Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei tells Axios that artificial intelligence products like the ones his company sells could drive US unemployment up to 20 percent within the next one to five years by wiping out as much as half of all entry-level jobs in the tech, finance, law, and consulting industries.

Most lawmakers “are unaware that this is about to happen. It sounds crazy, and people just don’t believe it,” Amodei said, envisioning a world where “Cancer is cured, the economy grows at 10 percent a year, the budget is balanced – and 20 percent of people don’t have jobs.”

National Zero then asked Anthropic’s main consumer-facing product, Claude.ai, “How can I change the look of this environment to get rid of the Sepia tone and the serif text?” Its answer: “Look for a settings icon – This is typically located in the top-right corner of the interface, often represented by a gear icon or your profile picture.” Then further down in the response it said “The exact location of these settings can vary depending on whether you’re using Claude on web, mobile, or desktop. If you’re having trouble finding these options, you can also try: Looking for a menu button (three horizontal lines). Checking if there’s a settings option in a dropdown menu under your profile.”

Claude’s settings menu is in the bottom-left corner of the screen. There is no button with three horizontal lines to represent the it. It just says “Settings.” The font can be changed to sans serif.

A SpaceX launch suffered yet another “rapid unscheduled disassembly” during takeoff Tuesday night, the third in a row for Ketamine Brain’s aerospace concern, Bloomberg reports.

Must feel great Jake, knowing that a bunch of MAGA people probably downloaded bootleg copies of your Biden book and then the next time you piss them off with a question they’re going to hate you again. It’s not like they even particularly like you now. So congrats on that, kind of.

“I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!” posted old man Trump on Tuesday, apparently now at the point of straight up lying about Canada being open to annexation.

Convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday pardoned Todd and Julie Chrisley, the douchebag reality TV couple who in 2022 were sentenced to 12 and 7 years in federal prison, respectively, after being convicted of numerous bank and tax fraud charges, Lawfare’s Anna Bower reports

New York City’s lousy right wing radio station 770 WABC on Tuesday put on a masterclass in burying the lede with a story headlined “Surprise find in a [Long Island] swimming pool,” written almost as if the article itself contains some “well what do you know” kind of whimsy and the pool’s owner woke up in the morning to find an alligator or crashed top-secret military drone in the water.

No. It was a fucking dead body. The article itself says “grisly discovery” because the pool in the backyard of the East Shoreham, Long Island home had been closed since last summer. “There’s talk,” writes WABC web article guy Noam Laden amateurishly, “the body might be that of Matthew Zoll, the 23-year-old fugitive who police say stabbed his father to death in their Rocky Point home last November. Police had searched the East Shoreham neighborhood last year looking for him, but to no avail. Cops have been mum on the identity of the body. Police thought Zoll was hiding out in the woods after the murder. The hunt, that began back on November 9th had neighbors uneasy.”

This writing is grisly. That Rocky Point is a mile or so west of East Shoreham might’ve been useful information for Laden to include. Wonder if he had ChatGPT punch it up for him before printing it.

As expected, complete dullard Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville on Tuesday launched his campaign for the governorship of his third-world country of a state, NBC News reports. It’s not clear if whoever runs to replace him will be dumber and more racist, but it’s Alabama, so probably.

“On May 21, 2025, at approximately 10:10 PM, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office responded to a shooting incident at the Checkers restaurant at 5780 W Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee, FL. The shooting involved a customer, Wesley Robertson (victim), and an employee identified as twenty-three-year-old Elijah Travis Mackey (suspect). The investigation revealed that while working, Elijah Mackey engaged in a verbal dispute with Wesley Robertson regarding his food order. The confrontation escalated, leading Elijah Mackey to shoot Wesley Robertson. The victim was transported to Osceola Regional Medical Center, where he ultimately succumbed to his injuries.”

“On May 22, 2025, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office Homicide Unit obtained an arrest warrant for Elijah Travis Mackey, charging him with first-degree premeditated murder. He was subsequently arrested and booked into the Osceola County Jail,” says the Osceola County, Florida Sheriff’s Office.

A witness told station WESH the fight started when Robertson asked for mayonnaise packets.

Vox populi, vox dei. CNBC reports that European sales of Teslas dropped 49 percent in April 2025 from the same month a year prior as the bill for Ketamine Brain’s fascist insanity came due.

“Effective immediately, in preparation for an expansion of required social media screening and vetting, consular sections should not add any additional student or exchange visitor (F, M and J) visa appointment capacity until further guidance is issued,” wrote Suckretary of State Marco Rubio in a cable issued to all embassies worldwide on Tuesday, fucking shit up for students, per Bloomberg.

