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TSA agents encouraged to thank Noem for ending their CBA

TSA Agents are finally being recognized! First there was Netflix thriller Carry-On, starring Taron Egerton as a heroic TSA agent, now there’s there’s DHS Secretary Kristi Noem taking their collective bargaining agreement out to the gravel pit! Don’t all thank her at once, agents!

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Gay airplane removed from military databases in anti-woke purge

An image of a gay airplane was among thousands removed from Defense Department databases according to an AP review of content trashed in the anti-woke purge under Secretary Pete Hegseth.

Images of the plane, the “Enola Gay,” are no longer viewable in the historical archives of the Pentagon as its name was deemed inappropriate for service personnel, even if it was used to kill literally more people than any other single military asset in human history.

As for the rest of the removed content, the reasoning for the purge was more obvious in some instances than others. Photos captioned “Women’s History Month,” “Jewish American Heritage Month,” “Sergeant Major Adrian C Gay,” “Hispanic Service members exemplify hard work and selfless service,” and “Deadlift contenders raise the bar pound by pound,” were obvious goners, especially the last one’s reference to “pounding” obvious slang for rough sexual intercourse.

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DOGE idiots signed off on $80 million for migrant hotels in NYC

Former FEMA CFO Mary Comans, who’s suing the Trump regime for her unlawful firing over the $80 million payment to New York City to cover hotel rooms for migrants, tells CBS News she has the receipts of some DOGE lackeys telling her to go ahead and make the payments.

“I was fired illegally by the Trump administration for doing my job, for doing exactly what I was directed to do by the Trump political appointees at the Department of Homeland Security and at the DOGE,” Comans told CBS News. “They told me to do these actions, to make these payments, and then they fired me.” Comans’s complaint, which does not accuse DHS of defamation outright so much as their moronic public statements as evidence, instead argues she was “unlawfully terminated without cause or the due process required by law and the Constitution.”

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Scott Bessent skips the “stocks gain with Trump’s polls” line

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, an openly gay former George Soros minion who got the job because he “proved” last year that the stock market went up with convicted felon President Trump’s poll numbers, did not have the easiest morning on CNBC trying to sell the hosts on why the current turmoil in the market isn’t Trump’s fault and why it won’t dent his already steadily declining popularity either way. It’s not clear why he didn’t say “Look assholes, I was right about stocks gaining alongside Trump’s polls so how about shut the fuck up and let me do the treasuring, okay?”

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Kind, benevolent president opens America to oppressed minority

“South Africa is being terrible, plus, to long time Farmers in the country. They are confiscating their LAND and FARMS, and MUCH WORSE THAN THAT. A bad place to be right now, and we are stopping all Federal Funding. To go a step further, any Farmer (with family!) from South Africa, seeking to flee that country for reasons of safety, will be invited into the United States of America with a rapid pathway to Citizenship. This process will begin immediately!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, probably written by Elon Musk to sound like Trump.

The fat fuck then for some unknown reason threatened Russia with major sanctions.

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US added 151,000 jobs in February, unemployment rate up 0.1 pct

“Total nonfarm payroll employment rose by 151,000 in February, and the unemployment rate changed little at 4.1 percent, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Employment trended up in health care, financial activities, transportation and warehousing, and social assistance. Federal government employment declined,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in its monthly jobs report.

No shit on the last point about federal government employment declining. The report is not the bloodbath that had been forecast by private actors like ADP and Challenger, with the topline missing expectations by 9,000 jobs and the total rate only up 0.1 percent from January.

Worth asking if the numbers were somehow rigged by the Trump Maladministration.

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Harris to decide next move by September

Sources tell Politico that former Vice President Kamala Harris last weekend was asked at an Oscars party when she would make a decision on whether to run for governor of California or to skip it for the 2028 presidential race, primaries in which she’d be a favorite, though the former – its field completely frozen for her – much more prohibitively than the latter. Her answer: By summer’s end.

National Zero’s editorial position is that Kam was robbed and, though hindsight is 20/20 and of course there were things she could’ve done better, that she ran what would’ve been a winning campaign if not for the hole she started in. There’s zero doubt Congressional Dems would’ve done worse than they did if not for her run. California governor is beneath her and she should run in 2028.

