“On October 28, Philadelphia District Attorney Lawrence Krasner, acting on behalf of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, filed this lawsuit in the Philadelphia County Court of Common Pleas. Krasner alleges that America PAC and its founder Elon Musk, by virtue of Mr Musk’s awarding selected registered voters $1 million dollars in exchange for signing America PAC’s ‘Petition in Favor of Free Speech and the Right to Bear Arms,’ is violating Pennsylvania’s Lottery Law and Unfair Trade Practices and Consumer Protection Law. Krasner seeks to enjoin the Defendants from continuing with their program. Mr Musk’s efforts come within the context of next week’s presidential election and his support for former President Trump, something the lawsuit focuses on. For example, in addition to claiming the Defendants violated state laws, Krasner emphasizes the need, among other things, to prevent interference with the presidential election and ensure it is ‘free, fair and final…'”

“Having now considered the parties’ submissions, the Court grants the motion and remands the case back to the Court of Common Pleas,” writes Pennsylvania US District Judge Gerald Pappert in kicking Ketamine Brain out of federal court, along with his shitbag lawyers – one of whom, Matt Haverstick – also got tossed out of the Supreme Court on Thursday by none other than friggin Sam Alito when Haverstick tried to get Los Supremos to require Pennsylvania to post signs at polling places advertising Russian asset Cornel West as a write-in option since he isn’t on the ballot.

“Mark Cuban, a total loser, is being decimated by women all over the Country, especially since they know and admire the many GREAT women that work for, and with, me. They are very ‘INTELLIGENT’ and, likewise, very ‘STRONG.’ Cuban has been hit so hard that he was forced to issue an apology, but his apology is worthless. I’ve known him a long time. He’s a bad guy, with major character flaws.”

“He’s also very weak and insecure, and will do and say anything for publicity. He was a staunch supporter of Crooked Hillary during her failed Campaign for President, and is now a supporter of Lyin’ Kamala Harris, but that’s only because I don’t take his many phone calls anymore. Just don’t have the time or inclination to do so. He can never recover from the horrible statement he made yesterday about a woman’s strength and intelligence, but he is going to have to try, because what he said was totally unacceptable!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Friday, definitely not freaking out about women voters, as reported, and focusing on fucking Mark Cuban out of sheer desperation. Not at all. Everything’s fine and the Orange God Emperor is fully in control.

“The IC assesses that Russian influence actors manufactured a recent video that falsely depicted individuals claiming to be from Haiti and voting illegally in multiple counties in Georgia. This judgment is based on information available to the IC and prior activities of other Russian influence actors, including videos and other disinformation activities. The Georgia Secretary of State has already refuted the video’s claims as false. Russian influence actors also manufactured a video falsely accusing an individual associated with the Democratic presidential ticket of taking a bribe from a US entertainer. This Russian activity is part of Moscow’s broader effort to raise unfounded questions about the integrity of the US election and stoke divisions among Americans, as detailed in prior ODNI election updates. In the lead up to election day and in the weeks and months after, the IC expects Russia to create and release additional media content that seeks to undermine trust in the integrity of the election and divide Americans,” says the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), and the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) in a joint statement.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign leadership tells the Washington Post’s Matt Viser that their internal data show them winning by double digits among swing state voters who made up their minds with in the last week, with real measurable, observable, and thus very serious damage being done to convicted felon former President Trump’s standing by the Madison Square Garden rally. “It really broke through. It’s helped gel their feeling about this race,” a “senior official” on the team told Viser, who writes “Harris campaign clearly views Madison Square Garden rally as a turning point among late-breaking undecided voters, in ways that’s giving them confidence in the final days.”

Huh. That’s a pretty interesting political news update, right?

Just trying to stay understated about all this given the stakes involved and the wages of hubris and all that. Thing is that, even all the homerism and motivated reasoning aside, there’s an important contrast here: The Trump team has been saying shit like this every single day for the past almost two years now and then really nine years about how the data and polling etc points toward nothing less than complete and total victory over the enemy (or that MSM pollsters are full of shit).

