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Indonesians waste precious luxury in protest at Malaysian embassy

Demonstrators in Jakarta on Thursday wasted a precious and expensive luxury item by throwing them at the Malaysian embassy to protest a January 24th incident in which a Malaysian coast guard vessel fired upon a boat carrying Indonesian migrant workers for allegedly trespassing into their territorial waters off a beach just east of Kuala Lumpur, killing one, the Associated Press reports.

“Eggs covered the state symbol of Malaysia at the mission’s gate, and the building itself appeared to have egg stains and cracked shells on it,” the AP wrote from the scene as nearly 100 Indonesians expressed outrage over their neighboring country’s murderous assault that also left another four men wounded in addition to the 50 year-old man that was killed by the Malaysian Maritime Enforcement Agency. The Indonesian Foreign Affairs Ministry last week said that the migrant workers had actually been attempting to leave Malaysia. This is not an isolated incident as advocacy groups say at least 75 Indonesian migrants have been murdered in Malaysia since 2005.

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K$H Bingo

North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis will be handing these “K$H Bingo” cards out to his fellow Republicans ahead of Thursday’s hearing for would-be FBI Director Kash Patel, Fox News reports.

What a crackup, that Tillis, getting these custom-printed to say “Oh jeez, those annoying Democrats again bringing up that our nominee to lead the top federal law enforcement agency in the United States believes in QAnon bullshit and wrote two ‘children’s books’ about Trump being a fairy tale king. Let’s have a laugh at that and promote his ‘K$H’ fashion label at the same time.”

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“FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES”

“President Donald J Trump Ends DEI Madness and Restores Excellence and Safety within the Federal Aviation Administration. FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES: President Donald J Trump has signed a Presidential Memorandum terminating a Biden Administration Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) hiring policy that prioritized diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) over safety and efficiency,” says a January 22, 2025 White House memo on aviation safety orders.

“This Presidential Memorandum orders the Secretary of Transportation and FAA Administrator to immediately stop Biden DEI hiring programs and return to non-discriminatory, merit-based hiring. It also requires the FAA Administrator to review the past performance and performance standards of all FAA employees in critical safety positions and make clear that any individual who fails to demonstrate adequate capability is replaced by someone who will ensure Americans’ flight safety and efficiency. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS RELY ON SAFE, TIMELY AIR TRAVEL EVERY DAY: Safety and competence should be the only job criteria for FAA employees, yet the Biden Administration violated the public trust – as well as the law – by prioritizing illegal DEI hiring.”

“Every day, more than 45,000 flights and 2.9 million airline passengers traveling for work or fun or to visit friends and family entrust their lives to the FAA. Almost unbelievably, as a diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiative, the Biden FAA specifically recruited and hired individuals with ‘severe intellectual’ disabilities, psychiatric issues, and complete paralysis over other individuals who sought to work for the FAA. President Trump is immediately terminating this illegal and dangerous program and requiring that all FAA hiring be based solely on ensuring the safety of airline passengers and overall job excellence,” the memo continued. National Zero is late in picking this up, apologies for the delay – though there was a lot of other news going on in the world of politics over the past week.

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No survivors found after mid-air collision over Potomac in DC

Rescuers combing the waters of the Potomac River just off the runway from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in Arlington, Virginia are tragically coming up empty following a collision between a US Army Blackhawk with three soldiers on board and a Bombardier CRJ700 carrying 60 passengers and four crew inbound from Wichita, Kansas Thursday night, WUSA reports.

At least 19 bodies have been pulled from the water so far. It’s the first major incident in American aviation since 2009, when a regional jet crashed near Buffalo, killing all 49 on board and one on the ground. Officials with the US Figure Skating organization on Thursday issued a statement that “several members of our skating community” were among the passengers onboard the plane.

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Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

In not so few words Nazi-ish Hungarian immigrant “Doctor” Sebastian Gorka on Tuesday told Newsmax’s Rob Scmitt that egg price voters can go fuck themselves because the cost of living is less important to than all the white nationalism and mass deportation shit that gets Gorka hard.

“Look, Rob, I don’t think there needs to be any kind of special policy because 77 million Americans chose common sense. They realized that four years of open borders is sheer insanity,” Gorka told Schmitt. “Allowing millions of people into this country unvetted isn’t just bad for the economy and for the working American, it’s also a national security threat. So whether it’s, you know, Secretary Noem, whether it’s Tom Homan, whether it’s Kash Patel – God willing – very, very soon, they know that the team is in place to do one thing above all else and it’s not about the price of eggs: It’s about making sure that Americans are safe. The prosperity is going to come because we remember those halcyon days, don’t we? Just a few years ago, Rob, what the economy was like, the energy, the exports. And the first thing isn’t the price of eggs, it’s making sure Americans are safe,” he continued.

So basically Gorka said mass deportations will eventually lower the price of eggs.

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Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

A former manager at a Taco Bell location in Pittsburgh went on trial Wednesday over a November 2022 incident in which he went a little overboard with his firing powers after an altercation with a team member upset over being “written up” for some violation of the code of conduct, WPXI reports.

Specifically rather than firing staff member Dorian Carver, as in terminate his employment, manager Zaiyre Simmons fired a pistol at Carver, as in terminating his life. Jurors were shown surveillance video of Simmons and Carver arguing in the fast food joint, then physically fighting, and then Carver exiting the premises with Simmons on his trail. Carver had called a person for a ride as he fled down the road but was then shot dead in front of a nearby Northwestern Mutual insurance office.

It’s not clear what Carver’s code of Taco Bell conduct violation was or why Simmons was willing to kill to uphold the commitment to integrity expected from every member of the Taco Bell family.