That said, can’t remember exactly when Hillary Clinton felt comfortable enough to begin heckling Trump in 2017, and Trump himself heckling Biden in 2021. It probably wasn’t this early on for either of them. Still would like to see some news about her positioning herself to begin to speak up if not actually speaking up and heckling the fat fuck. It’s undeniable that there’s a leadership vacuum in the Democratic Party right now and the opportunity to backseat drive the way the man-baby did for most of Biden’s term is right there in front of her. She needs to start screaming in his ear soon.

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Republican Florida man arrested for threatening to kill Trump

A registered Republican Florida man last week threatened to assassinate convicted felon President Trump, claiming he could launch missiles to destroy Trump Tower in New York, CBS 12 reports.

Justin Blaxton, 34, of Loxahatchee, made multiple 911 calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office on February 26, per an arrest report. “I need a ride to the airport to be taken to the White House to assassinate the President,” Blaxton said in one of the calls. “I’m about to launch the missiles to destroy New York. I’m a Confederate soldier and I’m looking to get revenge. My missiles are attracted to Donald Trump’s tower.” It’s not clear if the likely Trump voter had any specific grievance against the fat fuck, like failing to lower grocery prices as promised during the campaign.

Blaxton was charged with making a threat to throw, place, project or discharge a destructive device, making a false report of a bomb/explosion, and making false 911 calls. He’s due in court next month.

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Dems ask DC Bar to look into Ed Martin

“We write to express our grave concern about actions taken by Edward Martin, that may constitute professional misconduct under the DC Rules of Professional Conduct. Since his appointment as Interim US Attorney for the District of Columbia on January 20, 2025, Mr Martin has abused his position in several ways, including dismissing charges against his own client and using the threat of prosecution to intimidate government employees and chill the speech of private citizens.”

“Due to the serious nature of this misconduct, we request that the Office of Disciplinary Counsel open an investigation to determine whether Mr Martin, who is a member of the DC Bar, violated applicable DC Rules of Professional Conduct and should be subject to disciplinary action,” write the Dems on the Senate Judiciary Committee to the DC Bar’s Office of Disciplinary Counsel, listing a bunch of Martin’s scumbag moves, mostly conflicts of interest with him continuing to represent the newly=pardoned January 6th defendants after he was already named interim US Attorney.

Absent from the complaint is Martin’s refusal to sign a DC Metro Police arrest warrant for MAGA Congressman Cory Mills for slapping around his girlfriend during an incident last month.

The letter was sent on Thursday and linked in an NBC News article about how Pam Bondi’s brother Brad and Martin’s top minion Alicia Long are running for president and treasurer, respectively, of the DC Bar Association, the implication beyond fucking obvious since Bar Association discipline is really the only way to hold top regime fascists like Martin accountable for their crimes. While they wouldn’t have direct say over disciplinary decisions, they are responsible for recommending new members of the DC Board of Professional Responsibility, the panel that make those decisions.

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SpaceX rocket pulls a total Cybertruck

A SpaceX rocket went all Cybertruck after a launch on Thursday, bursting into flames and sending debris plummeting all over the Gulf of Cuba about 90 miles into the sky from liftoff, the AP reports.

It’s second such Musk-up in as many launches, the previous one showering Turks and Caicos with wreckage in January. Fortunately no one was injured in either Cybertrucking of a SpaceX mission.

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Dem Senators inquire about Musk pressure on Twitter advertisers

Dem Senators Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, Richard Blumenthal, Adam Schiff and Chris Van Hollen have sent Attorney General Pam Bondi a letter asking whether Ketamine Brain is using his post as a “special government employee” or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself to pressure advertisers who ghosted on Twitter after his white nationalist heel turn, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The letter, which warns “The apparent attempt to strong-arm the government to advance his business dealings could violate federal ethics laws and, depending on the specific facts, the federal extortion statute,” hasn’t been made public yet, and probably went into the shredder judging by the DOJ’s response to the Journal. “At President Trump’s direction, Elon Musk and DOGE are saving historic amounts of taxpayer money from being spent on unserious bureaucratic pet projects – it comes as no surprise that Democrats are upset with him,” they wrote rather than addressing the accusations that Musk extorted Amazon, Apple, Verizon, and other brands into buying ads again.