Meanwhile from the Harris team over the last three months we’ve had like how many anonymous quotations projecting real confidence and assuredness? All this “context” lately and here’s one that matters. Can’t recall EVER hearing the Harris team talk like this. Yeah David Plouffe was pretty cool and cheery on a podcast a few weeks ago but he wasn’t using words like “double-digits.”

Anyhoo, Ben Shapiro’s podcast says Dems are in desperation mode during these final days.

“The Trump-Vance Campaign has filed a Federal Election Commission (FEC) complaint against The Washington Post for illegal in-kind contributions to Harris for President. According to reports, the Post is using its advertising powers to promote pro-Kamala and anti-Trump coverage to voters in the final days of the election. While they declined to endorse her publicly, they have endorsed her in the dark; so much for ‘Democracy Dies in Darkness.’ The mainstream media has become nothing more than pro-Kamala propaganda. The Democrat machine must be held accountable,” says a Trump campaign statement, lol. On Wednesday Semafor reported the Post was paying Facebook and other platforms to boost their stories critical of Trump as an apparent means of trying to staunch the bleeding from a Lib subscriber exodus after the chickenshit non-endorsement of Harris.

Very excited to announce I have the honor to be on the cover of the November and December issue of @MaximMag.

Read my exclusive multipage interview, discussing my journey to Congress, my first term, and all that’s to come. 🇺🇸

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— Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (@RepLuna) November 1, 2024

“I recently saw the most disgusting political ad I have ever seen. It was Debbie Mucarsel-Powell’s ad depicting Senator Rick Scott as a very large python. They actually transferred Senator Scott’s image on the head of the snake. Rick Scott has served Florida as governor and now US Senator and is seeking re-election. I don’t know the man but I do know that he has served honorably whether or not you agree with him. He is a father and grandfather and I respect his service. Anyone who makes a decision to publish an ad like that is not deserving of public office. It is a clear representation of their judgement. Can you imagine the impact on his children and grandchildren if they see that ad. There is a limit to sleazy politics – this was way beyond sleazy – this was inhuman and unacceptable. If you see it, you cannot vote for the sponsor who put her name on it. Unbelievable! My two cents,” wrote Village of La Reynalda resident Robert Nyce in a letter to the editor at Villages-News.

Look, we’ll just leave it alone whether or not this guy’s pretending to be offended because the ad is actually effective. It’s obvious enough. What we really want to address is this: Rick Scott looks like a reptile and has a very reptilian personality. It’s just his brand and it’s even sort of an asset in a state filled with deadly reptiles. Why’s this dude gotta get all worked up over it?

For now the second Halloween in a row, Republicans failed to warn voters about the dangers of malevolent actors giving rainbow fentanyl to trick-or-treaters. For example, a Google search turns up just two articles from a Hawaiian news site saying “while there hasn’t been any cases of fentanyl involved in Halloween candies so far, some parents are concerned that it will just take one.”

“I don’t allow my kids to open anything without me looking at all their candy because it’s just much more dangerous. And because poisons or fentanyl, things like that, could be injected or placed inside the candy without anybody even noticing,” said Oahu man David Onerheim, who we guess is still on the kick two years after then-RNC chair Ronna Not-Romney made her infamous warning.

The other article quotes a Honolulu Police Department Sergeant saying to inspect the candy because “What we’re seeing right now these days is actually there’s something called the rainbow fentanyl” and then telling parents to “glove up” before they inspect the kids’ candy and Jesus Christ, lol… Anyway the localized coverage is hardly indicative of the national crisis that was primed to explode two years ago and we place the blame squarely on Republicans for not recycling it to portray a vote for Trump as being a vote to protect your kids from rainbow fentanyl five days before election day even if that never made much sense to begin with. They still fucked this up big time.

That Tennessee MAGA Congressman Tim Burchett actually believes convicted felon former President Trump’s “bone spurs” story he used to avoid getting drafted to fight in Vietnam just barely wins out as the most ridiculous shit this moron said to CNN’s Jim Acosta Friday morning as he tried and failed to defend the fat fuck saying Liz Cheney should be shot – one way or another – at a rally with Tucker Carlson on Thursday with Burchett trying to make it about military service and so on.

