Kamala Harris is hands-down the strangest person I’ve ever seen. Or is she really not human? https://t.co/F5PJgkC6OD

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) October 10, 2024

Weeks after learning that his grift engine, Infowars, will be sold at auction to fulfill his defamation judgments, Alex Jones is trying desperately to hang on to his position as Alpha Chimp in the right-wing conspiracy sphere by going beyond demanding Kamala Harris produce her DNA, posting a 20-minute clip of him dissecting the Democratic nominee’s 60 minutes interview with the nuance of a snowblower.

The Associated Press confirms what everyone suspected:  Infamously anti-trade with China candidate Donald Trump’s newest grift, leather-bound “God Bless the USA” bibles that include the founding documents of the United States, are actually printed in China.

AP reviewed shipping records documenting 120,000 of the “God Bless the USA” books coming into US ports in February and March.  The documents set the total value of the shipment at $342,000.  Trump is selling the books for $59,95 each, meaning that if the print run sells out at full retail price, Trump, one-hit milker Lee Greenwood, and the publisher would net $7 million.

The mob of roughly 100 raccoons has been dispersed from the lawn of a Kitsap, Washington woman, the Kitsap Sun reports citing a Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife release.

“The situation, which stemmed from the homeowner’s admitted practice of feeding raccoons in her backyard for decades, came to a head over the past six weeks when an increasing number of the critters began to arrive in her yard and act aggressively until they were fed. The woman, fearing for her ability to leave her home, called 911 and law enforcement arrived to find dozens of raccoons in a yard, with one deputy estimating there may have been as many as 100,” the Sun writes in their story.

In an all caps-rant, convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday announced he is not accepting CNN’s invitation to another debate against Vice President Kamala Harris on October 23rd, writing “I WON THE LAST TWO DEBATES, ONE WITH CROOKED JOE, THE OTHER WITH LYIN’ KAMALA. I ACCEPTED THE FOX-NEWS INVITATION TO DEBATE KAMALA ON SEPTEMBER 4TH, BUT SHE TURNED IT DOWN. JD VANCE EASILY WON HIS DEBATE WITH TAMPON TIM WALZ, WHO CALLED HIMSELF A KNUCKLEHEAD! I AM ALSO LEADING IN THE POLLS, WITH THE LEAD GETTING BIGGER BY THE DAY – AND LEADING IN ALL SWING STATES. THE FIRST THING A PRIZEFIGHTER DOES WHEN HE LOSES A FIGHT IS SAY THAT HE ‘DEMANDS A REMATCH.’ IT IS VERY LATE IN THE PROCESS, VOTING HAS ALREADY BEGUN – THERE WILL BE NO REMATCH! BESIDES, KAMALA STATED CLEARLY, YESTERDAY, THAT SHE WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING DIFFERENT THAN JOE BIDEN, SO THERE IS NOTHING TO DEBATE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

Love that “IT IS VERY LATE IN THE PROCESS, VOTING HAS ALREADY BEGUN,” because he still faced Joe Biden in 2020 with 12 days left until the election, this one’s 13 days before it.

Well there you have it. The fat coward bitched out. We thought he might actually cave as he’s scheduled to be in the Atlanta area on the 23rd, but also realized that CNN pushing the deadline could prompt his oppositional defiance and end up with an all-caps rage quit excuse like this.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz will hold a World of Warcraft livestream on Wednesday night, Wired reports and yes he will literally play the massively multiplayer online role playing game with a bunch of fans watching as a means of reaching out to them. Walz will probably actually know what he’s talking about as he is reportedly a gamer who got addicted to Sega Dreamcast in the late 1990s.

Asked by NBC’s Garrett Haake if they had changed their minds after CNN gave a deadline of noon Thursday to accept the invite to debate Vice President Kamala Harris on the 23rd, convicted felon former President Trump’s co-campaign manager Chris LaCivita on Wednesday responded by saying simply “We haven’t and we won’t” be debating the veep again. Sounds like the end of it then.

“A large area of destructive storm surge, with highest inundations of 10 ft or greater, is expected along a portion of the west-central coast of the Florida Peninsula. Near the coast the surge will be accompanied by damaging waves. Water levels will rise rapidly as the eye approaches, and strong onshore winds on the backside of the hurricane will also cause a rapid rise in water as the center makes landfall. Devastating hurricane-force winds are expected along portions of the west coast of Florida within the Hurricane Warning area. Life-threatening hurricane-force winds, especially in gusts, are expected to spread inland across the peninsula and to portions of the Florida east coast within the Hurricane Warning area tonight and early Thursday,” says an NHC update.

“Residents should be prepared to take shelter in an interior room, away from windows, as the core of the hurricane moves across the central Florida Peninsula. The risk of strong tornadoes will continue into the evening hours across the southern and central portions of the Florida Peninsula. Be prepared to take immediate shelter in an interior room if a Tornado Warning is issued for your area.”

“Heavy rainfall across the Florida Peninsula through Thursday brings the risk of catastrophic and life-threatening flash and urban flooding along with moderate to major river flooding, especially in areas where coastal and inland flooding combine to increase the overall flood threat.”

Ben Hooper, the same son of a bitch United Press International writer who came up with “Traffic on a pair of California highways turned into a jam when a truck loaded with strawberries overturned, dropping barrels of the fruit into the road” back in May is at it again, this time yukking it up over a truckload of sweet potatoes overturning with “A crash on a California highway caused an hours-long ‘traffic yam’ when one of the vehicles lost its load of sweet potatoes into the roadway.”

