Grassley, 91, waves and smiles to booing, cursing protesters https://t.co/cqSEqU4PJp

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 24, 2025

“It is with great pleasure that I am announcing Alina Habba, Esq, who is currently serving as Counselor to the President, and has represented me for a long time, will be our interim US Attorney for the District of New Jersey, her Home State, effective immediately! Alina will lead with the same diligence and conviction that has defined her career, and she will fight tirelessly to secure a Legal System that is both ‘Fair and Just’ for the wonderful people of New Jersey. Additionally, John Giordano, who has done a terrific job as the interim US Attorney in New Jersey, will now be nominated as the new Ambassador to Namibia!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday. Never heard for John Giordano but damn that is some public diminution right there, lol.

“President Donald J Trump announced today that the United States of America will be putting what is known as a Secondary Tariff on the Country of Venezuela, for numerous reasons, including the fact that Venezuela has purposefully and deceitfully sent to the United States, undercover, tens of thousands of high level, and other, criminals, many of whom are murderers and people of a very violent nature. Among the gangs they sent to the United States, is Tren de Aragua, which has been given the designation of ‘Foreign Terrorist Organization.’ We are in the process of returning them to Venezuela — It is a big task! In addition, Venezuela has been very hostile to the United States and the Freedoms which we espouse. Therefore, any Country that purchases Oil and/or Gas from Venezuela will be forced to pay a Tariff of 25 percent to the United States on any Trade they do with our Country. All documentation will be signed and registered, and the Tariff will take place on April 2nd, 2025, LIBERATION DAY IN AMERICA. Please let this notification serve to represent that the Department of Homeland Security, Border Patrol, and all other Law Enforcement Agencies within our Country have been so notified,” the fat fuck also posted. That “secondary tariff” thing’s probably gonna have some implications and not good ones if this asshole’s actually serious.

Convicted felon President Trump’s lawyers on Monday petitioned the Supreme Court to overturn a circuit judge’s ruling ordering the regime to reinstate the thousands of “probationary” employees fired from six federal departments for alleged “poor performance,” Reuters reports.

Reporting over the last weeks from various outlets seemed to hint very strongly that a large share, maybe even the majority, of those purged were not new hires in off the street but were lateral transfers or even had been promoted to new positions but “probationary” all the same due to those changes. That vulnerability exploited without regard to any logic or common sense – unless the argument’s going to be some cunty “Well the whole government’s performing poorly, libs” – meant that someone being promoted to supervisor at the wrong time got them fired. For poor performance.

But because we live in this world those workers have to hope that John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett don’t come up with some made-up reason to side with the Orange God Emperor.

The Florida man arrested for attempting to run over a crowd of anti-DOGE protestors outside of a Tesla dealership in Palm Beach on Saturday – luckily the asshole drove pretty slowly and no one was hit – is a hardcore Trump fan, the Daily Beast reports, citing a blog post on a “Trumpettes USA” site.

The fanboy, Army veteran Andrew Dutil, had claimed he was employed at the dealership but apparently that was a lie. Making this all the more pathetic is that the asshole was driving a Nissan Pathfinder that looks to be about a 2019 model, and not a Tesla. Dutil faces a state-level charge of aggravated assault and there’s zero chance the Justice Department will hit him with a federal terrorism crime, as Attorney General Pam Bondi said she’s “committed to ending all acts of violence and arson directed at Tesla properties,” emphasis added there because it’s not “protestors.”

The US Supreme Court on Monday denied certiorari to MAGA piece of shit casino mogul Steve Weinberg Wynn’s libel lawsuit against the Associated Press in what was seen as a clear bid to overturn the 1960s decision in New York Times vs Sullivan, the landmark ruling that protects media from civil actions by public officials, long a target of the Trump Regime and its fascist minions.

Wynn, who’s out of the business after a 2018 #MeToo meltdown saw him forced to divest from his casinos, had sued the AP over a story quoting a woman who filed claims to police that Wynn raped her in the 1970s in Chicago and that she later gave birth to a daughter in a gas station restroom.

Walt Disney’s live-action-ish remake of the iconic 1939 animated classic Snow White had a relatively shitty box office debut over the weekend, bringing in “only” $43 million domestically, the National Review reports with glee because it was so controversial and blah blah blah.

Star Rachel Zegler is not “white” enough because she’s half Colombian, she’s outspokenly pro-Gaza and anti-MAGA while co-star Gal Gadot, who plays the evil witch, is an IDF veteran, the seven dwarves are “magical creatures” because “dwarf” isn’t PC any more, Disney “dumped the prince as Snow White’s love interest in favor of the Robin Hood–like leader of a bandit gang,” which is apparently antithetical to traditional conservative values somehow, and apparently kind of of sucked on its own due to being “poorly edited, its CGI animation doesn’t blend well with live actors, and the plot at times has holes befitting Swiss cheese.” Also it needs to earn $600 million to break even.

