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MAGA GOP fucking pumped for explosive unrest over deportations

The MAGA Republican Party is fucking PSYCHED for this shit to get going in Los Angeles and nationwide so convicted felon President Trump can invoke the Insurrection Act. The pics of dudes on dirt bikes next to burning cars waving the Mexican flag is like freaking porn to them.

“Enjoy” this supercut of several of them pretty much jerking off on live national television.

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Krazy Karoline says she’s trying to get ABC’s Terry Moran fired

“The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism. Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.”

“But that’s not what’s interesting about Miller. It’s not brains. It’s bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate. Trump is a world-class hater. But his hatred only a means to an end, and that end his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment,” wrote ABC’s Terry Moran in a now-deleted tweet on Saturday night, for which White House Press Secretary Krazy Karoline thought was just a little honest and on Sunday told idiot Maria Bartiromo that she’s “reached out to ABC. They have said they will be taking action, so we will see what they do… hopefully this journalist will either be suspended or terminated.”

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Mike Johnson lauds Trump and Musk as “titans”

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday told ABC’s Jon Karl that everything’s fine, even though he hasn’t heard from Ketamine Brain since Monday. “I think the president’s head is in the right place… There’s a lot of emotion involved in it, but it’s in the interest of the country for everybody to work together,” said Johnson, who also told Karl his members have not been getting a lot of calls from constituents telling them to vote against the bill… Kind of sounds like bullshit.

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Orange Warlord says unfair of anti-ICE protestors to wear masks

“Great job by the National Guard in Los Angeles after two days of violence, clashes and unrest. We have an incompetent Governor (Newscum) and Mayor (Bass) who were, as usual (just look at how they handled the fires, and now their VERY SLOW PERMITTING disaster. Federal permitting is complete!), unable to to handle the task. These Radical Left protests, by instigators and often paid troublemakers, will NOT BE TOLERATED. Also, from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests. What do these people have to hide, and why??? Again, thank you to the National Guard for a job well done!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 2:41 AM EDT on Sunday

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MAGA Land scared, confused as their daddies slide toward divorce

“If President Trump did anything remotely illegal with Jeffrey Epstein, Chris Wray, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and whoever ran the White House would have known about it and made it a campaign-killing issue last year. But they didn’t. Because it never happened” – Top comment on HotAir.com’s “Reactions to the Musk Trump Feud,” posted Thursday. Also the top comment here in this lengthy compilation because goddamn this one’s an all-time great requiring its own breakdown.

First off, what has been made public from previously sealed court documents about Epstein does in fact put Trump on Epstein’s plane several times, including a trip with Eric Trump on board. Then there’s allegations that Jeff had pics of Trump with topless underage girls (that was a a Michael Wolff story, so who knows), a lawsuit that claimed there was a sex tape of him with an adult woman, and there’s indicators that the fat bastard fought the unsealing in court early last year.

So there’s a lot of smoke – smoke that the fanboys obviously would never have had trouble saying there was a fire if this were anyone else. That guy who drowned at Obama’s mansion on Martha’s Vineyard? Murdered. Seth Rich? Assassinated. Patriot Front? FBI operation. We could be here all day listing them off. But that’s not the main problem with his comment. Also not the problem but still worth noting is that yes, as he points out, the Biden Admin did not dump the Epstein files either.

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TACO Man warns of “very serious consequences” for Musk

Responding to an NBC News reporter’s question about what’ll happen if Ketamine Brain starts funding Dem candidates, convicted felon President Trump said “If he does, he’ll have to pay the consequences for that,” in a Saturday phone interview, but did not elaborate on said consequences.

“He’ll have to pay very serious consequences if he does that,” Trump said again to the NBC reporter.

Probably actually a good idea for Musk. Not that funding Dem candidates next year would get him back in their good graces. Very few would want to be seen taking his money. But there wouldn’t be zero of them. And then if/when Trump tries to denaturalize and deport Musk turning him into a victim THEN he’ll become sympathetic to Dems and their voters. That’s the only image rehab that’ll work.

“I think it’s a very bad thing, because he’s very disrespectful. You could not disrespect the office of the President,” Trump ranted to the reporter, remembering to add “office.” L’Etat c’est moi.

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“Big time drug addict”

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon tells the Washington Post that ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk and Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent’s throw-down over DOGE cuts, with Bessent screaming “You’re a fraud!” actually came to physical blows, with Elon ramming his shoulder into Bessent’s chest “like a rugby player,” and Bessent hitting him back. This was in the West Wing.

“President Trump heard about it and said, ‘This is too much,’” Bannon said of Donald’s reaction to the mid-April fight over the leadership of the IRS, of which Musk’s pick, douchebag former Hunter Biden “whistleblower” Gary Shapley led the federal tax agency for all of four days until Bessent fired him.