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Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

“Because Jay Powell and the Fed failed to stop the problem they created with Inflation, I will do it by unleashing American Energy production, slashing Regulation, rebalancing International Trade, and reigniting American Manufacturing, but I will do much more than stopping Inflation, I will make our Country financially, and otherwise, powerful again! The Fed has done a terrible job on Bank Regulation. Treasury is going to lead the effort to cut unnecessary Regulation, and will unleash lending for all American people and businesses. If the Fed had spent less time on DEI, gender ideology, ‘green’ energy, and fake climate change, Inflation would never have been a problem. Instead, we suffered from the worst Inflation in the History of our Country!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, blaming DEI, gender ideology, green energy, and “fake” climate change for his own unrealistic promises coming back to bite his fat ass.

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White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

The White House Office of Management and Budget on Wednesday officially rescinded Monday’s suicidally fucking stupid Executive Order putting a freeze on all loans and grant disbursements for 90 days, causing a national uproar against the Trump Regime, the Washington Post reports.

“In light of the injunction, OMB has rescinded the memo to end any confusion on federal policy created by the court ruling and the dishonest media coverage. The Executive Orders issued by the President on funding reviews remain in full force and effect and will be rigorously implemented by all agencies and departments. This action should effectively end the court case and allow the government to focus on enforcing the President’s orders on controlling federal spending. In the coming weeks and months, more executive action will continue to end the egregious waste of federal funding,” wrote Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt in a statement admitting they caved to the media.

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

DOGE-TREPRENEUR AND VISIONARY LEADER ELON MUSK HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS EFFORTS TO PROTECT AND PROMOTE FREE SPEECH, NUMEROUS TWITTER ACCOUNTS REPORT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS DUE TO THE EXTREME EXCITEMENT!

And – shocker – none of these accounts make mention that the nomination was submitted by Branko Grims, a no-name far right Slovenian member of European Parliament. The bar for being a qualified nominator for the Nobel Peace prize is pretty low, you need to be a member of a national legislature or a professor of “history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion” (there are other, more rarified, prerequisites like heads of state, past winners, officials at the Hague, etc).

So really Lauren Boebert could’ve nominated Musk and it would carry just as much weight as the one by this “Branko Grims” assclown, whose name sounds like a Harry Potter character. In fact Elon should start asking around why no Republican members of Congress beat Grims to the prestigious imprimatur that “Nobel Peace Prize nominee” brings when conferred by some Nazi troll.

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WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

Big day for the cranial parasite victim who got into politics because of his last name, ran for the Democratic presidential nomination, then ran as a third-party spoiler, sold out to the Orange God Emperor, and now finally faces the reward for his submission to fascism: Like a 50/50 chance for a cabinet position in which he manages all public health policy in the United States.

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Supermarket massacre by man named “Sanchez” not in news

Three people, a gunman included, are dead in Elkhart, Indiana after 54 year-old Juan M Sanchez, immigration status unknown, opened fire inside of a supermarket on Tuesday night, ABC7 reports.

It’s not clear why this horrible crime is not national news in either the MSM or MAGA media when a year ago it would probably have gotten wall-to-wall coverage because he was named Sanchez.

Also, we were to understand that this sort of thing wasn’t supposed to happen anymore that President Trump has returned to power after four years of chaos and misery under the Biden Regime. That people felt safer under Trump’s first term because criminal maniacs like Sanchez were terrified of him, because he stands for law and order. That victims Benjamin S Jeffrey, 49, and Annasue Rocha, 19, would still be alive if the FBI wasn’t woke and focused on investigating parents showing up to school board meeting because they’re concerned about their children being indoctrinated into the Critical Race Theory cult but then they got killed anyway. That Sanchez would be so happy that eggs were only $1.50 a dozen again in the supermarket he would’ve forgotten he was armed and supposed to murder two innocent people and then get shot dead by cops.

President Trump was supposed to stop this from happening. He promised Americans he would.

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Washington Examiner: “Trump inherits bleak economic landscape”

“The Oval Office may be a familiar place to the newly reinaugurated President Donald Trump, but he inherited an economy that couldn’t be more different than the one he encountered the last time he entered the White House. Although former President Barack Obama presided over the slowest economic recovery in the post-war era, his decision not to overshoot the size of his early administration stimulus package in the aftermath of the Great Recession, and a Republican majority House two years later forcing spending restraints, meant Trump entered office with low inflation and interest rates. Trump then added a secret sauce to the economy to unleash consistent economic growth and job gains,” the Washington Examiner reports without so much as attempting to explain what they think the “secret sauce” was supposed to be. At least there’s some credit for Obama.

But it’s not like you need any more copypasta to understand the point of the whole exercise, the one already blatantly obvious with that freaking headline. The MAGA propaganda-industrial complex knows their Orange Allah owns the economy now and they’re trying to build an out for him.

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Middle East’s savior to sign order deporting “antisemites”

Convicted felon President Trump is expected to sign an executive order Wednesday instructing federal agencies “to identify civil and criminal authorities available to combat antisemitism, including finding ways to deport anti-Jewish activists who violated laws,” the New York Post reports.

The order will require a 60-day review by the Justice Department about what laws were broken during all the “Free Palestine” protests, many of them no doubt attended by American citizens who either stayed home, voted for Jill Stein, or horseshoed to casting a ballot for the Orange God Emperor. The real point of it however is to identify and deport any foreigners on student visas who participated in the protests on campuses because they gave him an excuse to do it.

The “combat antisemitism” angle is great. While it’s not like there’s a massive cohort of European Neo-Nazis here on whatever kinds of visas, the number can’t be zero either. However many there are, they won’t need to worry about deportation. Neither will the South African guy who in 2023 agreed with a Twitter user who wrote “Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of dialectical hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them.”

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