“I love my home state of Georgia so much. The people here may not be rich with the world’s riches, but they are overflowing with kindness, love, family values, and a deep sense of joy, whether they’re sitting on the front porch or the tailgate of a pickup truck. These are the people who raised me, who I’m lucky enough to call friends, and who hug my neck no matter what corner of the state I’m in. These are the people I fight for. So when I read an Axios article this morning about the ultra-rich Kemp donors gathering last weekend at their elite retreat on luxurious Sea Island to anoint their preferred candidate to run against Jon Ossoff, I laughed out loud. Sea Island is not far from Jekyll Island, where another elite retreat formed the Federal Reserve, and look how that turned out,” and blah blah blah writes white nationalist psychopath Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene in a Twitter blog post that eventually gets to the point that she’s not going to run for Senate.

Actually this part’s pretty funny too: “When I met with the NRSC a few weeks ago, they told me their internal polling shows any Republican can beat Ossoff. But now they’re pushing a public poll of just 800 people claiming only certain Republicans can win. Funny how that works. Polling has become so dishonest that most people barely pay attention to it anymore. Voters are sick of the consultants who keep getting rich whether we win or lose. That’s why I laughed at that Axios article.”

And then this further down: “Beating Jon Ossoff? That would be easy. He’s a silver-spoon progressive who’s never held a real job or worried about putting a roof over his family’s head.” Jesus Christ, lol. This shitbrain’s dad is a construction magnate, the only job she ever had was in his office.

ICE agents carrying out a detainment in Worcester, Massachusetts on Thursday were forced to call the cops after at least 20 people attempted to block them from leaving with an unidentified woman, believed to be from Brazil, per NBC Boston. What happened next was fucking atrocious: Worcester cops slammed her teenage daughter’s face to the pavement and arrested her. The article itself is unclear as to the precise details given the lack of names involved and whether or not the daughter is a citizen, but between the video and details such as a local activist who was in the house with the family telling the station “When we were talking to her, she told us that if she wasn’t under arrest and there wasn’t a warrant, she could go to the bathroom, and that’s when they started pulling her with the baby in her hand,” it’s not like knowing more about it is going to make it better

ICE conducted themselves like Stephen Miller would: They called the cops and got them to escalate the situation – and this is NOT to excuse fucking throwing a teenage girl to the pavement, those cops should 100 percent be prosecuted for that – instead of handling it themselves or handing the woman a summons and telling her to show up in immigration court at the appointed date or they’ll be back. They’re letting local cops get blood on their hands for a situation they weren’t man enough to handle. If this doesn’t blow up all over the national news in the next few days then the vests saying “WORCESTER POLICE” instead of “ICE” on those tackling the girl will be EXACTLY why.

Speaking to right wing radio douchebag Hugh Hewitt on Friday, couchfucking Vice President JD Vance didn’t let himself get wrapped up in popery after the very first question Hewitt asked was about Pope Leo XIV’s criticism of the Trump regime’s policies and him personally.

“First of all, a big moment for American Catholics [blah blah blah] the third thing, Hugh, and this is, you know, these things always get discolored a little bit by American politics or by politics writ large. You know, people are asking is he a conservative or is he a liberal. Will he attack President Trump and JD Vance on certain things, and hasn’t attacked Democrats on other things. And I guess my response to this is it’s very hard to fit a 2,000-year-old institution into the politics of 2025 America.”

“I try not to do that. I am a Catholic convert, and so I come at this maybe with a slightly different perspective. But I try not to play the politicization of the Pope game. I’m sure he’s going to say a lot of things that I love. I’m sure he’ll say some things that I disagree with, but I’ll continue to pray for him and the Church despite it all and through it all, and that’ll be the way that I handle it,” said Jaydee, not losing his shit and screaming “WOKE MARXIST POPE” like co-President Laura Loomer.

Newark, New Jersey Mayor Ras Baraka was taken into federal custody after refusing to leave an ICE gulag in the city, Shore News reports. Baraka was accompanied by several Dem members of Congress, one of whom LaMonica McIver, just told reporters she was “assaulted” during the melee.

Ignoring term-limited Governor Mike DeWine’s pleas to stay the hell out of it and remain neutral, the Ohio Republican Party on Friday just went ahead and endorsed Vivek Ramaswamy for 2026, Politico reports. While Ohio isn’t New York and there still will be a primary, it is, per Politico a “major blow to his intraparty opponents.” State Attorney General Dave Yost, the fucking idiot who just threw away a cushy ambassadorship offered by the Trump Administration so he could keep running for governor, congratulated Ramaswamy and apparently indicated he’s reconsidering his campaign.

Other would-be candidate Lt Gov Jim Tressel, who used to be a big deal in sportsball before accepting the appointment to be DeWine’s numero dos earlier this year, could still prove formidable against Da Vek in a primary should he jump in, though that may be less likely now.