So yeah, big win for a MAGA world on this one. Disney really got their asses kicked.

Greenland’s outgoing Prime Minister Mute Egede and his likely successor Jens-Frederik Nielsen are less than thrilled with upcoming visits by Second Lady Usha Vance and National Security Advisor Mike Waltz, with both telling a local paper they’re not going to be welcome, the BBC reports.

Egede sees Waltz’s visit in particular as a provocation, given his position. “What is the security advisor doing in Greenland? The only purpose is to show a demonstration of power to us,” he told the Sermitsiaq newspaper. Nielsen echoed this, saying the visits showed a lack of respect.

Usha will watch a Greenland’s national dogsled race and visit a number of cultural sites celebrating the island’s rich history that the Trump Regime does not care about but she still has to pretend for some reason. Waltz’s itinerary is less clear as the trip has yet to be officially announced.

Attention America:

Every time you turn on the TV, Big Pharma is there pushing drugs instead of real health solutions.

Most countries ban these ads, but in the U.S., profit wins over public health.

America, what’s your take?

Should we ban pharmaceutical ads on TV?

MAHA

— Robert F. Kennedy Jr – Commentary News (@RobertKennedyJc) March 22, 2025

There will be no qualification if Bobby actually makes this happen. It’s long overdue. These ads are a freaking cancer and need to be stopped yesterday. Everything else about this mentally-enfeebled phone sex freak sucks but if it means that Americans will be spared the scourge of Big Pharma blasting out ad after insufferable ad every cable news commercial break then do it.

Iceland’s Minister for Children called it quits Sunday after being implicated in a little statutory rape incident that resulted in a pregnancy and a kid who grew up not really being able to see his father as much as he would have liked, the AP reports on some scumbaggery in the land of ice and fire.

The twist is that the now-former minister, Ásthildur Lóa Thórsdóttir, was 23 at the time she had a fling with a then-15 year-old boy who was a fellow member of a church youth group – making it a criminal offense even if the country’s age of consent is 15. Thórsdóttir disputes that she had any leadership role in the group and defended the fling, saying “relationships between people of that age were not at all uncommon, even if they were not desirable.” She also did not quit the government completely and will remain an MP. Her 35 year-old son was unnamed in the report.

Mia Love, the first Black female Republican member of Congress who served in Utah’s 1st District from 2015 to 2019, has died at the age of 49 after suffering from brain cancer, Breitbart reports.

The Brooklyn native Love was the daughter of Haitian immigrants who converted to the Church of Latter-Day Saints in adulthood and found her way to Utah, where she was elected mayor of the town of Saratoga Springs in 2010 before winning the House seat in 2014. Love lost a tight race to Dem Ben McAdams during the 2018 blue wave, something convicted felon President Trump wasn’t too unhappy about the next day, saying “Mia Love gave me no love, and she lost. Too bad. Sorry about that, Mia,” during that infamous press conference where Jim Acosta was kicked out.

Federal prosecutors in Minnesota on Sunday moved to prevent the release of pedophile Republican now-former state Senator Justin Eichorn after FBI agents spotted a woman trying to enter the St Paul apartment he used while in town during legislative sessions, attempting to retrieve a laptop she claimed “she used for her business,” and refused to speak further with agents, Fox 9 reports.

Prosectors told the judge this was Eichorn “orchestrat[ing] an effort to retrieve a computer from his St Paul apartment to deprive investigators of the opportunity to examine it,” and yeah that sure sounds very obstruction of justice-y. The filing also included a transcript of a jailhouse phone call between Eichorn and the woman (who’s probably his wife) in which he said, among other possibly further incriminating shit, “You don’t even need—you can just use – if you have your computer, you don’t even need the apartment one. Because it’s all online. And then…”

“Nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado, in the State Capitol, put up by the Governor, along with all other Presidents, was purposefully distorted to a level that even I, perhaps, have never seen before. The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly the worst. She must have lost her talent as she got older.”

“In any event, I would much prefer not having a picture than having this one, but many people from Colorado have called and written to complain. In fact, they are actually angry about it! I am speaking on their behalf to the Radical Left Governor, Jared Polis, who is extremely weak on Crime, in particular with respect to Tren de Aragua, which practically took over Aurora (Don’t worry, we saved it!), to take it down. Jared should be ashamed of himself!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, lol. He did not name any of the “many people” who have been complaining about it.