However the headline is what Trump himself reportedly said about Elon in a phone call with a minion this week, with sources describing the fat bastard as “rattled” after Ketamine Brain called for his impeachment and removal: That Musk is a “big time drug addict.” Yeah, no shit.

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Stalinesque DC military parade to feature missile platforms

You know how old footage of Josef Stalin’s military parades in Moscow’s Red Square always shows ICBM launchers as part of the display? Axios reports convicted felon President Trump’s birthday parade next weekend will have kind of the same thing in the form of HIMARS rocket platforms.

It seems more like they’re “on display” rather than rolling past the MAGA commies and their Dear Leader’s viewing platform. Still fits the mold of Donald’s dictatorial cult of personality.

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Steve Bannon still demanding criminal investigation into Musk

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon tells CBS News that the Trump Regime has to take away Ketamine Brain’s “security clearance. Investigate drug use and investigate his involvement” with China. And you have to investigate his status as a citizen. If it turned out he overstayed visas and lied about it, it’s not right. It has to be investigated.” Denaturalization is a lengthy process.

“Did they take data sets to feed into their AI model? This has to be investigated now. He’s an unstable individual. What did DOGE do? What did DOGE find?” Bannon asked, calling it a matter of “national security.” This was Friday afternoon when Bannon said this, mind you. After the “detente.”

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TACO Man announces he’s sending his A-squad to China talks

“I am pleased to announce that Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, and United States Trade Representative, Ambassador Jamieson Greer, will be meeting in London on Monday, June 9, 2025, with Representatives of China, with reference to the Trade Deal. The meeting should go very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, confident that the utter ferocity and menace of his team will subdue those wily commies and get them to give everything while gaining nothing.

“Just inspected the site of the new Ballroom that will be built, compliments of a man known as Donald J Trump, at the White House. For 150 years, Presidents, and many others, have wanted a beautiful Ballroom, but it never got built because nobody previously had any knowledge or experience in doing such things – But I do, like maybe nobody else, and it will go up quickly, and be a wonderful addition, very much in keeping with the magnificent White House itself. These are the ‘fun’ projects I do while thinking about the World Economy, the United States, China, Russia, and lots of other Countries, places, and events. It will all be good, maybe even GREAT, depending on who is the President of the USA!” fat Cinderella also posted about his wonderful new ballroom.

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Newsmax anchor hit with restraining order by sex abuse victim

Newsmax anchor Ed Henry, who used to be a Fox News guy until he was fired in 2020 for having sexually abused a producer over the course of years, has been hit with a restraining order by the victim of said abuse as part of her lawsuit against the sick fuck, the Independent reports.

Henry must stay at least 500 feet away from former Fox Business News producer Jen Eckhart at all times as well as relinquish any and all firearms he owns. It’s that second part that makes it sure sound like the judge thinks her case against the scumbag is very solid. Echkart seems to think so.

“The predator who thought he owned me is about to face the woman who can’t be broken – this time, in front of a jury,” Eckhart said in a statement to the Independent. “Today, I was granted an Order of Protection – not just for myself, but for my family and loved ones being targeted through legal harassment. Survivors should never have to shield their families from the very system meant to protect them. Soon, he – and the institution that protected him – will be forced to reckon with the truth they tried to bury.” The “institution” meaning Fox News, Henry’s co-defendant in the lawsuit.

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Malevolent neckbeard urges Americans to pray for peace

Struggled a little bit with the headline here. Most of you actually reading this no doubt already guessed it, but for others it simply may not register and they might simply scroll right past it, but felt like less is more is the only way to truly drive home the absurdity of the above 25-second clip.

Because this is where we’re at right now: Eli Crane, a former Navy SEAL now twice elected to represent Arizona’s Second Congressional District, serving in the same body where slavery was constitutionally abolished and in the same room where President Franklin Delano Roosevelt called on the nation to prepare itself to fight in a grueling two-front war against murderous fascist bent on world domination, just told this Kremlin-paid, four-eyed penis with a YouTube channel and his audience to pray for peace – not between Ukraine and Russia, Israel and Hamas, or India and Pakistan – but between the President of the United States and the world’s richest man the day after the latter strongly implied that the former had raped underage prostitutes. God bless America.

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Russian lawmaker offers asylum to Musk

Russian Duma member Dmitry Novikov, deputy chair of the State Duma Committee on International Affairs, on Friday told Kremlin state media that Ketamine Brain would be welcome in Russia if he needs somewhere to cool his heels, permanently, just in case, the Kyiv Independent reports.

“I think Musk is playing a completely different game, that he won’t need political asylum, although if he did, Russia could certainly provide it,” said Novikov. He did not offer a free supply of krokodil.

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