So for those keeping score at home, there were two top officials, one of them who won five statewide elections and the other an appointee who in his previous job won five NCAA national football championships – all of them for Ohio teams, that the state Republican Party could’ve picked but instead they went with a dark-skinned 39 year-old billionaire Hindu who got himself out of DOGE when he realized it’d be a politically toxic shitshow, all simply because Trump sort of tolerates him.

The owner of the childhood home of the former Robert Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV, has taken the Dolton, Illinois three-bed, three-bath suburban house off the market after being unable to sell it for months even after dropping the asking price from $219,000 to $199,000, Realator.com reports.

The anonymous flipper who owns the home via an LLC and did not wish to be named, says he’s taking the home off the market and will in the coming months put it back up for sale with some dramatic changes to the asking price, one befitting its connection to his holiness. A heavenly price.

Reviewing the above segment, convicted felon President Trump on Friday gave a very, emphatic thumbs down, writing “I just watched an exhausted, highly neurotic Stephanie Ruhle spew LIES about Tariffs, as do many others, in order not to give me the Victory that they all see coming. Few people know Stephanie Ruhle, but I do, and she doesn’t have what it takes. Our Deal with the United Kingdom yesterday was AMAZING for both Countries and, in addition to everything else, British Airways just ordered $10 Billion Dollars worth of new Boeing planes. We’re going to make a fortune with Tariffs, only smart people understand that, and Stephanie was never known as a ‘High IQ’ person. MSDNC has become the Voice of the Democrat Party, and they should be treated as a Political Advocate with all of the Taxes and Penalties therefrom. Their Ratings are terrible, but Brian Roberts and his crew should be forced to TELL THE TRUTH. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Asked by NOTUS if he’s going to subjecting the Trump family to the same scrutiny he did the Bidens, House Oversight Charibilly James Comer said he’s “not worried about anything the Trumps are doing. I want you to write this down: I’m not worried about anything the Trumps are doing business-wise, because they’re being transparent. Unlike the Bidens,” emphasis NOTUS’s on the “not.”

Right so when it’s transparent, which is actually an excellent adjective to use to describe the Trump family corruption, like that cross-border trucking company that bought $20 million worth of his shitcoin and said straight up it was an investment in getting a tariff exception, then it’s okay.

Actually maybe America is better off if Comer, who has been pretty quiet this Congress as everyone knew he would be after Trump won, continues to lay low. Were he to suddenly have a change of heart and decide that fighting corruption is a bipartisan virtue then he might start asking questions like “Wait, the Trump boys told me they’re building a hotel in that country with them camels and the fellas with the little picnic blankets on they heads and Eric said they were all Christians there but naw Congresswoman Cammack sayin she heard they actually Muslims so we needa hold a hearin’ with Jonathan Turley and Matt Taibbi to get to the bottom of this Saudi Rapeya or whatever.”

From a letter by FDA Commissioner Marty Makary to physicians across the US, annotated: “I am writing to draw your attention to a dangerous and growing health trend facing our nation and particularly young people – the increasing number of adverse events involving products containing tianeptine, which can lead to serious harm, including death. Tianeptine, which is often called ‘gas station heroin’ because of its availability in gas station stores, is not approved by the FDA for any use.” Yeah but neither are “SUMATRATONIC – My Fat Melting Tropical Hack!” or “NativePath Grass-Fed Collagen Peptides!” and you don’t seem to be in a rush to crack down on the Gateway Pundit and other far right propaganda sites for selling MAGAmericans that kind of bullshit, but go on.

“I am very concerned. I want the public to be especially aware of this dangerous product and the serious and continuing risk it poses to America’s youth. While the FDA is closely following the distribution and sale of these products, it is critical that you appreciate the magnitude of the underlying danger of these products, and disseminate information about it.” Well for every guy with a fancy “MD, PhD” after his name saying gas station heroin is bad there could be thousands out there who have done their own research on YouTube and come to a different conclusion about the product. It was the same so-called “doctors” who said ivermectin was useless against COVID so why should anyone listen to this Faucist fraud about anything else? Let’s hear what Joe Rogan thinks.

And to drop the MAGA voice for a second, Makary does not at all seem prepared to answer such questions to the millions of Trump fans who will be “just asking” them. He’s in over his head here.

President Trump's political operation reportedly dug into its cash-flush coffers to make a major nationwide ad buy to highlight his tax plan and pressure lawmakers to get on board with his agenda. https://t.co/e7B0QZMZbl

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) May 9, 2025

“MSNBC, the worst there is on Television misrepresentation, is so far knowingly off in their statements about me and Tariffs that it should be considered a Major Campaign Violation. They are nothing less than an arm of the Democrat National Committee, and their untruths are incredible, real losers. Their ratings are down the tubes, but that pressure on them doesn’t give them the right to lie and cheat!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, the “Major Campaign Violation” part seemingly indicating a belief that it’s the title of a statute under the US Criminal Code.

The fat fuck also continued lying about prices, posting “Costs down, NO INFLATION. Very different from what the Fed, and Fake News Media, were hoping for!” Yeah, the Fed’s hoping for higher costs and more inflation. That’s what they’re paid the big bucks to do, hope for increased prices.

