Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who go the job by failing to prevent his boss Donald Trump from getting convicted of 34 felonies last year, on Wednesday teased Fox News fans with some QAnon-flavored rage porn by leaving the door open to “treason charges” for the “Deep State” officials who leaked the postmortem assessment of the strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities.

Not for nothing but wouldn’t “Deep State” intel operatives – who are (A) trained in all manner of deception and trickery (B) how to communicate clandestinely and (C) have managed to elude Trump and his “white hats” for four years, five months, and five days now – be not especially challenged by getting away with leaking (probably not actually classified info) to reporters? Like should anyone really bet against them this time? Moreover, you would think that, given past performance where Tusli Gabbard fired those guys who wrote the report saying that Nicholas Maduro’s regime isn’t controlling Tren de Aragua, that Trump and his minions would just fire these analysts who concluded that the damage to Iran’s nuclear program was just a medium setback and that would be it. That these guys haven’t been shitcanned should tell you they’re unfireable and they know it. Which gives them carte blanche (pun intended) to leak and they don’t give a fuck about these empty threats.

“BREAKING NEWS… I was shocked to hear that the State of Israel, which has just had one of its Greatest Moments in History, and is strongly led by Bibi Netanyahu, is continuing its ridiculous Witch Hunt against their Great War Time Prime Minister! Bibi and I just went through HELL together,” blah blah blah “I just learned that Bibi has been summoned to Court on Monday for the continuation of this long running, (He has been going through this ‘Horror Show’ since May of 2020 – Unheard of!”

“This is the first time a sitting Israeli Prime Minister has ever been on trial.), politically motivated case, ‘concerning cigars, a Bugs Bunny doll, and numerous other unfair charges’ in order to do him great harm. Such a WITCH HUNT, for a man who has given so much, is unthinkable to me. He deserves much better than this, and so does Israel. Bibi Netanyahu’s trial should be CANCELLED, IMMEDIATELY, or a Pardon given to a Great Hero, who has done so much for the State.”

“Perhaps there is no one that I know who could have worked in better harmony with the President of the United States, ME, than Bibi Netanyahu. It was the United States of America that saved Israel, and now it is going to be the United States of America that saves Bibi Netanyahu. THIS TRAVESTY OF ‘JUSTICE’ CAN NOT BE ALLOWED!” posted President Adderall freak on Wednesday.

Maybe he should get the US Supreme Court to write a ruling on Israeli Prime Ministerial immunity.

Citing an investigation of public records obtained via request, Wired.com found a sharp rise in 911 calls from the 10 largest ICE gulags in the US, over 400 of them since January, among them dozens of pregnancy complications, 50 potential cardiac episodes, 26 likely seizures, 17 reported head injuries, seven suicide attempts, and six episodes of sexual abuse, one of them “staff on detainee.”

A Tuesday propaganda release from Homeland Security touts the arrests of “11 Iranian nationals illegally in the United States over the weekend. ICE also arrested a US citizen who threatened to kill ICE law enforcement while harboring an illegal alien from Iran. The weekend arrests reflect the Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) commitment to keeping known and suspected terrorists out of American communities,” listing them one-by-one and it’s, uh, something else. Some lowlights:

Pictured above and at the top of the list of arrests is “On June 22, ICE Atlanta arrested Ribvar Karimi in Locust, Alabama. Karimi reportedly served as an Iranian Army sniper from 2018 to 2021 and at the time of his arrest, in his possession, he had an Islamic Republic of Iran Army ID card. He entered the US on a K-1 visa, which is reserved for aliens engaged to be married to American citizens, in October 2024 under the Biden administration. Karimi never adjusted his status — a legal requirement — and is removable from the US. He’s currently in ICE custody, where he’ll remain pending removal proceedings,” not explaining what the hell “never adjusted his status” is supposed to mean.

“Secretary of Defense (War!) Pete Hegseth, together with Military Representatives, will be holding a Major News Conference tomorrow morning at 8 AM EST at The Pentagon, in order to fight for the Dignity of our Great American Pilots. These Patriots were very upset! After 36 hours of dangerously flying through Enemy Territory, they landed, they knew the Success was LEGENDARY, and then, two days later, they started reading Fake News by CNN and The Failing New York Times.”

“They felt terribly! Fortunately for them and, as usual, solely for the purpose of demeaning PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, the Fake News (Times and CNN) lied and totally misrepresented the Facts, none of which they had (because it was too soon, there were no Facts out there yet!). The News Conference will prove both interesting and irrefutable. Enjoy!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, still caterwauling about this freaking reporting on the intel leak.