Guys, guys! Oh man. The upcoming HBO Harry Potter TV reboot series’s Hermoine Granger actress is brown. Holy shit. You can read the article about it on IGN. Wow. Holy hell the MAGA kids are going to freak the fuck out because this wasn’t supposed to happen anymore. Like America voted against this, for real. Oh no, they’re going to send a little girl death threats for not getting the message about that, aren’t they? This is really insulting to right wing fans of family-friendly wizard fantasy worlds.

“What Vladimir Putin doesn’t realize is that if it weren’t for me, lots of really bad things would have already happened to Russia, and I mean REALLY BAD. He’s playing with fire!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, obviously REALLY upset his dom isn’t responding to his pleas.

Former nursing home exec Paul Walczak is off the hook for 18 months in federal prison and $4.4 million he was hit with after pleading guilty to embezzling money earmarked for employees to fund a lavish lifestyle, just days before he was due to report to the clink last month. His secret? Getting his mom to write a $1 million check to convicted felon President Trump’s political operation at a Mar-a-Lago fundraising dinner last month, according to the New York Times, who write that Walczak’s pardon application, submitted January 20th, was much heavier on his family’s connections to Trump than it was anything about his actual case. He also mentioned how his mom, Elizabeth Fago, had helped fund the ultimately failed effort to publicize Ashley Biden’s stolen diary in late 2020.

Walczak waited anxiously for months but heard nothing as his April reporting deadline approached. The Times writes that Fago was then invited to the early April Mar-a-Lago shindig where she handed the Orange God Emperor the check. It’s not clear from the reporting whether – the Times may not actually know what if any causal connection there was – the invite was issued by Team Trump with the full knowledge that Fago’s dipshit son was begging for a pardon, but it’s hard to look at the sequence and see it as certainly at least more likely than not, that the was indeed the intent.

But let’s hear more about how corrupt it was for Joe Biden to pardon Anthony Fauci and Liz Cheney.

Hmmmm… This shouldn’t be a thing right? Kind of like how Secretary Dog Murderer shilled for that teeth whitening clinic in Texas while she was Governor of South Dakota it’s prooooooobably not strictly legal for her, now as a sitting member of the cabinet of the president of the United States, to be speaking at cock-grabber Matt Schlapp’s CPAC event in goddamned Poland. Isn’t it?

A new COVID variant without an easy-enough-to-remember Greek letter assigned to it is spreading in the United States, CBS News reports on the same day Bobby Brainworms proudly announced that the CDC would stop recommending booster shots for the virus for pregnant women and young kids.

Convicted felon President Trump’s top minions have “lost confidence in an investigation that Pete Hegseth used to justify firing three top aides last month, after advisers were told that the aides had supposedly been outed by an illegal warrantless National Security Agency (NSA) wiretap,” writes the Guardian’s Hugo Lowell in a new report detailing some pretty messed up shit going on within the top echelons of the reich as Jaydee and others are unsure whether or the wiretap actually happened.

Best try to go in a straight line here: Republican lawyer Tim Parlatore had been a regular on Trump’s legal squad until May 2023, he quit just three weeks before the fat bastard was indicted for stealing classified documents from the White House. It might’ve had something to do with the fact that Parlatore was a witness and had testified to a grand jury the previous December. He then reemerged late last year as white nationalist alcoholic Pete Hegseth’s personal attorney when the former Fox News host was facing some difficulties getting confirmed. He’s still on retainer with Hegseth and talks to the White House regularly. Asked to explain why Petey Pee Pants fired his senior adviser, Dan Caldwell, former deputy chief of staff Darin Selnick, and the deputy defense secretary’s chief of staff Colin Carroll after an investigation into who leaked to NBC News in March that they were wargaming on plans to launch an attack on Panama and retake the canal.

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“California, under the leadership of Radical Left Democrat Gavin Newscum, continues to ILLEGALLY allow ‘MEN TO PLAY IN WOMEN’S SPORTS.’ This week a transitioned Male athlete, at a major event, won ‘everything,’ and is now qualified to compete in the ‘State Finals’ next weekend. As a Male, he was a less than average competitor. As a Female, this transitioned person is practically unbeatable.”

“THIS IS NOT FAIR, AND TOTALLY DEMEANING TO WOMEN AND GIRLS. Please be hereby advised that large scale Federal Funding will be held back, maybe permanently, if the Executive Order on this subject matter is not adhered to. The Governor, himself, said it is ‘UNFAIR.’ I will speak to him today to find out which way he wants to go??? In the meantime I am ordering local authorities, if necessary, to not allow the transitioned person to compete in the State Finals. This is a totally ridiculous situation!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, not even bothering to name the which sport’s “major event” it was or the level the alleged trans athlete was competing in.

The fat campy drag queen-ish president also confused executive orders with laws, since defying an executive order is by definition not “ILLEGAL.” If it was, he could just send the FBI, rather than “ordering local authorities” to show up an incite a riot at some high school girls’ lacrosse game or whatever the fuck it was he saw in some QAnon fan’s video in his Truth Social feed.