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North Los Angeles immigration court closed Monday

The Justice Department’s website for the Executive Office for Immigration Review’s “Operational Status Map and Court Listing” page lists the Los Angeles – N Los Angeles Street location as being closed on Monday. There’s no reason stated for the closure on the site, likely because it’s obvious.

On one hand you’d think maybe the MAGA DOJ would want fans to know that the anti-ICE protestors/rioters are disrupting the course of normal operations for the immigration system, that the unrest feeds into the political justification for deploying Marines. Then again on the other maybe they don’t because it also means the protests are disrupting the course of normal operations for the deportation system. Which was the whole point of the rioting and setting self-driving cars on fire in the first place, thus the Trump regime being open about that upshot would be tantamount to admitting defeat, if a small/temporary one. Either way, it worked for at least a day.

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Tom Homan promises Loomer he’s serious about Dem arrests

In related news, it’s been more than three months since Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded answers on whether there was an active criminal investigation into her after Homan’s shit-talking about having her prosecuted for advising constituents of their rights if/when confronted by ICE. No follow-up on that and of course no mention of it in this exchange between the racist curmudgeon and the chemically-imbalanced white nationalist psychopath Loomer.

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Zaslav to split Warner Bros Discovery into two separate companies

“Warner Bros Discovery today announced plans to separate the company, in a tax-free transaction, into two publicly traded companies, enabling each to maximize its potential. The Streaming and Studios company will consist of Warner Bros Television, Warner Bros Motion Picture Group, DC Studios, HBO, and HBO Max, as well as their legendary film and television libraries. Global Networks will include premier entertainment, sports and news television brands around the world including CNN, TNT Sports in the US, and Discovery, top free-to-air channels across Europe, and digital products such as the profitable Discovery+ streaming service and Bleacher Report (B/R).”

“David Zaslav, President and CEO of Warner Bros Discovery, will serve as President and CEO of Streaming and Studios. Gunnar Wiedenfels, CFO of Warner Bros Discovery, will serve as President and CEO of Global Networks,” says Warner Bros Discovery in a Monday press release.

“So I get Batman, Superman, HBO, Looney Tunes, the Lord of the Rings, every single movie ever made that says ‘Warner Bros’ in the credits, while you get CNN, TNT, the Discovery Channel, which includes the entire library of ‘Amish Ghost Stories,’ ‘My 600-Lbs Wedding,’ and ‘Honey Boo-Boo.’ Plus Bleacher Report, which is our really cool sports site that’s like edgy and shit. No, it’s not Barstool Sports. We don’t own that one. No, nobody came up with it to intentionally confuse audiences, it’s just a really authentic working class, gritty, ‘regular dude’ sports site brand and its similarities to Barstool Sports are entirely coincidental,” is how Zaslav’s conversation with Wiedenfels may or may not have gone when congratulating his underling on the promotion to CEO of a whole new company.

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Lenin statue removed from Kyrgyzstan city

Municipal workers in the Kyrgyzstan’s second-largest city of Osh last week quietly removed a 75 ft-tall statue of refrigerated Soviet Union founding father Vladimir Lenin that had stood in a central plaza for nearly 50 years, the AP reports while describing the removal as having been conducted with “little public fanfare” and “officials in Osh framed the removal as routine city planning.”

Meaning they wanted it to be low-key as to not attract the ire of Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and his goons, however many they number in Kyrgyzstan. Late last month Russian officials unveiled a brand-new statue of Josef Stalin installed in Moscow’s busiest subway station.

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Ketamine Brain publicly admonishes insubordinate employee

Continued after the cutoff: “The screenshot’s engagement metrics and context align with Musk’s behavior, but its deletion means direct verification is unavailable. While a fabricated screenshot is possible, the evidence leans toward the post being real but removed, consistent with Musk’s pattern of deleting controversial posts.” The “X” AI account Grok was responding to another Twitter user who asked “@grok This post from elon is either deleted or never existed, which one is it?” in reply to a deleted post of unknown provenance. It’s not clear whether or not Musk actually posted the “Just like I took your wife” reply to Stephen Miller or what the original context of that “reply” was.

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QAdulteress says it’s “smart” for her to consider gubernatorial bid

Asked by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution whether she’s still open to a 2026 gubernatorial run after officially announcing she’d been talked out of a Senate bid against Dem Jon Ossoff last month, white nationalist conspiracy freak Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene on Sunday said “It’s definitely something that I think is smart for me to consider, but it’s not a decision I take lightly. I absolutely love my district. I cannot say that enough times. I think Georgia’s 14th District is wonderful. and I have a very powerful position in Congress. But I love my state. I really do.”

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“ARREST THE PEOPLE IN FACE MASKS, NOW!”

The above headline is the entirety of convicted felon President Trump’s most recent post on his shitty social media network. The fat bastard appears to be frustrated that the unrest isn’t more heated. “Looking really bad in LA BRING IN THE TROOPS!!!” he also posted.

“LOS ANGELES RIOTERS SHOULD BE GIVEN THE EXACT SAME TREATMENT AS THE J6 PROTESTORS” says a meme in reply to Trump’s most recent post. The fanboy “Patriot4Life @1776WeThePeople1776” probably should’ve re-read that one before he posted it.

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Fat Hitler thinks he’s liberating Los Angeles

“A once great American City, Los Angeles, has been invaded and occupied by Illegal Aliens and Criminals. Now violent, insurrectionist mobs are swarming and attacking our Federal Agents to try and stop our deportation operations — But these lawless riots only strengthen our resolve. I am directing Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, and Attorney General Pam Bondi, in coordination with all other relevant Departments and Agencies, to take all such action necessary to liberate Los Angeles from the Migrant Invasion, and put an end to these Migrant riots. Order will be restored, the Illegals will be expelled, and Los Angeles will be set free. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted TACO Man on Sunday.