Unclear is why, if the pilots’ feelings were so hurt, that they’re not going up there and speaking to the press about how destructive their bombing was and defending their dignity from these attacks.

In an update on that flaming cargo ship in the Pacific, the US Coast Guard this week announced they concluded their “response to a fire onboard the cargo ship Morning Midas, which capsized and sank in international waters approximately 450 miles southwest of Adak on Monday. The Coast Guard received notification that the vessel capsized Monday at 5:35 pm and sank to a depth of approximately 16,400 feet in international waters. The vessel was carrying 3,048 total vehicles, with 70 being fully electric vehicles and 681 being hybrid vehicles. The vessel also reportedly had 350 metric tons of marine gas oil and 1,530 metric tons of very low sulfur fuel oil (VLSFO) onboard.”

“There are no reports of visible signs of pollution at this time.” Okayyyyyy. Continued:

“The Coast Guard is monitoring the situation and remains in close contact with Zodiac Maritime, the manager of the Morning Midas. Two salvage vessels, Garth Foss and Salvage Worker, remain on scene and are conducting continuous assessments of the area with pollution response equipment onboard to respond to any potential signs of pollution. The oil spill response vessel Endeavour is en route from Dutch Harbor and is expected to arrive on scene Thursday. The Endeavour is equipped with additional pollution response equipment including an oil spill containment and recovery system.”

A mediator has proposed that convicted felon President Trump and Paramount Global settle his batshit stupid lawsuit over a CBS News 60 Minutes interview with former Vice President Kamala Harris for $20 million, the Wall Street Journal reports on more of this insufferable circlejerk.

“Natasha Bertrand should be FIRED from CNN! I watched her for three days doing Fake News. She should be IMMEDIATELY reprimanded, and then thrown out ‘like a dog.’ She lied on the Laptop from Hell Story, and now she lied on the Nuclear Sites Story, attempting to destroy our Patriot Pilots by making them look bad when, in fact, they did a GREAT job and hit ‘pay dirt’ – TOTAL OBLITERATION!”

“She should not be allowed to work at Fake News CNN. It’s people like her who destroyed the reputation of a once great Network. Her slant was so obviously negative, besides, she doesn’t have what it takes to be an on camera correspondent, not even close. FIRE NATASHA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, continuing his freakout over the intel report.

If you didn’t know any better you might think that fatass is trying to get Bertrand killed. Since you do know better you know that he definitely would not mind at all if one of his fanboys killed her.

“According to the assessment of senior Intelligence Directorate officials, the damage to the nuclear program is not surgical but systemic – the cumulative achievement allows us to state that the Iranian nuclear project has suffered severe, wide-ranging, and deep damage, setting it back by years. We will not allow Iran to produce weapons of mass destruction,” says an official attributed only as the “Israeli chief of staff” in a post by Ynet columnist Nadav Eyal. Well at least it says “years” and not “months” like the American one that made convicted felon President Trump melt the fuck down.

Global fast-food giant McDonald’s next Happy Meal theme will celebrate a marketing partnership with Global fast-food giant McDonald’s, the company announced on Wednesday as they unveiled a new line of Happy Meal toys inspired by McDonald’s, available at your local McDonald’s July 1st through August 11th. “A McDonald’s Happy Meal has always been more than just a meal – it’s a joyful tradition that creates lasting memories for both kids and adults alike,” said Anna Engel, Director of Marketing, Brand, Content and Culture for McDonald’s USA. “As a parent, there’s something magical about watching your child’s imagination come to life with these tiny toys. That’s what makes Lil McDonald’s so special. It brings back my own childhood memories of playing McDonald’s and now I get to create new ones with my kids,” Engel continued about the McOuroboros she created.

At least five of the plastic objects pictured in the lineup are Happy Meal boxes themselves, meaning that within the cardboard Happy Meal box and another wrapping there will just be a smaller version of the same. It’s possible there are plastic chicken McNuggets available too.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is expected on Wednesday to approve a plan to stand up, with the Council of Europe, a new specialized international court to prosecute Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and his minions for invading their smaller, democratic neighbor, the AP reports.

“We just caught the Failing New York Times, working with Fake News CNN, cheating again! They tried to demean the great work our B-2 pilots did, and they were wrong in doing so. These reporters are just BAD AND SICK PEOPLE. You would think they would be proud of the great success we had, instead of trying to always make our Country look bad. TOTAL OBLITERATION!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, not elaborating on what “caught” means or entails.

It might also help to make his arguments more convincing if he didn’t sound like a total cunt.

Lifeguard impaled by umbrella at Jersey Shore in gruesome scene https://t.co/sNWKaLWms8 pic.twitter.com/j0DLncJBuP

— New York Post (@nypost) June 25, 2025

Per ABC 7 the female lifeguard was impaled through the shoulder and was hospitalized for surgery to remove it on Wednesday morning. Hopefully there’s no permanent damage. It’s unclear if the umbrella’s canvas bore an American flag-themed pattern to it.

“For Wall Street, it’s not just about Mamdani – some fear a broader rise of socialism could destabilize markets and the economy,” writes champagne class bullet point factory Axios in another one of their PowerPoint presentations about the NYC Mayor-all-but-elect Zohran Mamdani.

“If you have a super high profile socialist mayor creating all types of new government entitlements, taxes, you know, big anti-capitalism sort of campaign… that reverberates everywhere and that generally puts pressure on markets,” Axios quotes Bradley Tusk, CEO of Tusk Ventures.

Lol. Like it’s guy’s name but still it’s not exactly a subtle one for an ultracapitalist outfit.

Some choice cuts of bullshit from a resolution introduced Wednesday by Ohio Senator Bernie “M4M” Moreno calling on the Nobel Committee to award convicted felon President Trump the peace prize:

“Whereas President Obama reportedly told members of his senior staff, ‘Turns out I’m really good at killing people. Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine’… Whereas killing hundreds of civilians should disqualify someone from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize… Whereas President Donald John Trump made a good faith attempt at diplomatic negotiations to end the Iranian threat after assuming office in 2025; Whereas Iran refused to negotiate on its nuclear program in good faith… Whereas the greatest ally of the United States, Israel, was left with no choice but to unilaterally end the Iranian nuclear threat; Whereas the only action ordered by President Trump was a precision strike on 3 nuclear sites in Iran,” and there’s three pages of this shit, but here’s the end:

“Whereas President Trump has shown the world that peace through strength is the antidote to forever wars: Now, therefore, be it resolved, that the Senate calls on the Norwegian Nobel Committee to award President Donald John Trump the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize; urges all peace-loving nations to join in that call; and expresses its deepest appreciation to President Trump for bringing an end both to the nuclear program of Iran and hostilities related thereto in only 12 days.”

Moreno, as a member of a national legislator, is a qualified nominator to the Nobel Committee, and could’ve just submitted a formal nod himself, but since that Buddy Carter ballsucker already did it this week it appears that this was Moreno’s best idea on how to “one-up” Carter, even though in reality this is as meaningful as simply tweeting that Trump should win the Nobel.

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson has been privately warning the Senate GOP that the upper chamber’s revisions to the Big Beautiful Bill are going to cost him the speakership, Politico reports in a brief item that does not make any mention at all of the possibility that Johnson would refuse to bring it to a re-vote but just suck it up and let the cards fall as they may.

Wednesday’s a big day for creepy looking weirdo former Trump defense lawyer-turned Acting Deputy Attorney General-turned US Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit nominee Emil Bove, who’s going to face some rather tough questions about his actions inside the Justice Department in recent months, especially that it’s coming less than 24 hours after the New York Times reported he kind of told subordinates that they should ignore court orders on deportations. You might call that a big no-no in the legal profession, that it’s basically the same as a criminal defendant removing an ankle monitor or fleeing house arrest or beating the shit out of his defense lawyer in the courtroom.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime is planning to dismiss asylum claims for potentially hundreds of thousands of migrants and make them immediately subject to deportation in order to meet its own self-imposed targets of 3,000 removals per day, CNN reports on more of this shit.

It’s yet another sign of the laziness and impotence of this administration, that they want to hit their numbers but don’t want to put the actual hard work in tracking down actual illegals, so instead they find these people in grey areas to yank their status and target them for removals.

A very barbarian-esque social media influencer who goes by “Liver King” and posts videos of himself consuming raw meat on social media was arrested Wednesday by cops in Austin, Texas on charges of misdemeanor terroristic threats a day after he challenged fellow internet meathead Joe Rogan to a fight, KXAN reports while cautioning that the correlation in timing is not causation.

Liver King, real name Brian Johnson, said “Joe Rogan, I’m calling you out, my name’s Liver King. Man to man, I’m picking a fight with you. I have no training in Jiu-jitsu, you’re a black belt, you should dismantle me. But I’m picking a fight with you. Your rules, I’ll come to you, whenever you’re ready,” in the Monday Instagram post. Cops have yet to confirm whether this was indeed the “threat” that got Johnson arrested or Rogan was the intended victim. A challenge to a fight does not seem like it should necessarily be a threat, let alone a terroristic one, but that it was charged as a misdemeanor could be an indication that Rogan really did report it to police and got this other asshole arrested.