How about a truckload of cadavers Ben? Is traffic going to come to a “dead stop” when they spill out onto the road? What if it’s Viagra? The drivers behind the truck going to slam hard on the brakes to avoid it? Bet you’ve got those saved on a spreadsheet somewhere. Fucking asshole.

Convicted felon former President Trump is firing up the hatred and paranoia of his mind-slaves in Scranton, Pennsylvania while he rambles angrily about a vast array of topics irrelevant to voters.

Convicted felon former President Trump was, to say the least, not pleased with former pal and fellow porn-lover Howard Stern having interviewed Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday, writing in a Wednesday shitpost that “BETA MALE Howard Stern made a fool of himself on his low rated radio show when he ‘interviewed’ Lyin’ Kamala Harris, and hit her with so many SOFTBALL questions that even she was embarrassed. He looked like a real fool, working so hard to make a totally incompetent and ill-equipped person look as good as possible, which wasn’t very good. I dropped Howard a long time ago, like most others, and have since been credited with very good judgment!”

Howard Stern’s show was where Trump once lusted openly about a then-24 year-old Ivanka’s “voluptuous curves,” bragged about walking into beauty pageant changing rooms to see teenage girls naked and where celebrity writer AJ Benza told Stern that Trump “used to call me when I was a columnist and say, ‘I was just in Russia. The girls have no morals. You gotta get out there.'”

Trump also bitched about CBS’s 60 Minutes some more, posting “Just imagine, 60 Minutes actually took Lyin’ Kamala’s answers, and CHANGED THEM. It’s unthinkable. They are in big trouble!” as if Fox News doesn’t constantly edit his rambling bullshit to make him look more mentally stable.

A new set of Quinnipiac University likely voter surveys in the Blue Wall finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 percent in Pennsylvania while the fat fuck is up 48 to 46 percent in Wisconsin and 50 to 47 percent in Michigan, an inversion of other polling that usually finds Trump doing better in Pennsylvania and Harris in the other two.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign and affiliated committees have raised $1 billion in less than 80 days after she became the presumptive Dem presidential nominee, eclipsing the $853 million convicted felon former President Trump raised so far in 2024, the New York Times reports.

You will not be surprised to learn that convicted felon former President Trump taking credit for getting Elon “Ketamine Brain” Musk to donate Starlink internet devices to those affected by Hurricane Helene in North Carolina was simply a lie, as the Register reports that the devices are $400 upfront and the storm victims are eligible for just 30 days of trial service.

THERE IT IS. There’s Fox News colluding with the Trump campaign to give the fat fuck a way to bitch out of CNN’s ultimatum, as the propaganda network has proposed a face-off between he and Vice President Kamala Harris in Pennsylvania on October 24th or 27th, Reuters reports.

They pulled this shit just three days into Harris becoming the nominee, trying to push to host one a week after last month’s ABC debate. They failed then but with time running short maybe they think it’ll work this time. Fox did not name any proposed moderators, saying only such another face-off that late “would present an opportunity for each candidate to make their closing arguments.”

Fat Hitler’s vicious German Shepard of a spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt was more bark than bite per usual on CNN Wednesday morning, unable to gnaw her way out of a rhetorical trap laid by anchor Kate Bolduan, who challenged Leavitt to reconcile her fuhrer’s lies about FEMA’s funds being depleted for migrants with the fuhrer himself having taken FEMA funds to house migrants in 2019.

Leavitt failed and, like other Trump minions have these days, simply wasted her time on CNN.

Evidently bored with polls, positive economic numbers and record stock market returns, Vice President Kamala Harris’s media blitz, the destruction wrought by and still to come from two massive hurricanes, the MAGA conspiracy bullshit about both, the real-time mental collapse of the republican nominee, the mainstream media this week decided that Democrats were starting to worry about Harris’s chances of defeating convicted felon former President Trump, beginning with the Wall Street Journal asserting that “Kamala Harris Struggling to Break Through With Working Class, Democrats Fear” on Tuesday and CNN with “Democrats grow anxious as Election Day nears” on Wednesday.

Last and certainly the least respected of any national political media outlet falsely presenting itself as “neutral,” was The Hill with “Democrats start to hit the panic button,” in which one of their chatbots generated text saying “Democrats’ nerves are at an all-time high. Two months ago – even a month ago – they were feeling bullish about Vice President Harris’s prospects of defeating former President Trump. But now, with less than a month to go until Election Day, they’re increasingly worried about a number of issues plaguing the Democratic nominee’s campaign. On Tuesday, there was grumbling from some Democrats about the vice president’s interview on CBS’s ’60 Minutes.'”

You hear that Dems? The Narrative™ says you have to grumble AND hit the panic button AND fear Harris struggling to break through with working class AND grow anxious! Get busy with that! The Honeymoon’s finally over, and even if Harris’s lead in this week’s Economist/YouGov survey grew to 49 to 45 among likely voters you need to put on your adult diapers and piss yourself dry.

Republican Taunton, Massachusetts Mayor Shauna O’Connell’s defense lawyer on Tuesday told a court that her husband Ted won’t testify against her at trial and seeks to have the charges including assault and battery on a family member and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon dropped as they’ve managed to work out their “martial issues” and reconciled since the July domestic altercation in which the mayor drunkenly bit Ted and hit him with a crowbar, Boston 25 reports.

Ted defended his abuser more or less from the get-go. “I apologize for calling the police, I apologize to my wife and the people of Taunton. It was a huge mistake,” he told reporters following his wife’s arraignment just three days after the Republican elected official brutally assaulted him.

Trump: America is not a great country right now

Podcaster: It’s always a great country

Trump: See, that’s where I disagree pic.twitter.com/XuRrKJrNr8

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 9, 2024