A coalition of center and leftist party members in Israel’s Knesset have picked up support from two ultra-Orthodox parties in the chamber for their bill seeking to dissolve parliament and trigger snap elections, Bloomberg reports on a possible ominous development for dictator Benjamin Netanyahu.

The two hardcore religious parties, Shas and United Torah Judaism, are fucking off from supporting “Bibi” over his move to end the decades-long exemption from mandatory service in the IDF for members of Orthodox communities as the country’s Supreme Court has ruled the carveout illegal.

A Bibi minion complained about the dissolution bill on Army Radio Wednesday. “Going to elections now while there are hostages in Gaza and the Iranian issue is coming to a decision would paralyze the country,” said MP Ze’ev Elkin, a member of Netanyahu’s coalition. Bibi was supposed to testify Wednesday in his corruption trial but skipped out, claiming he was sick, the pussy-ass bitch.

“The INCOMPETENT Governor of California was unable to provide protection in a timely manner when our Ice Officers, GREAT Patriots they are, were attacked by an out of control mob of agitators, troublemakers, and/or insurrectionists. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, trying to turn his side back into the victims here.

A most unseemly and preposterous incident unfolded for one Sultan Alnofaie, a reputable young bachelor of 21, in the early hours of Sunday last in Clearwater, Florida, WFLA tele-news reports.

The row began when Mr Alnofaie inquired about the coital services of an entertainer at the the OZ Gentlemen’s Club and was presented with a bill for $300 for the services to be rendered to his phallus, upon which he promptly effected payment, only to be refused said service despite honest payment. The bachelor, expecting prompt service within the ordinarily impeccable confines of the gentlemen’s club, then found himself compelled to voice his considerable displeasure regarding the perfidy of the cyprian scented with Exclamation By Coty. The club’s doorkeep, said to be a man of great violence and temper, intervened and told Mr Alnofaie to exit the premises post haste.

Seething from the affront, Mr Alnofaie then telephoned the local constabulary, seeking their intervention and immediate recompense for the deprivation his leisure at the gentlemen’s club.

Upon the constable’s arrival at the establishment they were met with the furious patron who then explained with great vehemence the compounded insult of the unprofessional behaviour of the attendants at the club. Mr Alnofaie was then placed into the constablary’s custody and charged with the crime of misuse of emergency services. It is unclear whether he was reimbursed for the $300.

“It wasn’t a day ago, it was a little longer than that,” said TACO man on Tuesday, correcting himself on a completely made-up timeline of when he last spoke to California Gov Gavin Newsom.

A 27 year-old registered Republican Villager is being held on $26,000 bond following his arrest last week on a felony count of possession of methamphetamine with intent, Villages-News reports.

Charles Scott Straubel, 27, who lives with his parents – also registered Republicans – in the Village of Santiago, was driving a white 2016 Kia Optima late Thursday night when he was pulled over for running a stop sign, per an arrest report from the Villages of Lady Lake Police Department. Cops wrote that Straubel “appeared to be unsettled, disillusioned, nervous, sweating profusely, and fidgety,” during the stop. A K9 unit was called and the dog quickly found 90 plastic baggies, all of them containing a substance that tested positive for meth. Straubel, who was also found in possession of knives and a bat, told cops he was merely a meth user. The likely Trump voter then began “acting hysterically and salivating” after realizing he was going to jail and possibly prison.

“On June 10, a 30 year-old man from Randolph, New Jersey, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park. At approximately 9:45 am in the Upper Geyser Basin at Old Faithful, a man was gored by a bison after a large group of visitors approached it too closely. The individual sustained minor injuries and was treated and transported by emergency medical personnel. The incident is currently under investigation, and no further details are available at this time. There are no photos or videos of this incident to share. This is the second reported incident of a person injured by a bison in 2025.”

“The first occurred on May 7. There were two reported incidents in 2024 and one in 2023,” says the National Park Service in a press release. Not a good look, New Jersey. Again.

When anything bad happened over the previous four years it was in Biden’s America. Protests at Columbia University? Not Kathy Hochul’s New York State or Eric Adam’s New York City, it was Biden’s America. Or Harris’s America for 107 days. Now they’re trying to make it into Gavin Newsom’s California and Karen Bass’s Los Angeles. No, the above is happening in Trump’s America.

