“US Northern Command has activated the Marine infantry battalion that was placed in an alert status over the weekend. Approximately 700 Marines with 2nd Battalion, 7th Marines, 1st Marine Division will seamlessly integrate with the Title 10 forces under Task Force 51 who are protecting federal personnel and federal property in the greater Los Angeles area. The activation of the Marines is intended to provide Task Force 51 with adequate numbers of forces to provide continuous coverage of the area in support of the lead federal agency. Task Force 51 is US Army North’s Contingency Command Post, which provides a rapidly deployable capability to partner with civil authorities and DoD entities in response to Homeland Defense and Homeland Security Operations.”

“Task Force 51 is comprised of approximately 2,100 National Guard soldiers in a Title 10 status and 700 active-duty Marines. Task Force 51 forces have been trained in de-escalation, crowd control, and standing rules for the use of force,” says a press release from US Northern Command.

It doesn’t say whether or not the troops will be carrying live ammo on their “mission.”

Amid a lengthy shopping list of changes to the Big Beautiful Bill that they already fucking voted yes on but want rewritten anyway, the House Freedom Caucasians on Monday sent a memo to the Senate GOP saying “The House OBBB increases the current $10,000 SALT cap to $40,000 (with a phase out for income above $500,000). The cost relative to current policy is $377 billion. The Senate should curtail this SALT increase as it disproportionately benefits high-income households in high tax (Democrat-run) states,” signaling they really want to have this fight again.

“The House OBBB does NOT do enough to rein in judges, even allowing for the constraints of reconciliation. The House does take some action regarding bond issuances (which may unintentionally disrupt important litigation in defense of fundamental rights like religious liberty) but resisted efforts to go beyond,” the white nationalists also wrote in their memo about a bill which, again, they already voted for under pain of angry Truth Social posts from the Orange Allah.

JUST IN: Elon Musk sends a heart to President Trump pic.twitter.com/Tz4BDfOFus

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) June 9, 2025

Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, but it’s just gay. The heart, the being excited over the heart, the flamboyant orange makeup, all of it just really, really, really gay. They look gay.

Tennessee MAGA Congressman House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Mark Green has told Mike Johnson and crew he intends to resign from his seat as soon as convicted felon President Trump signs the Big Beautiful Bill, Punchbowl News reports without mentioning a reason.

Green’s affair with a woman – who may or may not be employed by Republican consulting firm Axiom Strategies – was made public last fall and nobody really gave a shit. So maybe there’s a worse scandal. Or maybe he’s just sick of his job. Green had announced he was stepping away from running again in 2024 but was talked back into it and reversed, winning his deep red seat easily.

Obviously feeling more and more these days like he has to justify it to himself and his douchebro fans, date-rapey shitbag Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy told NPR that his support for convicted felon President Trump before the election was actually more of “an indictment of the Democrats than an endorsement of Trump’s politics,” and that if it were purely about issues, he’d be way more down with Dems, especially on immigration. “I don’t necessarily think you should go back in time,” he said. “If somebody isn’t here legally, but they’re a productive member of society with no issues, I don’t think that you go say, ‘Get out of here,'” said Portnoy, an insufferable twat.

“I think they think we’re MAGA, I would say I’m not, and I don’t know that Rogan is,” Portnoy, a Jewish American who recently lost his shit over some antisemitic jokes by his fans but personally is on tape yelling the n-word in a “joke,” said. “I would vote for a Democrat. And I have voted for Democrats,” he said, but added that he didn’t want to be “demonized” by the party for his language and views, which the mainstream media has hyped as him leading a movement called “Barstool Conservatives” because Jesus Christ. “Not everything is nearly as serious as it may seem,” he said.

“Guys can say a girl is pretty without being sexist,” Portnoy, who joked about rape on several occasions and saw a defamation suit against Business Insider over an article about credible allegations of sexual assault go nowhere, added. It’s not clear when Portnoy ever came under fire from media critics for simply saying a girl is pretty. It was probably more like he wanted to rape her.

Boulder, Colorado residents David and Rivkah Costello, neighbors of the sick freak who tried to burn eight people – one of them a Holocaust survivor – to death with an improvised flamethrower at a walk-a-thon in support of the hostages still being held in Gaza earlier this month tell Fox News that Soliman’s wife had showed up with cupcakes to welcome them after they moved in last month.

“The wife came over and gave us some cupcakes. We keep kosher, so we couldn’t eat them, but we accepted them and then we just sort of threw them away,” said David in the story which does not at any point mention that Mrs Soliman is currently in ICE custody. Of course the above link goes to Yahoo News, not Fox News proper. Who knows how deep on their own website they buried this one to obscure the inconvenient narrative that Soliman’s wife was friendly to her Jewish neighbors.