“As a sprawling congressional investigation into online political fundraising expands, House Speaker Mike Johnson said Thursday he fears foreign adversaries such as China and Iran may be laundering money to Democrats this election, and he is vowing lawmakers will take punitive actions against overseas actors if the allegations are corroborated,” writes disgraced propagandist John Solomon in the lede to his “exclusive” interview with Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, lol.

“This is a massive scandal,” Johnson told Solomon and lol again, which Solomon writes comes “just days after House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer revealed to lawmakers in a confidential memo that the Treasury Department has confirmed it possesses hundreds of Suspicious Activity Reports.” Lololololololololol. Comer’s obtained law enforcement reports, you say?

“My theory is that they’re taking money from foreign nationals, primarily Iran, Russia China, and Venezuela, and they’re breaking down the donations into smaller gifts and making it look as though these are, you know, this is a wave of new donors, American people, that are doing this,” Johnson continued. Mind you this is three months after the House GOP and MAGA state AGs responded to ActBlue taking in like almost $300 million in the first week of Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign by opening up this “investigation.” The assclowns have nothing so Johnson is just airing it to Solomon just to make sure the time and energy spent on it goes to some base maintenance, lol.

“A Washington man who conspired to hunt and kill bald and golden eagles and hawks on the Flathead Indian Reservation to sell on the black market was sentenced today to three years and 10 months in prison, to be followed by three years of supervised release, and ordered to pay $777,250 restitution, US Attorney Jesse Laslovich said. The defendant, Travis John Branson, 49, of Cusick, Washington, and formerly of the Flathead Reservation, pleaded guilty in March to conspiracy, two counts of unlawful trafficking of bald and golden eagles and violation of the Lacey Act, which prohibits interstate trade in wildlife that has been taken, possessed, transported or sold in violation of federal or state law. The Lacey Act also prohibits any person from making or submitting any false record, account, label for or identification of wildlife that has been or was intended to be transported in interstate or foreign commerce,” says a press release from the Montana US Attorney’s office.

“In court documents, the government alleged that from about January 2015 until about March 2021, Branson and others hunted and killed eagles on the Flathead Reservation. Branson then sold the eagles on the black market across the United States and elsewhere. Brandon traveled from Washington to the Flathead Reservation, where he met co-defendant, Simon Paul. Branson and Paul would then shoot, transport and ship bald and golden eagles for future black-market sales. Co-defendant Paul remains a fugitive. The government sought restitution values of $5,000 per eagle and $1,750 per hawk. The government estimated that from 2009 until 2021, Branson made between $180,000 and $360,000 by selling eagles feathers and parts for profit on the black market.”

“The government’s investigation showed that Branson and others killed approximately 3,600 birds during the conspiracy. At least 118 eagles and 107 hawks killed were directly traceable to Branson and documented through his own text messages. Branson had taken up to nine eagles at a time”

BREAKING: US economy added 12,000 jobs in October, well below economists' expectations https://t.co/XVSnMK0kyW

— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 1, 2024

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign are starting to freak the fuck out over internal data showing a massive surge in first-time female voters in the swing states – and in Pennsylvania especially – that the fat fuck needs to win to avoid losing and probably going to prison, feeling like they might have peaked too early when they were in ULTRA MAGA INEVITABLE VICTORY FUCK YOU LIBS mode just a week or two ago, Puck’s Tara Palmeri reports on what seems to be driving Donald’s recent string of Truth Social screams over imaginary voter fraud afoot in the Keystone State.

“They’re going so crazy here,” a minion told Palmeri. “Anyone who hears how rabid they are about this issue can’t walk away from this and think they feel comfortable about where they’re at in Pennsylvania. They’re talking about criminal referrals [emphasis Puck’s]. They want to find poll watchers who they feel are engaged in voter suppression so they can refer criminal prosecutions.”

Palmeri writes that RNC Chair Mike Whatley is fucked if Trump loses, while Elon Musk and Charlie Kirk “are firmly planted in Trump’s inner circle and would probably walk away unscathed,” should the worst happen, even though the ground game shitshow will have been their fault and that Musk hired two canvassing operatives previously linked to Ron DeSantis’s failed presidential campaign.

