Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan on Monday tossed convicted felon President Trump’s claim that he’s immune from prosecution of on crimes he’s already guilty of, dismissing the fat fuck’s claim that since some of the testimony involved the White House during his first term, the whole conviction was void, it was “entirely to unofficial conduct entitled to no immunity protections.”

Dem Virginia Congressman Gerry Connolly on Monday defeated New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 34 to 27 in a caucus steering committee vote for the top Oversight Committee spot to replace ranking member Jamie Raskin, who’s headed to constantly torment spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan on the Judiciary Committee, Politico’s Nick Wu reports.

“Dinosaurs have a powerful place in pop culture, including museums, books, and movies. But the American people’s fondness for the Mesozoic animals is far from universal. Overall, 13 percent of US adult citizens say they ‘love’ dinosaurs. Another 31 percent say they merely ‘like’ dinosaurs. And while only 5 percent say they ‘dislike’ or even ‘hate’ dinosaurs, 47 percent have a striking opinion about the creatures who dominated the Earth for the better part of 200 million years: indifference.”

“Likewise, 41 percent of US adult citizens say they don’t have a favorite dinosaur, while 55 percent have a favorite dinosaur and 5 percent aren’t sure. The group that doesn’t have a favorite dinosaur is larger than those naming any particular type of dinosaur. That includes tyrannosaurus rex, the favorite of 19 percent of Americans and the only type of dinosaur picked by more than 10 percent of the population,” says YouGov in the write-up for their national favorite dinosaur survey conducted Nov 26 to Dec 3 among 1,122 US adult citizens. The margin for error in the sample was 4 percent.

“It’s your patriotic duty to support the President’s policies. He’s trying to strengthen our economic position in the world, and reduce our reliance on foreign countries who hate us for everything from essential medicines to car parts. Right now, the threat of tariffs is a bargaining chip for leverage, he may not even have to do it. If you were willing to go along with Bidenomics which raised prices on everything 25-50 percent, and you got nothing in return, this should not phase you” – The current top comment on the New York Post article titled “Costco executive warns of price hikes because of Trump tariffs: ‘When it rains, it rains on everybody’,” posted Monday afternoon.

Yeah, this is basically the same exact thing some other assclown wrote on Fox Business News’s website in the last “MAGA Land” comment we featured, only this guy is being even more explicit in his calls to pre-excuse all the inflation because it’s the price worth paying for America First.

Of course it’s possible this is some lib troll unsubtly mocking the New York Post’s reader base but either way they’re still upvoting him in agreement with this “higher prices are cool now” line.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, whose position is precarious after his top economic deputy called it quits on Monday, is considering resigning over the threats of tariffs from convicted felon US President-Elect Trump’s incoming maladministration, CTV News reports.

“People can’t afford their groceries,” said New Democratic Party Leader Jagmeet Singh during a session of Parliament in Ottawa before he was stifled by Tories screaming with joy. “Canadians literally cannot afford the groceries they need,” Singh continued. “Trump is threatening hundreds of thousands of jobs in this country… The prime minister cannot remain in that position. Will he resign?”

Dem Florida Congressman Jared Moskowitz is in the mix to serve as FEMA director in convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s administration, CNN’s Steve Cotorno reports on what maybe is some kind of Trump snub to James Comer since Moskowitz annoys the shit out of him.

At least four people are dead, a juvenile shooter included, and several are injured after a shooting at the Abundant Life Christian School in Madison, Wisconsin on Monday, ABC News reports.

Amid convicted felon President-Elect’s Trump’s lengthy rant to reporters on Monday, the fat bastard variously said he’s opposed to the polio vaccine mandate, called Chinese communist dictator Xi Jingping an “amazing guy,” vaguely implied he believes the drone sightings are alien spacecraft, and wouldn’t answer questions about whether he’ll blanket pardon all of the Capitol rioters and what he’s going to do to Gaza if the hostages aren’t released before January 20th.

Conceding that yeah, things definitely got out of hand sometime thousands of years ago at a site in southwest England where the bones of dozens of individuals were found with human bite marks on them, researchers at Cambridge University allowed that maybe the bites were more of a ritual exercise than straight up consumption of human flesh for sustenance. The hefty benefit of the doubt from people not at all unlikely to have descended from these murderous savages takes up a considerable amount of space in a new report published by the Cambridge team on Monday.

“It is difficult to understand the human remains from [dig site] Horizon 2 in anything other than a context of extreme violence and systematic corporeal insult seemingly including anthropophagy.”