And there is zero mistaking their religious identity. If Mrs Soliman couldn’t tell by the Costellos’ surname (who could, honestly, it might as well be “Sullivan”) they are Haredi if not Hasidic. Kind of makes it harder to sell Fox News fans on the justification for deporting her and her five kids.

You sent your troops here without fuel, food, water or a place to sleep.

Here they are — being forced to sleep on the floor, piled on top of one another.

If anyone is treating our troops disrespectfully, it is you @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/4i8VIiYZLr pic.twitter.com/sUYD2KHu6O

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) June 9, 2025

In related news, CNN reports that 500 US Marines are being deployed to the streets of Los Angeles with their “rules of engagement… still being finalized.” Which probably means Trump is ordering them to be carrying weapons loaded with live ammo while commanders are trying to figure out a way around following that order to ensure there are no actual gunfights or, more likely, massacres.

“At 800 AM MST (1500 UTC), the center of Hurricane Barbara was located near latitude 17.6 North, longitude 106.1 West. Barbara is moving toward the northwest near 10 mph (17 km/h) and this general motion is expected to continue for the next couple of days. Maximum sustained winds are near 75 mph (120 km/h) with higher gusts. Some slight additional strengthening is possible today, but a weakening trend is forecast to begin on Tuesday. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 10 miles (20 km) from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 80 miles.”

“The estimated minimum central pressure is 991 mb (29.27 inches). SURF: Swells generated by Barbara will affect portions of the coast of southwestern Mexico during the next few days. These swells are likely to cause life-threatening surf and rip current conditions. Please consult products from your local weather office. WIND: Gusty winds are likely along coastal areas of southwestern Mexico during the next day or so,” says an advisory bulletin from the National Hurricane Center.

“‘If they spit, we will hit.’ This is a statement from the President of the United States concerning the catastrophic Gavin Newscum inspired Riots going on in Los Angeles. The Insurrectionists have a tendency to spit in the face of the National Guardsmen/women, and others. These Patriots are told to accept this, it’s just the way life runs. But not in the Trump Administration. IF THEY SPIT, WE WILL HIT, and I promise you they will be hit harder than they have ever been hit before. Such disrespect will not be tolerated!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter clone Monday.

Love the “we,” written as if the fat pussy’s going to personally gear up with a helmet, pads, and riot gear to help hold the line in defending ICE agents and Waymo cars from the “insurrectionists.”

George Soros-backed PAC “Texas Majority” launched a “Blue Texas” initiative on Monday, backed by $1 million on top of the $2.1 million the billionaire financier sent to the group last year, aiming to break what’ll be a 32 year dry spell for statewide Dem election wins by next year, the Wall Street Journal reports. Might as well try if fucking Ken Paxton’s going to be the senate candidate.

Attorney Brad Bondi has lost his bid for president of the DC Bar Association and pretty badly too, as Politico legal correspondent Dan Barnes tweeted the tally for the the two-month long vote putting winner Diane Seltzer winning literally more than ten-to-one at 34,982 votes to Bondi’s 3,490.

“Ticket-mate” Alicia Long’s bid for treasurer was similarly unsuccessful but, at a 26,380 to 8,854 loss to Amanda Molina, not as embarrassing as Bondi’s defeat. Still an embarrassing, crushing defeat.

Long is an acolyte of former Acting DC US Attorney Ed Martin and Brad Bondi is the brother to Attorney General Pam. The whole point of them running was to defang the DC Board of Professional Responsibility, really the only way that any consequences can be wrought upon shitbag MAGA lawyers and Justice Department prosecutors that doesn’t come from the Orange God Emperor himself. So yes, this tiny little bastion of accountability, one that ended alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani’s ability to practice law in DC, will remain intact for the foreseeable future.

Tom Homan should throw Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom in jail. The “professional agitators” should be thrown in jail too. Someone should do something about them. The president who told his fans he was going to be the one to order his underlings to do those things did not say he would order those things. They’re someone else’s responsbility. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“We made a great decision in sending the National Guard to deal with the violent, instigated riots in California. If we had not done so, Los Angeles would have been completely obliterated. The very incompetent ‘Governor,’ Gavin Newscum, and ‘Mayor,’ Karen Bass, should be saying, ‘THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. WE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, SIR.'”

“Instead, they choose to lie to the People of California and America by saying that we weren’t needed, that these are ‘peaceful protests.’ Just one look at the pictures and videos of the Violence and Destruction tells you all you have to know. We will always do what is needed to keep our Citizens SAFE so we can, together, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted Taco man on Monday.