“We are at the end of our agreement with Terry Moran and based on his recent post – which was a clear violation of ABC News policies – we have made the decision to not renew. At ABC News, we hold all of our reporters to the highest standards of objectivity, fairness and professionalism, and we remain committed to delivering straightforward, trusted journalism,” says an ABC spokesperson in a statement via CNN’s Brian Stelter on a pretty fucking abject act of submission to the Trump regime.

On Saturday Moran tweeted and deleted this factual statement about Reichsminister of racial purity Stephen Miller and his fat orange boss’s crusade against immigrants: “The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism. Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy. But that’s not what’s interesting about Miller. It’s not brains. It’s bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate. Trump is a world-class hater, but his hatred only a means to an end, his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment.”

Instead of taking that as a compliment, Krazy Karoline demanded that ABC News suspend or fire Moran. They did both and again bent the knee to the Orange God Emperor’s unholy regime.

Convicted felon President Trump and brainwormed HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr’s regime’s budget for federal public health expenditures in 2026 proposes cutting the 988 suicide prevention hotline’s specialized support for LGBTQ youth, NBC News reports that the cruelty is still the point.

The 988 hotline will remain intact both via text and voice calls – kind of amazing in its own right all things considered – but the option that connects LGBTQ youth with “specially trained staff and partner organizations” will be axed. Guess which president signed the 988 legislation into law that specifically included that specialized service. It wasn’t Joe Biden or Barack Obama.

And yet HHS spokesworm Rachel Cauley defended the axing to NBC, saying that the whole 988 service will be funded at the same levels as previous years, but “does not, however, grant taxpayer money to a chat service where children are encouraged to embrace radical gender ideology by ‘counselors’ without consent or knowledge of their parents.” Hard to imagine how damaged someone can be to say that kind of shit about an effort to prevent teenagers from killing themselves.

Asked if it’s hypocritical for Republicans to be condemning the riots in Los Angeles while being okay with convicted felon President Trump pardoning thousands of Capitol rioters, House Speaker Mike Johnson said there’s a “clear distinction” between the two groups of marauders. He did not say the clear distinction. Johnson’s counterpart in the Senate, John Thune, was better at batting away the question, saying simply “I think the issue that’s in front of us right now is the chaos in LA…”

From the final report on the NTSB inquiry into the August 2024 death of retired champion dirtbike/dirtroad car racer Scott Bloomquist, whose Piper J3 plowed into a barn: “The pilot departed from a private airstrip and overflew his property. The airplane subsequently impacted a barn adjacent to the airstrip. The airplane sustained substantial damage, and the fuselage was mostly consumed by the postimpact fire that ensued. The pilot was fatally injured. An autopsy of the pilot was performed by the William L Jenkins Forensic Center, Johnson City, Tennessee. The autopsy report listed the cause of death as blunt force injuries and the manner of death as suicide.”

Underscoring that summary, the report’s conclusion says the NTSB “determines the probable cause(s) of this accident to be: The pilot’s intentional flight into a building as an act of suicide.”

So it was a mini-9/11-ing. The barn did really burn from the crash. It wasn’t a controlled demolition.

Sources on House Oversight Chairhick James Comer’s staff tell Axios that former Biden White House aides including Domestic Policy Council director Neera Tanden, Jill Biden advisor Anthony Bernal, former special assistant to the president Ashley Williams, and former White House deputy chief of staff Annie Tomasini have all agreed to sit for hours of stupid questions about Joe’s mental state.

Let’s go in a straight line here: On Tuesday convicted felon President Trump was asked by a reporter when the last time he spoke to California Governor Gavin Newsom. “A day ago. Called him up to tell him, got to do a better job, he’s doing a bad job. Causing a lot of death and potential death,” said Trump, to which Newsom tweeted “There was no call. Not even a voicemail. Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to.”

Then Fox News anchor John “I’m not the Chief Justice” Roberts stepped in for an assist.

“‘President Trump just contacted me from Air Force 1 to say this: ‘First call was not picked up, second call, Gavin picked up, we spoke for 16 minutes. I told him to, essentially, ‘get his ass in gear,’ and stop the Riots, which were out of control. More than anything else, this shows what a liar he is, said I never called. Here is the evidence,'” tweeted Roberts, along with a screenshot of the call log.

