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“WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP” is the new “They’re going to help”

“The United States has been informed by most of our NATO ‘Allies’ that they don’t want to get involved with our Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of Iran, in the Middle East, this, despite the fact that almost every Country strongly agreed with what we are doing, and that Iran cannot, in any way, shape, or form, be allowed to have a Nuclear Weapon. I am not surprised by their action, however, because I always considered NATO, where we spend Hundreds of Billions of Dollars per year protecting these same Countries, to be a one way street – We will protect them, but they will do nothing for us, in particular, in a time of need. Fortunately, we have decimated Iran’s Military.

“Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti-Aircraft and Radar is gone and perhaps, most importantly, their Leaders, at virtually every level, are gone, never to threaten us, our Middle Eastern Allies, or the World, again! Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer ‘need,’ or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance – WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, just three days after he demanded their help.

“The United States of America has beaten and completely decimated Iran, both Militarily, Economically, and in every other way, but the Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help – A LOT! The US will also coordinate with those Countries so that everything goes quickly, smoothly, and well. This should have always been a team effort, and now it will be – It will bring the World together toward Harmony, Security, and Everlasting Peace!” Trump had posted on Saturday, plainly expecting them to help.

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University of Florida sued for canceling College Republicans chapter after rally for antisemitic gov candidate James Fishback

Having determined that, like a lot of younger Republican organizations these days, the University of Florida’s College Republicans chapter’s “members engaged in a pattern of conduct that violated its rules and values, including a recent antisemitic gesture,” school student life admins “deactivated” the chapter on Friday, leading the group to retain extra far right former state Representative Anthony Sabatini and sue the school for reactivation in a federal First Amendment complaint filed Monday.

The cancelation, which you might say is a reversal from like literally fucking every single thing heels-wearing Governor Ron DeSantis has ever said and done in regard to public education policy – even down to threatening to reign the “full force of the law” upon on any educational institution in the state that refuses to allow a Turning Point USA chapter to be established – came just days after the group hosted deranged ephebophile antisemite fringe gubernatorial candidate James Fishback.

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Hardcore MAGA counterterrorism official quits, rips Trump

From 2022 MAGA Washington State 3rd District election loser-turned-Director of the National Counterterrorism Center Joe Kent, posted on his Twitter account just minutes ago:

“President Trump, After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. I support the values and the foreign policies that you campaigned on in 2016, 2020, 2024, which you enacted in your first term.”

“Until June of 2025, you understood that the wars in the Middle East were a trap that robbed America of the precious lives of our patriots and depleted the wealth and prosperity of our nation. In your first administration, you understood better than any modern President how to decisively apply military power without getting us drawn into never-ending wars. You demonstrated this by killing Qasam Solamani and by defeating ISIS. Early in this administration, high-ranking Israeli officials and influential members of the American media deployed a misinformation campaign that wholly undermined your America First platform and sowed pro-war sentiments to encourage a war with Iran. This echo chamber was used to deceive you into believing that Iran posed an imminent threat to the United States, and that should you strike now, there was a clear path to a swift victory.”

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De facto official US language mutilizated by gravely ill president

“The Save America Act is one of the most IMPORTANT and CONSEQUENTIAL pieces of legislation in the history of Congress, and America itself. NO MORE RIGGED ELECTIONS! Voter ID, Proof of Citizenship, No Rigged Mail-In Voting (We are the only Country in the World that allows this!), No Men in Women’s Sports, No Transgender MUTILIZATION of our Children. 90 percent to 99 percent ISSUES ALL! Only sick, demented, or deranged people in the House or Senate could vote against THE SAVE AMERICA ACT. If they do, each one of these points, separately, will be used against the user in his/her political campaign for office – A guaranteed loss! Get your Senators, REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT, to VOTE ‘YES’ ON ‘THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.’ I WILL NEVER (EVER!) ENDORSE ANYONE WHO VOTES AGAINST ‘SAVE AMERICA!!!'” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday.

Not the first time he falsely claimed “mutilization” to be a real word.

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MAGAfrikaner ex-“Real Housewives of Pretoria” stars arrested, put in ICE gulags for $5,300 of skip-scan thefts from Florida Publix

Where to start with these two: Obviously racism and criminal conduct are nothing new to the “Real Housewives” reality show franchise’s legion of current and former sociopaths. Also worth mentioning first is that Afrikaner trash Melany Viljoen, 39, and her husband, Petrus “Peet” Jacobus Viljoen, 57, are not “refugees” under the formal, legal definition of the status given to an estimated 2,000 to 3,500 of the Caucasian Boer-billies since early last year thanks to the “white genocide in South Africa” horseshit that MAGAmericans continue to claim is happening, every single day.

Tangential, but still funny is this:

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Jaydee probably going to be needed for procedural Senate vote

Republican Ohio Senator Bernie “M4M” Moreno tells Semafor that neckbeard Vice President JD Vance will probably have to show up to the chamber on Tuesday and cast a tie-breaking vote just so Republicans can start a ridiculous days-long charade to make it look like they’re going to make structural changes to the rules in order to pass convicted felon President Trump’s SAVE Act.

“There’s a certain amount of disappointment among some of my colleagues. We should have 53 out of 53” said Moreno. “If you’re a Republican not voting for that, I’m not sure how you still think of yourself as a conservative Republican,” he added, even though he knows full well it’s a dead end.

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Pakistan bombs Kabul drug rehab facility, killing at least 400

At least 400 people are dead in Afghanistan’s capital city of Kabul Tuesday after Pakistani bombs targeted a drug rehab facility, the New York Times reports on the other war raging in that neighborhood of the world that got pushed out of the headlines on February 28th.

Tuesday’s horror in Kabul also appears to darkly echo that day’s Tomahawk cruise missile attack on a girls’ elementary school in the southern Iranian city of Minab, targeted erroneously because the building was once part of an adjacent Revolutionary Guard Corps complex: The building housing the “Support and Treatment Center, Omid” had been built by the US military at some point after the 2001 invasion and occupation and, like everything else abandoned during the 2021 withdrawal, was seized by the Taliban. That doesn’t necessarily mean it was or still is a legitimate military target, though Pakistani Information Minister Attaullah Tarar insisted it was being used as an ammunition depot, claiming “visible secondary detonations after the strikes” a telltale indication of such.

Either way 400+ patients trying to get sober and the staff are dead in this bloody year’s crossfire.

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Surprise! Trump made that jealous former president shit up

You will not be surprised to learn that, in contradiction to convicted felon President Trump claiming twice on Monday that one of his four living predecessors had in a recent private conversation complimented his unilateral declaration of war on Iran and said “I wish I did that,” spokespeople for former Presidents Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden denied that their bosses had spoken to Trump at all in recent months in response to CNN having contacted each.

Trump had refused to name which of the four it was but, since there are only four of them and they have the phone numbers of their post-presidential representatives, it wasn’t very hard to falsify.

Note how the headline says “made that jealous former president shit up” rather than “lied about conversation with jealous former president” an editorial choice necessitated by the fact that it is not 2018 but 2026 and the steadily increasing ravages of entropy make it impossible to ascribe intent on Trump’s part. He just as easily could be deliberately lying as he is hallucinating that it happened. Either way the former option bodes just as poorly for the fat bastard because his falsehoods used to be so much more elusive and not so easily dismantled. Like if it were 2018 Trump he would’ve said “foreign leader” and it’d be a waste of time to even try to figure out who it might’ve been.

This is the second time inside of a week that the fat bastard’s lost his own plot and let the media nail him down on a lie. He’s always been mentally ill but this is a milestone on the road.

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MAGA Georgia town shuts off would-be ICE gulag’s water

Social Circle, Georgia – yeah the name is stupid and it sounds like some cheap Facebook knockoff that failed in 2010 – a town the Washington Examiner describes as a “Republican stronghold” might as well be Minneapolis when it comes to welcoming ICE inside city limits as officials have shut off water and sewer service to a gargantuan facility recently constructed by a developer and marketed for use as an ordinary warehouse but quickly scooped up by ICE’s real estate buying binge with the intent to intern 7,500 to 10,000 migrants, WSB-TV reports on municipal sedition.

City Manager Eric Taylor told the station will remain off “until ICE indicates how water and sewer to the facility will be served without exceeding the limited infrastructure capacity” and best of luck on that bro. Social Circle’s surrounding county, Walton, voted 72 to 26 percent for mass deportations in the 2024 election but apparently implicit in that vote was for some other region’s sewer system to be clogged by the regime turning a warehouse that would’ve had maybe 500 people working on a given shift, possibly even just 9 to 5 on weekdays, into a 24/7 concentration camp for up to 10,000.

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Mark Penn feels like the media is rooting for Iran

“President Trump’s complaints about the news coverage of the Iran war are predictable—and entirely justified. ‘We are totally destroying the terrorist regime of Iran, militarily, economically, and otherwise, yet, if you read the Failing New York Times, you would incorrectly think that we are not winning,’ he wrote Friday morning on Truth Social. Pick up Sunday’s Times, and it’s as if the editors took that as a command rather than a criticism. ‘War Sends More Tremors Through a Shaken World Economy,’ reads a headline across the top of the front page, with the speculative subheadline ‘Fallout From Prolonged Conflict With Iran Could Bring Catastrophic Consequences’ Among the catastrophes the article cites: ‘In Kenya, tea growers and traders worried their exports to Iran would rot on the dock,'” writes former Clinton pollster-turned-Trump ballsucker Mark Penn in a Wall Street Journal editorial printed on Monday, that intro followed by a few paragraphs of headlines.

Penn then brings it around to his summary findings, writing “Much of the news media seems determined to advance a narrative that Mr Trump is wrong about everything and that the US is getting its clock cleaned by a powerful Iranian war machine that has successfully made the transition to new leadership. Journalists have a right and a duty to report bad news and to question Pollyannaish reports from the US government. But many seem to be going beyond that and rooting for America to lose – against an enemy that is the world’s biggest state sponsor of terror, that has killed thousands of unarmed protesters, and that stockpiled thousands of ballistic missiles while seeking nuclear weapons, which its rulers promised to use against the US and Israel. Largely absent are even the most basic stories analyzing Iran’s losses and the fate of their supposed leadership.”

“Why? What seems to be driving the coverage is reportorial partisanship and the Democrats’ determination to oppose this president no matter what he does. We’ll see, again, how that works out for them,” Penn concluded, letting his words linger like a warning of horrific consequences.

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Cuban electrical grid as dead as Fidel Castro

The entire Cuban electrical grid is a dead as former cigar-comping Communist dictator Fidel Castro, who died 15 years ago, the AP reports. The grid was in terrible shape already but convicted felon US President Trump’s blockade of the island’s oil supplies appears to have finished it off.

President Miguel Diaz-Canel claims he’s been holding talks with El Naranjo Coño but who the hell knows what’s going to happen. Keep in mind that there’s a very large US Navy base on the island that is well-fortified yet not completely invulnerable to assault and if Diaz-Canel loses control of his military there could be rogue elements that could stage attacks on Guantanamo as a smokescreen for a coup. Shit can spiral out of control very fast in a prolonged crisis situation like this.

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Marge shit-talks Fox News viewers, self-centered boomers on CNN

Yeah “Fox News viewers, self-centered boomers” is probably redundant but that headline, the video above, everything about this – none of it makes Marjorie Taylor Greene a good person or a paragon or whatever – but it’s still pretty fucking wild and a hell of a barometer reading on how much the MAGA cult has eroded after the Orange God Emperor made his return to power. Greene was sworn into Congress on January 3, 2021, just 17 days before Trump left office, after which she spent every day of the next four years agitating for his return. She didn’t even last a year with him back and now she’s on goddamned CNN speaking to the rot at the core. Again she’s an antisemitic scumbag who cheated on her husband and did plenty of sketchy shit with stock trades and what not and she will never not be an antisemitic scumbag. It doesn’t make her wrong or more importantly useless.

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Cancer-stricken nanny to continue watching destructive toddler

“Susie Wiles is an incredible Chief of Staff, a great person, and one of the strongest people I know but, unfortunately, she has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer, and has decided to take on this challenge, IMMEDIATELY, as opposed to waiting. She has a fantastic medical team, and her prognosis is excellent! During the treatment period, she will be spending virtually full time at the White House, which makes me, as President, very happy! Her Strength and her Commitment to continue doing the job she loves, and does so well, while undergoing treatment, tells you everything you need to know about her. Susie, as one of my closest and most important advisors, is tough and deeply committed to serving the American People. She will soon be better than ever! Melania and I are with her in every way, and we look forward to working with Susie on the many big and wonderful things that are happening for the benefit of our Country!” posted the flabby toddler on Monday.

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“Oil prices will drop like a rock”

Convicted felon President Trump on Monday confidently predicted to PBS News reporter Liz Landers that “the oil prices will drop like a rock” as soon as his unilaterally-declared war with Iran is over, which he then said will end “as soon as the war is over and… I don’t believe it will be long.”

Pressed for more specifics on a timeline, Trump then said “I don’t want to say. I never want to say that because if I’m two days late, you’ll criticize me.” The twice-impeached personality cult leader was similarly evasive on the subject of ground troops beyond deployed to action against the Islamic theocratic regime, telling Landers he doesn’t “wanna say” one way or another, adding “I just don’t want to talk about that, because I’m not gonna talk about strategy with a reporter. OK?”

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