“Does the Pardon given by Joe to Hunter include the J-6 Hostages, who have now been imprisoned for years? Such an abuse and miscarriage of Justice!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Sunday and now he pretty much has to pardon the “Hostages” meaning the violent felons currently locked up and awaiting trial in the “DC gulag.” What a fat fucking idiot.

It was on October 20th when Russian asset MAGA podcaster/influencer Benny Johnson posted a video of him at a run-down gas station in a mixed neighborhood of Tampa, Florida that he allegedly rented out and spent his hard-earned rubles to cut the price of a gallon down to $1.84 for a few hours. The four-eyed propaganda-producing penis titled the video “I Built A Trump Gas Station And Charged $1.84 Per Gallon | What Happened Next is INSANE…” which was already a lie since he didn’t build the station. The still image above is a lie because the station doesn’t look anything like that. All Johnson and crew did was print a large vinyl placard that was held up by a low-rent version of “MAGA rapper” Forgiato Blow, as if the real Forgiato Blow isn’t low-rent enough himself.

President Joe Biden has pardoned his son Hunter as an early Christmas gift. “Today, I signed a pardon for my son Hunter. From the day I took office, I said I would not interfere with the Justice Department’s decision-making, and I kept my word even as I have watched my son being selectively, and unfairly, prosecuted. Without aggravating factors like use in a crime, multiple purchases, or buying a weapon as a straw purchaser, people are almost never brought to trial on felony charges solely for how they filled out a gun form. Those who were late paying their taxes because of serious addictions, but paid them back subsequently with interest and penalties, are typically given non-criminal resolutions. It is clear that Hunter was treated differently,” said the president in a statement.

The pardon itself is pretty freaking sweeping, covering “those offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024, including but not limited to all offenses charged or prosecuted (including any that have resulted in convictions) by Special Counsel David C Weiss.”

The type of human shit who call the Capitol rioters “political prisoners” are getting nervous over convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s silence on his campaign promise to pardon the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol on his orders on January 6th, 2021, Politico reports.

A lot of the apprehension in particular stems from spokesanimal Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt saying shit like “President Trump will make pardon decisions on a case-by-case basis,” in a statement for the story, which is definitely far short of his previous pledges to let all of them off the hook.

“It is just a phrase. ‘Case by case,’ It isn’t a policy, or a strategy, or anything. It is a catch phrase the media is using to push the ‘only some will be pardoned’ narrative,” tweeted MAGA activist Suzzanne Monk and lol. It’s not “the media” saying this, but whatever helps them cope with Donald’s fuckery.

Reporter Kyle Cheney later tweeted some notes he left out of his story, adding that “Some advocates for J6ers say they are against blanket pardons because it might accidentally help feds in the crowd,” which is so on brand for MAGA. “Dismissing cases pre-sentencing is the dream because pardons might entail accepting guilt,” Cheney continued and we agree that’s probably where you’re going to see the most action, because it’s something that can be done a little more quietly than one big mass amnesty. Simply ordering the courtroom prosecutors not to show up to hearings and trials, which would probably push them into resigning and the judges to toss the cases unilaterally would take care of the active ones. Then there’s the misdemeanants and non-violent felons like the QAnon Shaman and similar middle-ground cases he can probably pardon with minimum fuss.

“Growing expectation of a slog to pardon those charged w assault because of politics/optics,” is Cheney’s last point and yeah, that’ll be a slog. For a few days, maybe a week, because if Trump just does it on day one then it’ll be buried under so much other shit so quickly everyone will have forgotten about it. After all he incited the riot itself and then got elected again four years later.

Corrupt Picasso-faced piece of shit Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is considering mounting a primary challenge against Senator John Cornhole Cornyn in 2026, the Dallas Morning News reports on what’s sure to be an entertaining battle between two Republicans that already hate each other.

Like really hate each other. And now that Paxton doesn’t have to worry about federal prosecution anymore he’s free to get revenge on Cornyn for publicly mocking his criminal behavior. Any challenge would be a tall order money-wise as Cornyn’s a formidable fundraiser. But as a “RINO” and a Mitch McConnell ally he’s already pretty unpopular with MAGA and should Pax enter probably the absolute best Cornyn could hope for is for convicted felon President-Elect Trump to stay neutral.

Cornyn’s already declared his intent to run again, but Dallas-area right wing radio host Mark Davis said it all depends on how he handles himself over the next year or so with Trump’s batshit scumbag nominees. “If he is a good soldier, not an obstructionist, not an annoyance to the Trump agenda, then he’ll be very hard to beat, even by someone as popular as Ken Paxton,” said Davis. “If Cornyn obstructs Trump’s nominees and then proceeds to do other things that reveal a certain distance between him and Trump, that will be all Paxton needs to be motivated to take him on. There’s still no guarantee that it’ll be successful, but it’ll be a battle of the titans that’ll show where we are in 2026.”

We’d like to be able to say a Paxton win against Cornyn makes it easier for a Dem to win, but this is Texas we’re talking about. They freaking reelected that asshole twice when he was under criminal indictment for nine years until he weaseled his way out if it. If anything – and it’s gotta be a really bad year for the GOP, like worse than 2006 – then it’s probably Cornyn who’d be more vulnerable than Paxton, who can count on a shit ton of “grassroots” MAGA support when the chips are down.

“I am proud to announce that Massad Boulos will serve as Senior Advisor to the President on Arab and Middle Eastern affairs. Massad is an accomplished lawyer and a highly respected leader in the business world, with extensive experience on the International scene. He has been a longtime proponent of Republican and Conservative values, an asset to my Campaign, and was instrumental in building tremendous new coalitions with the Arab American Community. Massad is a dealmaker, and an unwavering supporter of PEACE in the Middle East. He will be a strong advocate for the US, and its interests, and I am pleased to have him on our team!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Sunday. Boulos is the father of Tiffany Trump’s husband, whatever his stupid name is.

Fun fact: Boulos isn’t even a Muslim, he’s a Lebanese Christian, and thus probably isn’t the kind of guy all those Michigan voters who were furious with the Biden Administration over support for Israel were expecting. If anything he’s probably more of a “Gaza’s waterfront is valuable real estate” type.

CONGRATS Leftists and Free Palestine people! You got your revenge! You really stuck it to Biden!

"The objective here, obviously, is to reform the DOJ and the FBI and get it back to its mission of going after CRIMINALS," says Rep. @lawler4ny.

"That's what my hope is as the DOJ moves forward under Pam Bondi and the FBI under Kash Patel." pic.twitter.com/JnVpxMDSkt

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) December 1, 2024

One has to wonder what the hell there is to be gained for convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s propaganda operation to be airing this Blackface-wearing dipshit saying he doesn’t “think the American people are interested in a revenge tour” even though the act of firing current FBI Director Chris Wray is by its very nature the start of that revenge tour. This is the whole point. It’s Deadpool & Wolverine levels of fan service to the MAGA base. Exactly what the shitbags voted for.

As expected, Wisconsin Democratic Party Chairman Ben Wikler on Sunday told the New York Times he’s making a bid to lead the national party, taking on Minnesota Dem chair Ken Martin, former Maryland Gov Martin O’Malley, and Jim Skoufis, a New York state senator nobody ever heard of.

“My platform in this race is unite, fight, win. Uniting starts not with recriminations but with reckoning and with curiosity and data. And then you use all that to inform the way that you fight the next battle,” Wikler said in the interview with the Times, who noted he did not answer a question about how much support he already has among the national party’s delegates. Kind of important as Martin claims he’s already wrangled 83 out of the 448 voting delegates for the February 1st chair election.

That said, Wikler probably isn’t too far behind O’Malley in name recognition given his profile and if you put it strictly in terms of Ws and Ls his record leading the party since 2019 is solid if not sterling. He couldn’t unseat piece of shit Senator Ron “RonAnon” Johnson in 2022 and obviously convicted felon President-Elect Trump flipped the Badger State back red this year, but those were both very narrow losses (in fact Wisconsin was Kamala Harris’s closest defeat). The wins include 2020 for Biden, successful defenses for Gov Tony Evers and Senator Tammy Baldwin, and, most significantly within Wisconsin, two state Supreme Court seats that flipped the bench from 5-2 conservative to 4-3 liberal, a new majority which broke the extreme GOP-rigged gerrymanders in the state legislature.

So Dems could do worse for a new captain at the helm. We’ve yet to hear the other guys make their cases to lead the party, but Wikler’s record – and age, at 43 – make it hard to argue against him.

The Pete Hegseth-less Fox and Friends weekend crew on Sunday were thrilled by convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s announcement that he’ll fire FBI Director Chris Wray and replace him with shitty children’s book author/conspiracy freak Kash Patel, simply because it triggers all the libtards and is “making so many of the right people nervous” about a systemic destruction of the top federal law enforcement agency as revenge for all the criminal investigations into Trump and his minions.

International megacorporation/coffee chain Starbucks on Friday opened the doors to what’s perhaps its most artillery fire-prone location, a new outpost located in the Aegibong Peace Ecopark atop a hill overlooking the demilitarized zone stretching across the Korean peninsula and the Potemkin Village sitting directly across in the communist northern half, the Associated Press reports.

Officials in the South Korean city of Gimpo said hosting Starbucks was part of efforts to develop the area as a tourist destination and said the shop symbolizes “robust security on the Korean Peninsula through the presence of this iconic capitalist brand,” and yeah this is a troll to the commies.

“I am proud to announce that Kashyap ‘Kash’ Patel will serve as the next Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Kash is a brilliant lawyer, investigator, and “America First” fighter who has spent his career exposing corruption, defending Justice, and protecting the American People. He played a pivotal role in uncovering the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, standing as an advocate for truth, accountability, and the Constitution. Kash did an incredible job during my First Term, where he served as Chief of Staff at the Department of Defense, Deputy Director of National Intelligence, and Senior Director for Counterterrorism at the National Security Council. Kash has also tried over 60 jury trials. This FBI will end the growing crime epidemic in America, dismantle the migrant criminal gangs, and stop the evil scourge of human and drug trafficking across the Border. Kash will work under our great Attorney General, Pam Bondi, to bring back Fidelity, Bravery, and Integrity to the FBI,” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Saturday.

“I am pleased to nominate Charles Kushner, of New Jersey, to serve as the US Ambassador to France. He is a tremendous business leader, philanthropist, and dealmaker, who will be a strong advocate representing our Country and its interests. Charlie is the Founder and Chairman of Kushner Companies, one of the largest and most successful privately held Real Estate firms in the Nation. He was recognized as New Jersey Entrepreneur of the Year by Ernst and Young, appointed to the US Holocaust Memorial Council, and served as a Commissioner, and Chairman, of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, as well as on the Boards of our top institutions, including NYU.”

“Congratulations to Charlie, his wonderful wife Seryl, their 4 children, and 14 grandchildren. His son, Jared, worked closely with me in the White House, in particular on Operation Warp Speed, Criminal Justice Reform, and the Abraham Accords. Together, we will strengthen America’s partnership with France, our oldest Ally, and one of our greatest!” posted convicted felon President-Elect Trump as he named convicted felon Charles Kushner to an extremely kushy ambassadorship.

“An automobile collision claimed the life of a Marlboro County man today in Darlington County. George Garner II, 49, of McColl, SC died when the vehicle he was driving collided head on with a truck. The incident occurred on Hwy 34 in Mechanicsville around 2:40 PM,” wrote Darlington County, South Carolina coroner J Todd Hardee on his Facebook page on Tuesday. It’s his personal profile so in between official announcements there’s also “Go Tigers!” and telling people to stop by the Kitsler-Hardee Funeral Home for a free “AMERICAN ARMED FORCES” 2025 calendar.

“Mr Garner was the Mayor of McColl, SC and had recently been re-elected. The incident is under investigation by The Darlington County Coroner and the SCHP MAIT team. When the incident occurred Mr Garner was being pursued by a Marlboro County Deputy. The pursuit was not related to any laws being broken. The pursuit was taking place in an effort to protect the well being of Mr Garner. I will make a ruling on the manner of this death in the coming days. Please keep this family, and the fine folks in our neighboring Marlboro County in your prayers,” continued the coroner, emphasis ours on that very weird part about the Marlboro deputy chasing Garner to protect him.

Per the Independent, Garner plowed into an oncoming 18-wheeler just days after the entire police force in McColl resigned over what the now-former chief said was “unwarranted and malicious behavior aimed at undermining my integrity and leadership… These actions have not only affected me personally but have also created a toxic atmosphere that has hindered the department’s ability to function effectively,” leaving the town of about 1,900 without any local law enforcement.

ICYMI @PeteHegseth’s mom sent him a “you are behaving very badly” email during his divorce (she’s a good mom!) and the NYT is ALL IN on it. Next we will hear from his aunt who accused him of being late in sending his thank you cards after Christmas six years ago.