Look at the date on your watch or phone or computer and then look at the date on the call log. “A day ago” was Monday, June 9th. Meaning the 7th was on Saturday, but 10:23 PM on Friday the 6th West Coast time. There were some disturbances in Los Angeles on Friday but shit didn’t really get going until the following evening, meaning it’s quite possible the call wasn’t even about ICE raids or rioting. It’s bad enough that Trump thinks 1:23 AM was a “day ago,” it’s even somehow worse that this fucking idiot Roberts just posted this thinking it’s a “defense” of the fat bastard.

Convicted felon President Trump’s team are considering Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent as the successor to Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell when the time comes to pick a replacement next May, Bloomberg reports on some mildly kind of maybe semi-not-that-bad-almost-neutral-ish news.

With what counts as optimism these days one could maybe sort of say “Well at least it’s not Maria Bartiromo.” It’s perfectly possible if not probable that Bessent would take the job seriously and stop cosplaying once he got in. Trump wouldn’t be able to fire him and he would outlast the fat bastard’s term. Someone else can make the case for why he’s a terrible pick. This is just the “It could be a lot fucking worse, like Bill Ackman” case. It’s not a “good” one for Señor Suckretary.

A March incident in the city of Xinyang in which five local Chinese Communist Party officials taking a lunch break from a seminar on how to cut back on spending at party functions then proceeded to plow through four bottles of baijiu, the country’s signature sorghum-based liquor which ranges from 35 to 60 percent ABV – sending one of the officials to cold storage and the rest of them into an ultimately unsuccessful coverup mode over his death – is now part of an updated version of the very guidance the stupid assholes were supposed to be implementing, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Exactly how the guy died is not clear, though it does not appear that his communist drinking party-mates were implicated in any act of violence during the blurry lunch on a day when they were supposed to be doing homework, that per the Journal, included “four anthologies of Xi’s remarks on discipline and over a dozen sets of party regulations and directives, including rules against convening official meetings at scenic tourist spots and using public funds to buy fireworks for the Lunar New Year,” lol. The four hungover survivors and other officials connected to the incident were definitely punished however, as at least a dozen were hit with censure, probation, demotion, removal from positions, or full expulsion. The buzzkill did not stop in Xinyang as it spurred a national crackdown on all officials, even the ones who can hold their liquor and not die at a party party.

There was no call. Not even a voicemail.

Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to. https://t.co/y7TJUhUZGI

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) June 10, 2025

A hiker on his way to the site of a World War II-era plane crash at a densely forested region of northern Greece encountered an angry brown bear and was promptly shoved off the edge of a steep cliff and to his death in a 2,600-ft deep ravine on Tuesday, CBS News reports on the latest in a string of fatal incidents involving ursine encounters in central Europe over the last few years.

Christos Stavrianidis and friend Dimitris Kioroglou were trying to map out a new, more accessible route to the wreck of the military plane that was rediscovered just last year, hoping to make it easier for others to visit when they came into contact with the honey-crazed apex predator. “I suddenly saw a bear which attacked me,” Kioroglou told outlet NewsIT. “My dog delayed it a few seconds. I used pepper spray, and it headed to where my friend was and knocked him into the ravine.”

Panos Stefanou, spokesman for Greek wildlife group Arcturos, told state media outlet ERT TV that the bear was likely protecting itself from the men and dog, calling the shove “defensive behavior, not an attack. The bear is trying to push back what it sees as a threat,” pun maybe sort of intended.

Stavrianidis is the third soul on Team Bear’s kill count in Europe since 2024 but interestingly the second in a row to have met his end with an assist from gravity rather than mauling. A man was found dead of wounds consistent with a bear attack in Slovakia in April of last year, just weeks after a Belorussian woman visiting the same country plunged to her death down a ravine while being chased by one. The bear was then chased off by a warning shot fired by an avalanche rescue crew as it neared her body. Both bear-gravity incidents mark a reversal of one that ended Virginia human hunter Lester Harvey Jr, who was killed last year when either he or one of his companions shot a bear who had climbed up at tree to escape them and then crushed Harvey after it fell.

California Gov Gavin Newsom’s lawsuit against convicted felon President Trump’s takeover of the Golden State’s National Guard has drawn US District Judge Charles Breyer, a Clinton appointee and younger brother of retired Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports.