week, there is NO CRIME AND NO MURDER IN DC! When it is like that in Baltimore, I will proudly ‘walk the streets’ with the failing, because of Crime, Governor of Maryland. PS Baltimore is ranked the 4th WORST CITY IN THE NATION IN CRIME & MURDER. Stop talking and get to work, Wes. I’ll then see you on the streets!!! Also, I gave Wes Moore a lot of money to fix his demolished bridge. I will now have to rethink that decision??? Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday.

“Did Wes Moore, the Governor of Maryland, lie about getting a Bronze Star?” the fat bastard then posted as though that’s a subjective thing and you can’t just verify it in US Army records.

Earlier this year Vance had considerably stronger words for Antifa libs attacking Teslas, posting “The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you… Terrorists will be brought to justice.”

About 97 percent of the 33,295 Epstein files pages released by the Justice Department to the House Oversight Committee on Friday were already public, the New York Times reports.