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 30, 2024

From an email written on April 30, 2018 to Trump’s Secretary of Defense pick Pete Hegseth by his own mother, Penelope Hegseth, obtained by the New York Times:

Seems like kind of a feature and not a bug and all those other cliches about Trump’s crew.

• This is the weirdest of Fridays.  It’s like a Saturday because Thanksgiving feels something like a workday, but it’s also Sunday-ish because it’s the second consecutive day off from work.  But it is Friday and here we are.
• These aren’t even MAGA C-listers.  The A-listers were the first appointed in the first term.  The B-listers replaced them when they inevitably left office.  The C-listers were the ones who initially defended him in his various legal cases, and then dropped out.  Now, these remaining remoras are getting government posts.
• Enjoy the last White House holiday with any sophistication and class.  With Melania not moving to DC for a second term, Alina Habba will probably get the honor of decorating the nation’s most historic residence next year.
• During a pre-Black Friday Black Friday sale, a tea company advertised itself as “100% plant-based,” which makes me wonder why they think that was important to declare.
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In what legal experts say is unprecedented, Elon Musk’s dead-named Twitter has refused to confirm that it will turn over the social media accounts for Jones’s Infowars businesses, including the companies linked to Jones’s diet supplement sales, CNN reports.  Musk’s attorneys argue that according to the platform’s terms of service, accounts cannot be sold and remain the property of Twitter–whose Twitter handle was sold to Musk along with the rest of the assets of the company when he bought them.

All Infowars assets were sold to the parent company of the satire site The Onion, which was backed by some of the Sandy Hook parents to whom Jones owes hundreds of millions of dollars.  They bought the company in a bankruptcy sale, coming in as a dark horse in the auction to take the company from Jones backers who were going to allow Jones to continue to broadcast.  An alleged appointee in the incoming administration, Musk’s company would be leveraging a previously unchallenged ability of the court to decide what property can and cannot be seized in a bankruptcy.

Days after the FBI reported a number of designees to the incoming administration received threats, House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries said at least four Democratic Congress members from New England received bomb threats or swatting attempts, according to the Washington Post.  Jeffries said the threats were “all signed with ‘MAGA’ at the conclusion of the message.”

Connecticut Democrats Rosa DeLauro, Jahana Hayes and Jim Himes and Congressman Seth Magaziner of Rhode Island said in separate statements that they were individually targeted with bomb threats over the Thanksgiving holiday.  Authorities investigated and determined all to be hoaxes.  It’s possible that the sources of these are foreign actors, like the Russian-linked ones who made multiple threats to voting locations in the November election.

Confirmed bachelor Senator Lindsey Graham tells Axios that convicted felon President-Elect Trump wants to take credit for a ceasefire and hostage release deal in Gaza since he already milked the genocidal war that has left tens of thousands of civilians dead to help himself return to power.

“Trump is more determined than ever to release the hostages and supports a ceasefire that includes a hostage deal. He wants to see it happening now. I want people in Israel and in the region to know that Trump is focused on the hostages issue. He wants the killing to stop and the fighting to end… I hope President Trump and the Biden administration will work together during the transition period to release the hostages and get a ceasefire,” said Lindsey, leaving out the part that “more determined than ever” actually means “more determined than he was before the election” because then the fat fuck wouldn’t have been able to take credit for Netanyahu finally relenting on this shitshow.

Then again in reality Trump could probably care less if Gazans continue to suffer and die. Lindsey’s either full of shit or delusional if he thinks it still matters to Trump after he won with the help of significantly softer support for Kamala Harris from Arab American voters in Michigan.

A man identified by neighbors as a member of the wealthy Rothschild banking family was killed in a fire in his Hollywood Hills, California home early Wednesday, KABC reports on a tragedy that leads us to speculate that QAnon fans are speculating that somehow the family’s fire-causing space lasers were hacked and the energy beam redirected at one of its owners with lethal precision.

“It is very sad,” neighbor Jim Moore said of the deceased, Will Rothschild. “He was a good guy. A good neighbor.” The parties whom QAnon conspiracy freaks will deem responsible for the hacking are unknown at this point, however it cannot be ruled out that somehow convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s “white hats” and “digital soldiers” took control of the space laser on his orders.