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Rubio wants to have AI police foreign students’ thoughtcrimes

“Secretary of State Marco Rubio is launching an AI-fueled ‘Catch and Revoke’ effort to cancel the visas of foreign nationals who appear to support Hamas or other designated terror groups,” Axios reports. Copied and pasted that verbatim as to not mince words about what the plan is.

So much about the new Trump reich is like a pretty lazy satire of dystopian fiction and this is the purest example yet. Like if they could get away with doing this to American citizens and throw them in prison they would, but since student visas are one of the very few situations in which the regime has unilateral and sole authority they’re literally going to use fucking AI to police their speech.

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Tough guy Trump minion pussied out of standoff with aid agency

A lawsuit filed Thursday by Ward Brehm, the CEO of the US African Development Foundation, alleges that Trump minion Pete Marocco, the DOGE dickhead in charge of fucking up foreign aid, tried and failed to force his way into the building on Wednesday afternoon and gave up after his threats to have Secret Service and US Marshalls arrest the staff failed to materialize.

“Yesterday, Wednesday, March 5, DOGE staff and Marocco attempted to access USADF’s offices. Plaintiff Brehm had told them that he was President of USADF and that he had instructed staff to not allow Defendants access as they had no legal authority. Undeterred, Marocco and DOGE threatened a security guard with a lawsuit and told the building’s property manager that they would bring in US Marshals and the Secret Service unless they were given access to USADF. Their threats were unsuccessful,” says the complaint. This incident was apparently after Marocco had been noncommittal with members of Congress over whether the Trump regime would abide by the Supreme Court’s ruling ordering the administration to pay out $2 billion in USAID contracts.

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ICE now going after migrant families

Evidently having run out of easily attainable migrants with criminal records and with few other options to bump up the numbers, the Trump Regime has now commanded ICE to go after families of migrants with minor children, NBC News reports on some treacherous road ahead for Team Orange.

It’s one thing scooping up this or that asshole with a criminal record and packing them onto a cattle plane. Or quietly abducting some poor schmuck tricked into an appointment with INS. Rounding up entire families with children under 12 years old is going to look ugly. Very ugly.

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Walmart shaking down suppliers for a break after tariffs

Walmart has been asking some of its Chinese suppliers for a 10 percent break to offset the tariffs convicted felon President Trump’s regime has imposed on trans-Pacific trade, Bloomberg reports.

Few of the suppliers, mostly in kitchenware and clothing, have signaled a willingness to work with Walmart – as they should. If anything the response should be like “Lol, get fucked. Your stupid white trash customers elected that fat piece of shit and you guys probably donated to him too. Not our fucking problem if Trailer Park Trick Tina and Cletus McParole Violation can’t afford to pay an extra 10 percent on an $8 Jason Aldean t-shirt or ‘Jesus Saves’ crop top. Get the fuck out of here.”

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Reich pulls order abolishing Education Department: report

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime has backed down from plans for the fat fuck to sign an order abolishing the US Department of Education on Thursday afternoon – something that it almost certainly going to be impossible to do by executive fiat anyway – due to concerns over public blowback and, per ABC News, the “lack of messaging in place ahead of the rollout,” of the order.

Reich officials were unprepared to answer questions about things like the end of school lunch programs and other streams of federal support to local districts nationwide. Which is funny because they obviously don’t give a fuck about other unpopular actions yet this was somehow a red line.

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Tom Emmer says “think again” if you think recession will hurt Trump

The funniest part here is that House Majority Whip Tom Emmer first admitted outright that yeah, this trade war bullshit is going to hurt Americans economically, but then trotted out his new line – that it won’t hurt the Orange God Emperor’s popularity politically, lol. Guess technically he’s not wrong because it (ostensibly) doesn’t really matter to Trump personally. The GOP? Different story.

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