Looking to capitalize on a rebound for the Liberal Party ahead of an October deadline for national elections, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney on Sunday called a snap election for April 28th, the CBC reports, adding that their poll aggregator finds the Libs with a roughly 75 percent chance of gaining seats as convicted felon President Trump threatens Tim Hortonsland.

“I’m asking Canadians for a strong, positive mandate to deal with President [Donald] Trump and to build a new Canadian economy that works for everyone because I know we need change,” said Carney after formally requesting Governor General Mary Simon to dissolve Parliament.

Many of those doing these “takedowns” have also sold Tesla stock short, so they benefit financially from a drop in the stock https://t.co/ZuIQetATkS

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 23, 2025

“In the Great State of Wisconsin, a Radical Left Democrat, one who is insistent on bringing hardened CRIMINALS, that we removed to far away places, back into our Country, allowing men into women’s sports, Open Borders, and more, is running against a strong, Common Sense Republican, JUST CALL HIM BRAD, for the Wisconsin Supreme Court. It’s a really big and important race, and could have much to do with the future of our Country. Get out and VOTE, NOW, for the Republican Candidate — BRAD!!!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Sunday, pushing hard to help former Cheesehead Attorney General Brad Schimel who, in 2013 while serving as Waukesha DA, took a bribe to go easy on a man who pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography.

“TRUTH (Social) is on ‘FIRE’ (in a positive way, of course!). It is my Voice, and the Real Voice of America. Sign up TODAY, I have never let you down!” the fat bastard wrote in another post and then it was “I LOVE $TRUMP – SO COOL!!! The Greatest of them all!” to hype his egregious crypto scam.

Nobody’s calling on heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to resign while wildfires tear through south Florida, consuming at least 28,695 acres as of Sunday morning. Nobody’s screaming at him to turn the water on and get it pumping from Georgia. Nobody’s blaming his policies for this disaster. Nobody’s saying “DEI” or a butch lesbian fire chief had anything to do with it.

Ron DeSantis can just continue doing his thing, unquestioned about his handling of the fires.

Citing their sources at a “Swiss think tank” who in turn cite their sources in the American intel community, the Gateway Pundit claims that former Secretary of State Antony Blinken and his top deputy James O’Brien are under investigation by the Trump Administration for their role in supposedly having pressured the Romanian judiciary into overturning the first round of the December presidential election in which Russian-backed extremist white nationalist Calin Georgescu took first place and Georgescu’s subsequent ban from running on account of his Russian ties.

“The court justified its unprecedented decision – denounced by critics as a democracy-killing coup d’état – by citing alleged ‘Russian interference’ and claiming that front-runner Calin Georgescu had benefited from Moscow’s online influence operations. However, critics contend that no concrete evidence has been presented to substantiate these allegations, further deepening public skepticism and fueling political unrest,” the Pundit writes while not being all that specific about the allegations against Blinken, who was still the Secretary of State at the time of the December 6th, 2024 election.

Nowhere in the article does it mention that the Trump Regime exerted pressure on Romania to give credibly accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate and his shithead brother back their passports, but it’s silly to expect any sort of consistency to the cuntish virtue signaling from the Pundit. Then again it’s not really the same thing since that was interfering in their criminal justice system while the Biden Administration was (allegedly) interfering in their election system through Blinken’s “pressure.”

Anyway, just read the article and, in your head, replace every reference to Russia with “ISIS,” “China,” or “Iran” to understand the moral position of the Gateway Pundit on this matter.

DOGE incel Social Security Administration chief Leland Dudek on Friday evening did a 180 on his earlier threat to completely brick the system and halt payments to recipients, telling the Washington Post in a follow-up interview that “The president is committed to keeping the Social Security offices open to serve the public,” which is complete bullshit because they’re still shutting down a ton of offices but anyway Dudek continued, saying the Orange God Emperor or one of his top minions called to “let me know it’s important to reaffirm to the public that we’re open for business. The White House did remind me that I was out of line and so did the judge. And I appreciate that.”

So yeah, they probably threatened to send the Proud Boys to hack him to death with pickaxes, burn his house down, and salt the earth underneath for being too loud about the quiet part.

“While the State of Maine has apologized for their Governor’s strong, but totally incorrect, statement about men playing in women’s sports while at the White House House Governor’s Conference, we have not heard from the Governor herself, and she is the one that matters in such cases. Therefore, we need a full throated apology from the Governor herself, and a statement that she will never make such an unlawful challenge to the Federal Government again, before this case can be settled. I’m sure she will be able to do that quite easily,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday.