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Thirsty ballsucker Buddy Carter nominates Trump for Nobel

“As a Member of the United States Congress, I write to formally nominate Donald J Trump, the 47th President of the United States, for the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his extraordinary and historic role in brokering an end to the armed conflict between Israel and Iran and preventing the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism from obtaining the most lethal weapon on the planet. In recent weeks, the world stood on the precipice of a dangerous and potentially regiondestabilizing war. Yet in the face of this crisis, President Trump took bold action to ultimately champion peace through strength and facilitate a ceasefire framework that brought hostilities to a halt. In a statement that has since reverberated around the globe, President Trump announced the terms of a complete and total ceasefire agreement, commending both Israel and Iran for their courage to end the war.”

“His message of mutual respect and peace will now result in a full cessation of military activity, no further escalation, and the preservation of thousands, if not millions, of lives throughout the Middle East and around the globe,” and blah blah blah blah writes cheap little slut Georgia MAGA Congressman Buddy Carter, just absolutely begging for his face to be showered in the in golden glory of his Holy Orange Dominant with an endorsement in the 2026 Georgia Senate GOP primary, a race in which Carter is the only declared candidate and still has yet to get the nod from Trump.

To be completely fair though, Carter absolutely has a better chance of securing the endorsement than the fat fuck has of winning a Nobel Peace Prize on this nomination or any of the 11 others.

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