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MAGA GOP fucking pumped for explosive unrest over deportations

The MAGA Republican Party is fucking PSYCHED for this shit to get going in Los Angeles and nationwide so convicted felon President Trump can invoke the Insurrection Act. The pics of dudes on dirt bikes next to burning cars waving the Mexican flag is like freaking porn to them.

“Enjoy” this supercut of several of them pretty much jerking off on live national television.

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Krazy Karoline says she’s trying to get ABC’s Terry Moran fired

“The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism. Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.”

“But that’s not what’s interesting about Miller. It’s not brains. It’s bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate. Trump is a world-class hater. But his hatred only a means to an end, and that end his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment,” wrote ABC’s Terry Moran in a now-deleted tweet on Saturday night, for which White House Press Secretary Krazy Karoline thought was just a little honest and on Sunday told idiot Maria Bartiromo that she’s “reached out to ABC. They have said they will be taking action, so we will see what they do… hopefully this journalist will either be suspended or terminated.”

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Mike Johnson lauds Trump and Musk as “titans”

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday told ABC’s Jon Karl that everything’s fine, even though he hasn’t heard from Ketamine Brain since Monday. “I think the president’s head is in the right place… There’s a lot of emotion involved in it, but it’s in the interest of the country for everybody to work together,” said Johnson, who also told Karl his members have not been getting a lot of calls from constituents telling them to vote against the bill… Kind of sounds like bullshit.

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Orange Warlord says unfair of anti-ICE protestors to wear masks

“Great job by the National Guard in Los Angeles after two days of violence, clashes and unrest. We have an incompetent Governor (Newscum) and Mayor (Bass) who were, as usual (just look at how they handled the fires, and now their VERY SLOW PERMITTING disaster. Federal permitting is complete!), unable to to handle the task. These Radical Left protests, by instigators and often paid troublemakers, will NOT BE TOLERATED. Also, from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests. What do these people have to hide, and why??? Again, thank you to the National Guard for a job well done!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 2:41 AM EDT on Sunday

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MAGA Land scared, confused as their daddies slide toward divorce

“If President Trump did anything remotely illegal with Jeffrey Epstein, Chris Wray, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and whoever ran the White House would have known about it and made it a campaign-killing issue last year. But they didn’t. Because it never happened” – Top comment on HotAir.com’s “Reactions to the Musk Trump Feud,” posted Thursday. Also the top comment here in this lengthy compilation because goddamn this one’s an all-time great requiring its own breakdown.

First off, what has been made public from previously sealed court documents about Epstein does in fact put Trump on Epstein’s plane several times, including a trip with Eric Trump on board. Then there’s allegations that Jeff had pics of Trump with topless underage girls (that was a a Michael Wolff story, so who knows), a lawsuit that claimed there was a sex tape of him with an adult woman, and there’s indicators that the fat bastard fought the unsealing in court early last year.

So there’s a lot of smoke – smoke that the fanboys obviously would never have had trouble saying there was a fire if this were anyone else. That guy who drowned at Obama’s mansion on Martha’s Vineyard? Murdered. Seth Rich? Assassinated. Patriot Front? FBI operation. We could be here all day listing them off. But that’s not the main problem with his comment. Also not the problem but still worth noting is that yes, as he points out, the Biden Admin did not dump the Epstein files either.

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TACO Man warns of “very serious consequences” for Musk

Responding to an NBC News reporter’s question about what’ll happen if Ketamine Brain starts funding Dem candidates, convicted felon President Trump said “If he does, he’ll have to pay the consequences for that,” in a Saturday phone interview, but did not elaborate on said consequences.

“He’ll have to pay very serious consequences if he does that,” Trump said again to the NBC reporter.

Probably actually a good idea for Musk. Not that funding Dem candidates next year would get him back in their good graces. Very few would want to be seen taking his money. But there wouldn’t be zero of them. And then if/when Trump tries to denaturalize and deport Musk turning him into a victim THEN he’ll become sympathetic to Dems and their voters. That’s the only image rehab that’ll work.

“I think it’s a very bad thing, because he’s very disrespectful. You could not disrespect the office of the President,” Trump ranted to the reporter, remembering to add “office.” L’Etat c’est moi.

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“Big time drug addict”

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon tells the Washington Post that ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk and Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent’s throw-down over DOGE cuts, with Bessent screaming “You’re a fraud!” actually came to physical blows, with Elon ramming his shoulder into Bessent’s chest “like a rugby player,” and Bessent hitting him back. This was in the West Wing.

“President Trump heard about it and said, ‘This is too much,’” Bannon said of Donald’s reaction to the mid-April fight over the leadership of the IRS, of which Musk’s pick, douchebag former Hunter Biden “whistleblower” Gary Shapley led the federal tax agency for all of four days until Bessent fired him.

However the headline is what Trump himself reportedly said about Elon in a phone call with a minion this week, with sources describing the fat bastard as “rattled” after Ketamine Brain called for his impeachment and removal: That Musk is a “big time drug addict.” Yeah, no shit.

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Stalinesque DC military parade to feature missile platforms

You know how old footage of Josef Stalin’s military parades in Moscow’s Red Square always shows ICBM launchers as part of the display? Axios reports convicted felon President Trump’s birthday parade next weekend will have kind of the same thing in the form of HIMARS rocket platforms.

It seems more like they’re “on display” rather than rolling past the MAGA commies and their Dear Leader’s viewing platform. Still fits the mold of Donald’s dictatorial cult of personality.

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