Former Supreme Court Justice David Souter has taken his long walk out into the Cursed Earth, taking law to the lawless. He will never again enter Mega-City One. For it is written: the law is unforgiving. He is and will always be the law… Scholar. Judge. Justice. Jury. Executioner.

That may or may not have been what Chief Justice John Roberts wanted to write while announcing the death of his former colleague on Friday, but instead he just went with a boilerplate that his staff likely wrote: “Justice David Souter served our Court with great distinction for nearly twenty years. He brought uncommon wisdom and kindness to a lifetime of public service. After retiring to his beloved New Hampshire in 2009, he continued to render significant service to our branch by sitting regularly on the Court of Appeals for the First Circuit for more than a decade. He will be greatly missed.”

Souter, known to longtime fans of The Simpsons as a “nerd,” retired in 2009. He was 85.

“For the first time in the history of Ukraine, the Security Service has exposed a Hungarian military intelligence agent network that was carrying out espionage activities to the detriment of our state.”

“The task of this cell was to collect information about the military security of the Transcarpathian region, search for vulnerabilities in the region’s ground and air defense, and study the socio-political views of local residents: in particular, scenarios of behavior if Hungarian troops enter the region.”

“As a result of comprehensive measures in Transcarpathia, the SBU detained two agents from the Hungarian special service network. As the investigation established, the curator of both suspects was a regular employee of Hungarian military intelligence, whose identity has already been identified by the Security Service. One of his agents was a 40 year-old former military man from the Beregov district, who was recruited by foreigners and put into ‘standby mode’ back in 2021. According to counterintel and SBU investigators, the curator ‘activated’ this agent in September 2024. Then the traitor was given the task: to study the mood of the local population,” says the Ukrainian SBU in the beginning of a lengthy statement posted to Telegram on Friday, translation by Google.

Holy shit, lol. Missed this on Thursday even though the “WATCH LIVE” was on here. This fucking idiot actually thinks the Mattel toy company is a country and even acted like he had seen their Prime Minister – who would obviously have to be Ken since Trump would never respect Barbie and would instead just ogle her plastic boobs – say he was going to “go counter” tariff their US imports.

Setting the marker down on where he’s willing to get taken for a ride before the meetings even start, convicted felon President Trump on Friday posted “80 percent Tariff on China seems right! Up to Scott B,” as in Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent, who must be thrilled that it’s “up to” him now.

“CHINA SHOULD OPEN UP ITS MARKET TO USA – WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR THEM!!! CLOSED MARKETS DON’T WORK ANYMORE!!!” the fat bastard also wrote in another post shortly before the above. What happened to a closed market where instead of having 30 dolls an 11 year-old baby girl can have two and then she can grow up with a more prosperous life because she works in a factory assembling American-made dolls that retail for $90 each? That no longer the American dream?

Donald also showed a complete lack of courage in his back and forth over whether or not to increase taxes on the wealthiest to generate revenue needed for other shit, like more middle-tier breaks, posting “The problem with even a ‘TINY’ tax increase for the RICH, which I and all others would graciously accept in order to help the lower and middle income workers, is that the Radical Left Democrat Lunatics would go around screaming,’Read my lips,’ the fabled Quote by George Bush the Elder that is said to have cost him the Election. NO, Ross Perot cost him the Election! In any event, Republicans should probably not do it, but I’m OK if they do!!!” What a powerful statesman.

Convicted felon President Trump’s negotiators are looking for an out that allows them to announce a major reduction in tariffs imposed on Chinese exports during this weekend’s negotiations in Switzerland, Bloomberg reports on yet another colossal failure and capitulation.

“On May 4, 2025, a 47 year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park. At approximately 3:15 pm in the Lake Village area of the park, a man was gored by a bison after he approached it too closely. The individual sustained minor injuries and was treated by emergency medical personnel. The incident is currently under investigation, and no further details are available at this time. This is the first reported incident of a person injured by a bison in 2025.”

“There were two reported incidents in 2024 and one in 2023,” says the National Park Service in a sign that summer has truly arrived as massive ungulates plunge their horns into moron tourists.

Indian officials on Thursday accused Pakistan’s military of directly attacking military bases on New Delhi’s side of the disputed Jammu and Kashmir province, the BBC reports on a non-deescalatory move in the recent flare-up that Pakistan tried to deny in public statements to media.

“We deny it, we have not mounted anything so far,” Pakistan Defense Minister Khawaja Asif said of the drone attacks that India says they thwarted, adding “We will not strike and then deny.”

Now maybe that’s true that it is not the Pakistani military launching the drones and trying to blow up Indian military installations. The problem is that if it isn’t them, it’s gotta be one of the network of militant groups based in Kashmir that the Pakistani ISI created decades ago specifically for the purpose of waging warfare against India in the region. Such as the assholes that massacred 26 Hindu men last month and the whole fucking reason for this current extremely volatile situation.

Islamabad might have created these guys but they don’t control them and there’s no telling if they’d abide by a ceasefire, if any is met between the two national governments. Not an ideal situation.