“While there are occasional examples of cutmarks on British and Irish Neolithic human remains, these are usually rationalised as the result of actions to hasten the transition to a fully skeletonised state and thus ‘ancestral’ status. There is no tradition of ritual dismemberment of the deceased for the British Early Bronze Age, nor would this explain the prevalence of cranial blunt-force injuries indicating that these individuals were killed beforehand. Differential mortuary treatment within the community, perhaps for those dying violent deaths, is also difficult to reconcile with estimates for the relatively short duration of deposition for Horizon 2. This does raise a question concerning the scale of the event, given the number of humans and animals represented,” says the research.

“Consumption of all individuals represented in the human and faunal assemblages from Horizon 2 in a single episode implies a substantial gathering and the complicity of potentially many hundreds of people. Whether some element of selection was involved, and its basis if so, is unknown. It is possible that the act of butchery was more important than the actual consumption, which may have been token. This requires further research and integration of faunal analyses,” the very blatantly wishcast-y report continued. Good luck finding more proof it was just locker room cannibalism.

German Chancellor Olaf Schulz took an absolute beating in a confidence vote on Monday – 207 to 394, with 116 no-shows among the Bundestag members – setting Europe’s largest economy up for snap elections to build a new governing coalition in February, Deutsche Welle reports

House Freedom Caucasians chairman Andy Harris, a fill-in for other far right asshole Bob Good who was elected to lead the group until he lost his primary against a more extreme MAGA challenger, didn’t say “Well Maria, there’s no evidence these are even drones. In fact a lot of people are fucking stupid and are filming conventional aircraft and claiming they are these mysterious drones,” when asked Monday by the Q-pilled Fox Business News host if the drones could be part of some kind of Chinese communist plot. Instead Harris said they certainly could be because the Biden open borders policy allowed thousands of Chinese infiltrators into the country via Mexico and blah blah blah.

Chesapeake, Virginia cops are investigating after the body of an unidentified male bearing gunshot wounds was found by a hiker in the Great Dismal Swamp on Sunday, the Virginian-Pilot reports.

No further details were reported on the dismal story out of the vast swampland stretching across Virginia and North Carolina’s borders. It’s not clear when the last time there was any truly great news about the area worthy of national media coverage. The Virginian-Pilot put an annoying paywall up on a May 2024 story about the black bear population of the swamp growing.

In an article titled “Why you shouldn’t try to shoot down a suspected drone,” CNN appears to performing a service for government officials concerned by the hype over this recent drone sighting hysteria – mainly concentrated in New Jersey but also hitting other states – could end up getting people killed by paranoid, mostly right wing freaks trying to take “the law” into their own hands.

“While I understand the frustration that mystery drones may cause, taking matters into private hands by firing at drones creates significant dangers,” said Rick Smith, CEO of Axon a company that manufactures anti-drone technology. Smith adds that a hitting a drone could “turn it into a missile” and cause “severe property damage and injury,” expert quotes included as if the type of person predisposed to opening fire on a “mystery drone” gives a shit, let alone even reads CNN articles.

“An unmanned aircraft hit by gunfire could crash, causing damage to persons or property on the ground, or it could collide with other objects in the air,” an FAA spokesperson said in an email to CNN which, again, just isn’t going to reach the intended audience who think the drones are the vanguard of a Iranian-Chinese-North Korean invasion force that will soon seize control of New Jersey.

The pleas for restraint from regular citizens via CNN come three days after convicted felon President-Elect Trump commanded his fans to shoot the drones down in a Truth Social post.

Officials from Metropolitan France on Monday were rushing supplies and rescue personnel to the Indian Ocean department of Mayotte after a fucking monster cyclone with winds upwards of 140 miles per hour thrashed the island over the weekend, with the Prefect Francois-Xavier Bieuville telling local media the death toll could be “close to a thousand or even several thousand,” on the densely populated and poor island of 320,000 souls, many living in tiny metal shacks, AFP reports.

Complicating matters for a territory with as many as 100,000 illegal immigrants from neighboring African countries is that, according to a local former nurse who spoke with AFP, many people were hiding from relief crews “fearing it would be a trap,” to deport them from Mayotte.

British officials on Monday greenlit a £3.6 billion takeover of Royal Mail, the UK’s equivalent to the United States Postal Service, by Czech billionaire Daniel Kretinsky’s EP Group after receiving assurances that the privatized system would continue to honor the obligation to deliver letters six days per week, Monday to Saturday, and packages Monday to Friday, the BBC reports.