The fat bastard forgot the “with tears in their eyes” part. He’s slipping with performing his own bits.

Fans of executions will can inject this news into their veins: CNN reports Tuesday though Friday will see back-to-back-to-back-back legalized killing of condemned inmates in four different states, starting with the Tuesday night Florida/Alabama double header. Sunshine State death row inmate Anthony Wainwright faces the needle for the April 1994 carjacking, rape, and brutal murder of a Lake City mom while Bama convict Greg Hunt is set to be the fifth to get NITROed for the extremely violent and depraved August 1988 beating death of a woman he had been dating for about a month.

On Thursday in Oklahoma convict John Hanson can blame all those people who didn’t show up to vote for former Vice President Kamala Harris for his predicament right before he’s put to death via lethal injection. Hanson had been in a federal prison for the last three years, safe from the gurney he’d been sentenced to in the Sooner State until the Trump Administration on January 24th sent him back to Oklahoma’s custody and to his doom. There’s some dispute over whether Hanson actually pulled the trigger to execute 77 year-old Mary Bowles in August 1999 after kidnapping her from a Tulsa mall. It may have been Hanson’s accomplice, Victor Miller, who killed Bowles and a man who was being held hostage too, so yeah, this one’s something of a close call on whether it’s justified.

The same cannot be said of the last man not standing this week. On Friday in South Carolina, Steve Stanko faces the firing squad for the 2005 murder of 74 year-old Henry Turner, who Stanko shot before stealing his truck. That’s the official crime. However Stanko was sentenced to death separately for the same-day murder of his girlfriend Laura Ling. Stanko then raped her underage daughter and slashed her throat, but the girl survived the ordeal. Stanko will not survive his.

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— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) June 9, 2025

“On June 8, 2025, at approximately 10:40 pm, LVMPD officers were on routine patrol in the 3600 block of South Las Vegas Blvd when they heard gunfire coming from the west side of the street.”

“The officers immediately ran toward the area where the gunfire was heard and located two individuals suffering from apparent gunshot wounds. Medical personnel arrived, and the two victims were pronounced deceased at the scene. At this time, we believe this to be an isolated incident, and a possible suspect has been identified. It is believed that the suspect and the victims knew each other and had previously engaged in conflict over social media prior to the shooting. This is an ongoing investigation being led by the LVMPD Homicide Section,” says the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department in a press release on the ABSOLUTE SLAYING of the two hapless trolls!

BOOM! ENDED THE DEBATE! 💥💥💥 What an EPIC TAKEDOWN! Those two DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED to them! Their lives were COMPLETELY DEMOLISHED! This story is GOING VIRAL and could BREAK THE INTERNET! Lots of outlets are covering it and getting HUGE ENGAGEMENT!

Convicted felon President Trump’s team keep coming up short in their search for a new chief of staff for white nationalist alcoholic Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth after he fired the last one, with sources telling NBC News that White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and Vice President Jaydee Vance haven’t been able to find someone both MAGA enough and that actually wants the job.

And, that Hegseth wants working with him, as he’s rejected some of their proposed candidates too.

Port of Los Angeles sees sharp drop in cargo ships, West Coast dockworkers sit idle https://t.co/B420KtcmD4 pic.twitter.com/wLrT4IIHNz

— New York Post (@nypost) June 9, 2025

The New York Post on Monday sounded the alarm on a major crisis currently unfolding in Los Angeles, one that unquestionably demands that President Trump respond by immediately deploying federal troops to confront the anti-deportation rioters trashing federal buildings and waving Mexican flags. It’s the only sensible way for the commander-in-chief to ensure that voters and social media users remain focused on the images of the threat posed to Waymo self-driving vehicles.

At this week’s big Southern Baptist Convention annual meeting in Dallas the massive church association’s leadership committee will ask voting congregants to sign off on a platform calling for a national ban on pornography and for the Supreme Court to overturn the landmark 2015 Obergefell v Hodges decision which legalized same-sex marriage nationwide, the Associated Press reports.

It’s not clear if the conservative denomination’s main resolution will also affirm support for Republican President Donald Trump, who last year was convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud related to his failed cover-up of a sexual encounter with a pornographic actress while married to his still-current wife, who also modeled for pornographic photoshoots for extra cash while overstaying a work visa. Or whether if the resolution will honor the memory of former SBC Vice President Paul Pressler, a profligate pederast who died at the age of 94 in early June 2024, several months after the convention settled a lawsuit from a man who said he was sexually abused for years by Pressler.

The convention’s leadership will however reintroduce a resolution to ban congregations led by women pastors after it narrowly failed to reach the two-thirds threshold at the 2024 annual meeting.