“On Election Night, the former president and three-time presidential candidate will take in the results at a private watch party at Mar-a-Lago with his inner circle, family, closest supporters, and donors. His fan base will be at the Palm Beach convention center, where he’ll arrive when he’s ready to make a statement. I think we already know what that will be,” Palmeri concludes her piece.

A new Emerson College survey of Nevada likely voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent in the Silver State, a really freaking bad sign for the Orange God Emperor given Emerson’s MAGA tilt over the last two years.

At least 19 guerrillas of the Moro Liberation Front, an ISIS-linked Muslim separatist group based in the southern Philippines region of Mindanao, are dead after a little disagreement between two commander over strategy or resources or maybe they were just bored, the Manila Times reports.

Philippine Army Lt Colonel Rowel Gavilanes said he and local Mayor Datu Malik Mamasabulod Alhadj said they had tried to stop the two factions from going medieval on each other – mind you Gavilanes and Alhadj are supposed to be Moros’ enemies – but couldn’t broker a deal. They’re going to try again now that the smoke has cleared and the body bags are being zipped up.

Today's cover: ‘Strong, intelligent’ Republican women torch Kamala supporter Mark Cuban for dismissive comments on ‘The View’ https://t.co/IUmfyqhoLm pic.twitter.com/z7Pxx4BFDH

— New York Post (@nypost) November 1, 2024

Ughhhhhh… Again, we’re going to try to be circumspect and not make a call for how Tuesday’s going to go. The stakes are simply too high to fuck around and tempt fate. We will however be so bold as to make a call on what certain signals and noises say about how the other guys are feeling. This specific noisy signal, attacking freaking Mark Cuban for whatever the fuck it is he said does not exude confidence in the Orange God Emperor’s appeal to women. In the whole context of the meltdown over women outvoting men on early/mail-in ballots and the “whether they like it or not” line and the Access Hollywood tape making a comeback on TikTok and the Julia Roberts-narrated ad depicting women secretly voting Harris in defiance of their MAGA husbands… No, this cover does not come across as a flex. Team Murdoch seriously didn’t have anything to go after Harris directly?

White House comms staff altered the transcript of President Joe Biden’s now-MAGA-infamous “garbage” comment to add the apostrophe over the objections of the career stenographers, the AP reports on what will be seen as a “win” for Elise Stefanik and the other House GOP dipshits who opened an investigation into the transcript of the Tuesday night Zoom call with Voto Latino.

“The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters – his – his demonization of Latinos is unconscionable, and it’s un-American,” said the original version, with the apostrophe added to “supporters” to change it from plural to possessive, thereby “altering” the meaning.

First off, when you actually look at it “in context” like that, there’s an extremely strong argument that Biden did in fact mean it in the possessive sense, that the “his” shifted from Trump to asshole “comedian” Tony Hinchcliffe, as in “[Hinchcliffe’s] demonization of Latinos is unconscionable.” This isn’t political staff altering public record so much as favoring their side of a very, very close call.

Second off, L-O-fucking-L that this is the “major scandal” of the final days of this election, that both the House GOP were “right” that something was fishy and it’s now on them to try to make this matter AND, more importantly, tie it to Vice President Kamala Harris. Best of luck to them on that.

A new set of Marist College/NPR/PBS News swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 48 percent in Michigan and 50 to 48 percent in both Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. On favorability Harris is net +1 percent in Michigan to Trump’s net negative 10 percent, in Pennsylvania Harris is net 0 to Trump negative 4 percent, while in Wisconsin they’re dead even at negative 5 percent each. That last -5 for Harris sounds a little outlier-ish.

The Botswana Democratic Party (BDP) is in total disarray after getting their asses handed to them in Wednesday’s big parliamentary elections, with returns pouring in Friday showing an end to 58 years of dominance stretching all the way back to the nation’s independence in 1966 after the Umbrella for Democratic Change took a shit ton of seats, leaving the BDP with just one, the BBC reports.

“I will respectfully step aside and participate in a smooth transition process ahead of inauguration,” said President Mokgweetsi Masisi as he conceded on Friday. “I wish to congratulate the opposition on their victories and concede the elections. I am proud of our democratic processes and I respect the will of the people,” Masisi continued. The UDC wave must’ve been “too big to rig.”