A new Suffolk University/USA Today national survey finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 63 to 34 percent among respondents who have already voted (described by USA Today as a “seventh” of the sample) and 52 to 39 percent with those planning to vote early (about a third of the sample) while Trump leads planned election day voters 52 to 35 percent (half of the sample). Overall Harris leads 45 to 44 percent nationally.

This is biased even for the @nytimes. McDonald’s has no record of her working there. The Times found no one who worked with her or employed her. It’s the only blue collar job she claims to have had. She does not mention the job in an early resume at the time. She does not mention…

— Marc Thiessen 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱 (@marcthiessen) October 21, 2024

Continued wienery Washington Post conservative diversity hire Marc Thiessen after the cutoff: “She does not mention the job in an early resume at the time. She does not mention it in her memo. No friends (save one) remember her saying she did. The first time she mentions it publicly is… during her 2019 campaign. All of which proves Trump is lying. They clearly put the investigative resources of the Time to prove she worked there and couldn’t verify it – yet instead of reporting that wrote a Trump is lying column. Unbelievable.” The pussy-ass bitch then links to the Times report (not a column) titled “Kamala Harris and McDonald’s: A College Job, and a Trump Attack.”

Actually not even sure if this beta hasn’t caved and endorsed the Orange God Emperor yet, in which case the headline should say “Trump fanboy” instead of “anti-anti-Trumper.” Anyway, what’s funny is that he doesn’t complain about his own employer’s reporting about the fake-ass McDonald’s “shift,” in which the Post’s headline and subhed accurately (and refreshingly for the MSM these days) described the photo op as a “stage-managed campaign stop – Trump didn’t answer a question on the minimum wage, instead promoting his unsubstantiated claim that Kamala Harris never worked at the burger chain,” and that “The restaurant was closed to the public during Trump’s visit, and the motorists whom Trump served were screened by the US Secret Service and positioned before his arrival. No one ordered food. Instead, the attendees received whatever Trump gave them.”

So Thiessen instead channeled his butthurt outside of the house like the bitch he is, lol.

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s regime on Monday ripped into Moldova’s government after the former Soviet republic’s electorate approved a referendum to join the European Union and reelected pro-western President Maia Sandu, with the Kremlin goons denouncing the vote as “unfree” and casting doubt on what it said was a “hard-to-explain” increase in votes in favor of Sandu and the EU, and demanding the incumbent “present evidence” of their meddling, NBC News reports.

This might actually be the single most succinct example of the cuntish entitlement of right wingers, that they demand a democratically-elected leader prove she won legitimately after they paid off as many as 300,000 Moldovans to vote no in the referendum and for their guy in the simultaneous presidential election. “Criminal groups… have attacked our country with tens of millions of euros, lies and propaganda, using the most disgraceful means to keep our citizens and our nation trapped in uncertainty and instability,” said Sandu prior to vote in which the pro-EU side won by 0.39 percent.

Sandu took 42 percent to main rival, former prosecutor-general Alexandr Stoianoglo’s 26 percent, forcing a November 3rd runoff. Stoianoglo’s platform calls for a “balanced” foreign policy approach, which sure sounds like he’s Vlad’s dog in this fight. The second placer had boycotted the EU join referendum vote, saying it was just a gimmick to increase turnout for Sandu’s base.

A new set of Washington Post-Schar School swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump among likely voters by 51 to 47 percent in Georgia, 50 to 47 percent in Wisconsin, and 49 to 47 percent in both Michigan and Pennsylvania. Nevada is tied at 48 while Trump leads 50 to 47 percent in North Carolina and 49 to 46 percent in Arizona.

DOJ deploys district elections officers to handle 'threats and intimidation' https://t.co/5Z1xOgalYA

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 21, 2024

The corrupt globalists in control of Mozambique’s Deep State on Saturday sicced their hit squads on PODEMOS opposition party patriots spokesman Paulo Guambe and lawyer Elvino Dias, killing both outside of a bar in the capital city of a Maputo amid a contentious ongoing presidential election count in which the ruling party Frelimo’s Daniel Chapo is expected to steal it from soldier of Christ PODEMOS candidate Venancio Mondlane, the Associated Press reports.