The 500 year-old British postal system was privatized in 2011 and shares were listed on London’s stock exchange, leaving the Royal Mail “brand” is a subsidiary of another company called International Distribution Services, which also a highly profitable European shipping business whose £300 million gross profit in 2023 offset losses by Royal Mail. The British letter carrier union’s chief endorsed the takeover, saying it was the “best opportunity” to save the future of Royal Mail, with members getting a 10 percent share of dividend payouts to Kretinsky, though there’s no agreement on planned service reductions such as cutting second-class deliveries to every other day.

Maybe it’ll work out. After all, Royal Mail has been 90 percent privatized for more than a decade now, and despite being a money pit it hangs on under the same roof as a more profitable package shipping business. Of course if it weren’t already obvious to readers, we’re picking this up given that it comes just two days after the Washington Post reported that convicted felon President-Elect Trump and his minions are looking at privatizing the similarly unprofitable US Postal Service – and this buy-up of the UK’s by a foreigner involved in the Russian energy export business sure sounds like it’ll be cited as a “See libs? The Limeys still get their mail delivered every day. It’s fine.”

The California Department of Motor Vehicles on Thursday announced they’re recalling a Los Angeles-area license plate reading “LOLOCT7” after folks made the pretty obvious inference that it says “Lol October 7th,” as in the October 7th, 2023 Hamas terror attack that killed more than 1,500 Israelis and sparked a genocidal retaliatory campaign by the IDF, USA Today reports.

Mocking the horrific massacre was not the owner of the hideous electric shitbox’s intent, as much like the vegan Mainer whose “LUVTOFU” – as in “Love tofu,” not “Love to fuck you” – plate was recalled last year, it’s all a matter of perspective when interpreting the meaning behind a message jammed into 7 or 8 characters. In this case, the son of the Cybertruck owner says it means “Lolo,” the Filipino word for grandfather, “CT” for Cybertruck, and “7” as in the number of his grandchildren, and wrote as such in the DMV’s application that requires an explanation for every custom plate.

To this author that’s 100 percent believable, just as it’s also completely understandably believable to a whole shit ton of people that a Cybertruck owner would mock a mass slaughter of Jews. Erring on the side of those folks’ perception is the right call for the DMV and surely the owner can get a new one that says “CTLOLO7.” That would probably be advisable for him as switching to just a regular random plate might make him look guiltier to neighbors unaware of his real intent with “LOLOCT7.”

In a recent exchange with a New York Times reporter present, 45 year-old white MAGAmerican Sky Atkins assured his undocumented Mexican immigrant son-in-law, 33 year-old Jaime Cachua, that even though all the illegals need to be deported, Sky would somehow stop the new Trump Regime from deporting the father of two of his two grandchildren. “Nobody’s putting you on a bus unless they get by me,” Sky told Jaime, a DACA recipient who has lived in Rome, Georgia since he was 3 years old and speaks “rusty” Spanish in a thick Southern drawl, has never committed a crime in his life, has a decent job in customer service at a local car dealer. Oh and he’s got a younger, natural born citizen brother who’s a complete asshole and gets in trouble with the cops all the time.

“I’m not going to let anything happen that puts your family at risk,” Sky told his son-in-law. “It already did [happen],” Jaime responded, apparently unconvinced by Sky’s reassurances. “All those criminals that Trump’s been talking about – the rapists, the gang members – that’s not you. You deserve to be here. To me, you’re basically American,” Sky continued trying to cheer up the younger man.

“But I’m not,” Jaime replied, correctly. The Times’s recounting of the conversation ended there, so it’s not clear if the proud Trump supporter explained to son-in-law in detail how he would gun down every single local, state, and federal law enforcement agent that approached to prevent Jaime from getting sent to a deportation camp and then to Mexico where he has no friends or close relatives.

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s regime on Sunday appealed the International Criminal Court’s warrants for the arrest of himself and former Defense Minister Yoav Gallant over their genocidal bombing campaign against the Gaza Strip that has cost nearly 45,000 lives, NBC News reports.

Not clear is why “Bibi” would move in a way that makes it clear he’s recognizing the legitimacy of the warrants. If they were fake bullshit from an imaginary court of globalist libtards then he should be simply ignoring them as such. While it doesn’t mean that he would be sent to the Hague by the government now, is he so sure that wouldn’t happen under the next prime minister? Whoever it is, “Bibi” may’ve just handed them political ammuo to put him on a one-way flight to the Netherlands.

Vice President Kamala Harris is considering following in the footsteps of one of her predecessors, Richard Nixon, in pursuing the governorship of California two years after losing the presidential election, CNN reports. The differences are that Donald Trump is not John F Kennedy, Harris would be extremely unlikely to lose the general election, and even if she did she would (probably) not tell the press they “won’t have Kamala to kick around anymore” after conceding angrily to her opponent.