Or maybe Chapo is the patriotic, Mozambique-First soldier of Christ and Mondlane is the socialist pro-Satanic piece of shit, meaning this killing is just the beginning of THE STORM in which all the PEDOmos sinners will be eliminated it one fell swoop. That’s what’s fun about these ridiculous attempts to map political strife in Sub-Saharan Africa into a QAnon context – you can just make shit up as you go along when deciding which side are the “white hats” and which are “the cabal.”

Anyway in the real world it probably is closer to the first one as Frelimo – a former anti-colonial partisan militia – has been in control of the country since gaining independence from Portugal in 1975. Guambe and Dias were shot after some unspecified dispute with other people in a bar but it doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to question that narrative when these two dudes were gunned down in the middle of a contentious and drawn-out tally of election results for a vote that was held 12 fucking days ago, not to mention that Dias was gathering evidence for his case challenging the result in the country’s supreme court as soon as the probably rigged result was announced.

“The center of Oscar has continued to move over eastern Cuba overnight. Although radar imagery from Guantanamo Bay has shown a continued degradation of Oscar’s inner core, bands of deep convection with heavy rainfall remain over portions of the island. A couple of ASCAT passes from earlier in the night showed that tropical-storm-force winds were occurring along both the southern and northern coasts of eastern Cuba. Given the decrease in inner core organization over the past several hours, the initial wind speed has lowered perhaps conservatively to 45 kt for this advisory.”

“Radar and surface observations from Guantanamo Bay indicate that the center is located just north of that location. The initial motion estimate is a somewhat uncertain 270/2 kt. The storm should begin to turn northwestward and northward later today ahead of a shortwave trough moving over the northwestern Bahamas. Some of the dynamical model guidance suggests that the center may re-form near the northern coast of Cuba later today, rather than the low-level center continuously tracking across the mountainous terrain of the island. Regardless of the details of the track over eastern Cuba, Oscar is expected to emerge off the northern coast of Cuba later today or tonight.”

“Thereafter, the cyclone should accelerate northeastward over portions of the southeastern Bahamas and western Atlantic ahead of the aforementioned trough. In 60-72 hours, global model guidance indicates that the circulation will become elongated and that it will be absorbed by a larger developing non-tropical area of low pressure between Bermuda and the southeastern US coast by day 3. The track guidance is again faster this cycle, and the NHC forecast has been adjusted accordingly,” says a National Hurricane Center bulletin on Tropical Storm Oscar.

MAGA SUPPRESSION

Hearing a lot of fake stories are being planned to drop to try to keep MAGA at home on Election Day

Be prepared – and Don’t Trust the Feds

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 21, 2024

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign raised $222 million in September, more than triple what convicted felon former President Trump’s $63 million haul the same month, Politico reports.

The number of individual donors was unknown but it would likely be considerably more than fat Donald’s – and that right there is the true measure of “enthusiasm” and “engagement” for a candidate. It doesn’t mean an automatic win, but it’s absolutely an advantage in a race that’s otherwise “tied,” especially against an opponent focused on scraping up unmotivated non-voters.

“Former President Donald Trump is accusing 60 Minutes of deceitful editing of our Oct 7 interview with Vice President Kamala Harris. That is false. 60 Minutes gave an excerpt of to Face the Nation that used a longer section of her answer than that on 60 Minutes. Same question. Same answer. But a different portion of the response. When we edit any interview, whether a politician, an athlete, or movie star, we strive to be clear, accurate and on point. The portion of her answer on 60 Minutes was more succinct, which allows time for other subjects in a wide ranging 21-minute-long segment.”

“Remember, Mr Trump pulled out of his interview with 60 Minutes and the vice president participated. Our long-standing invitation to former President Trump remains open. If he would like to discuss the issues facing the nation and the Harris interview, we would be happy to have him on 60 Minutes,” says CBS in a statement, emphasis ours on reminding everyone he bitched out.

“We have checked with McDonald’s, and they say, definitively, that there is no record of Lyin’ Kamala Harris ever having worked there. In other words, she never worked there, and has lied about this ‘job’ for years. Additionally, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are killing franchises, want to end all franchises, which will destroy values and jobs,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Sunday as he arrived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania to work the fryer in some sort of staged photo-op.

We’re still waiting on the “definitive” non-records Trump and his team got when they “checked with” the fast food giant on the fat bastard’s obsession with whether or not Harris worked there in 1983.

In an inspiring and heartwarming story out of Catonsville, Maryland, residents and first responders from the Baltimore County Fire Department rallied to save a grown man whose age and identity are unknown, 24 hours after he fell 30 ft down a hidden well on his property last week, WBAL reports.

“I was going to get my dogs in from the backyard, and I heard some dude calling for help, so I didn’t know what to do. So I went downstairs and grabbed my dad, and we went in the backyard to, like, look around, see if we could hear anything,” neighbor Wesley Straffin told WBAL. “We started to call out hello, hello, because we couldn’t tell where it was coming from. “And he started replying. He said, ‘Help, help. Hello.’ And it turns out it was our neighbor right behind us who had fallen into a well,” Wesley’s dad Matt added. Some of the locals threw bottles of water down to the man while they waited for firefighters to respond. The rescue was relatively quick and uncomplicated. The man was hospitalized with shoulder pain and shock but is expected to make a full recovery.

The man’s extrication from the chasm came exactly 37 years to the day after the events depicted in Everybody’s Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure, starring Beau Bridges and Patty Duke. It’s unlikely the Catonsville rescue will be the subject of a similar made-for-TV film but on the plus side none of the firefighter will end up committing suicide over the deprivation of fame and attention.

A funeral home in southern Poland is feeling a little embarrassed after a hearse fuckup sent a deceased person’s body tumbling onto a street in broad daylight, the Associated Press reports.

“It is with deep regret that we inform you that as a result of an unexpected technical failure of the electric tailgate lock in the hearse, during the transport of the body of the deceased, an unfortunate event occurred which does not reflect the high standards of our company, our deep empathy towards the families of the deceased, and the respect we always show to the deceased,” Hades Funeral Services posted on Facebook after pics of the body lying in a crosswalk in the city of Stalowa Wola went viral, apologizing to “all those who were disappointed and upset by this event.”

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham was very, very upset with former Trump Administration officials and other “RINOs” supporting Vice President Kamala Harris, screaming “What the hell are you doing?” and “I can’t take four more years of this crap,” as in a Democratic president.

“At 4:03 AM the North Canton Police Department received a call from Fifth Third Bank Security located at 1637 N. Main St. regarding a theft of their ATM with a forklift. Officers were dispatched to the area and arrived on scene to discover the forklift abandoned behind the bank along with debris from the ATM. The value of the ATM and its contents have not yet been reported. It was determined that the forklift was stolen from the construction site of Wendy’s Restaurant located in the 200 block of Applegrove St NW. This incident is currently under investigation,” says an North Canton, Ohio Police Department bulletin on the dangers of experimenting with stealing construction equipment.

Next thing you know the thief could end up putting the stolen money into some crypto scam and then steal millions from dumb assholes who get easily suckered into it online.

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday really didn’t want to talk about late pro golfer Arnold Palmer’s legendary penis, preferring instead to just spew out some MAGA AI chatbot talking points. Later in the bit Johnson simply denied the reality that convicted felon former President Trump had threatened to send the US military after California Congressman Adam Schiff, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and her husband, Paul, leading host Jake Tapper to remark that the answers were like it was from a completely different interview and seemingly cut it off early.

A white, medium-sized dog chased several birds up to the peak of the 481-foot-tall Great Pyramid of Khufu last week in a scene recorded by American paraglider Marshall Mosher, who was taking a morning flight over the ancient structures with other members of his group, CNN reports.

“We noticed something running back and forth on top of the pyramid. One person thought it was a mountain lion,” Mosher told CNN, adding he was a little worried the dog would be trapped. “Maybe he was stuck up there.” Mosher later saw a video from another tourist of the dog making its way down the structure, its corporeal body possibly now fully possessed by the spirit of Anubis, the feared ancient dog god of the underworld, closely associated with death and funerary rites.

Reporting on convicted felon former President Trump’s obsession with the late Arnold Palmer’s cock, the New York Times on Sunday decided to play it maybe just a little safe, writing on the home page link to the story “At a Pennsylvania Rally, Donald Trump Descends to New Levels of Vulgarity – The GOP nominee repeated crude insults, and his supporters relished each moment. But the display could alienate swing voters,” as if they couldn’t just put the Arnold Palmer thing in the headline.