The corrupt globalists in control of Mozambique’s Deep State on Saturday sicced their hit squads on PODEMOS opposition party patriots spokesman Paulo Guambe and lawyer Elvino Dias, killing both outside of a bar in the capital city of a Maputo amid a contentious ongoing presidential election count in which the ruling party Frelimo’s Daniel Chapo is expected to steal it from soldier of Christ PODEMOS candidate Venancio Mondlane, the Associated Press reports.

Or maybe Chapo is the patriotic, Mozambique-First soldier of Christ and Mondlane is the socialist pro-Satanic piece of shit, meaning this killing is just the beginning of THE STORM in which all the PEDOmos sinners will be eliminated it one fell swoop. That’s what’s fun about these ridiculous attempts to map political strife in Sub-Saharan Africa into a QAnon context – you can just make shit up as you go along when deciding which side are the “white hats” and which are “the cabal.”

Anyway in the real world it probably is closer to the first one as Frelimo – a former anti-colonial partisan militia – has been in control of the country since gaining independence from Portugal in 1975. Guambe and Dias were shot after some unspecified dispute with other people in a bar but it doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to question that narrative when these two dudes were gunned down in the middle of a contentious and drawn-out tally of election results for a vote that was held 12 fucking days ago, not to mention that Dias was gathering evidence for his case challenging the result in the country’s supreme court as soon as the probably rigged result was announced.

“The center of Oscar has continued to move over eastern Cuba overnight. Although radar imagery from Guantanamo Bay has shown a continued degradation of Oscar’s inner core, bands of deep convection with heavy rainfall remain over portions of the island. A couple of ASCAT passes from earlier in the night showed that tropical-storm-force winds were occurring along both the southern and northern coasts of eastern Cuba. Given the decrease in inner core organization over the past several hours, the initial wind speed has lowered perhaps conservatively to 45 kt for this advisory.”

“Radar and surface observations from Guantanamo Bay indicate that the center is located just north of that location. The initial motion estimate is a somewhat uncertain 270/2 kt. The storm should begin to turn northwestward and northward later today ahead of a shortwave trough moving over the northwestern Bahamas. Some of the dynamical model guidance suggests that the center may re-form near the northern coast of Cuba later today, rather than the low-level center continuously tracking across the mountainous terrain of the island. Regardless of the details of the track over eastern Cuba, Oscar is expected to emerge off the northern coast of Cuba later today or tonight.”

“Thereafter, the cyclone should accelerate northeastward over portions of the southeastern Bahamas and western Atlantic ahead of the aforementioned trough. In 60-72 hours, global model guidance indicates that the circulation will become elongated and that it will be absorbed by a larger developing non-tropical area of low pressure between Bermuda and the southeastern US coast by day 3. The track guidance is again faster this cycle, and the NHC forecast has been adjusted accordingly,” says a National Hurricane Center bulletin on Tropical Storm Oscar.

MAGA SUPPRESSION

Hearing a lot of fake stories are being planned to drop to try to keep MAGA at home on Election Day

Be prepared – and Don’t Trust the Feds

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 21, 2024

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign raised $222 million in September, more than triple what convicted felon former President Trump’s $63 million haul the same month, Politico reports.

The number of individual donors was unknown but it would likely be considerably more than fat Donald’s – and that right there is the true measure of “enthusiasm” and “engagement” for a candidate. It doesn’t mean an automatic win, but it’s absolutely an advantage in a race that’s otherwise “tied,” especially against an opponent focused on scraping up unmotivated non-voters.

“Former President Donald Trump is accusing 60 Minutes of deceitful editing of our Oct 7 interview with Vice President Kamala Harris. That is false. 60 Minutes gave an excerpt of to Face the Nation that used a longer section of her answer than that on 60 Minutes. Same question. Same answer. But a different portion of the response. When we edit any interview, whether a politician, an athlete, or movie star, we strive to be clear, accurate and on point. The portion of her answer on 60 Minutes was more succinct, which allows time for other subjects in a wide ranging 21-minute-long segment.”

“Remember, Mr Trump pulled out of his interview with 60 Minutes and the vice president participated. Our long-standing invitation to former President Trump remains open. If he would like to discuss the issues facing the nation and the Harris interview, we would be happy to have him on 60 Minutes,” says CBS in a statement, emphasis ours on reminding everyone he bitched out.

“We have checked with McDonald’s, and they say, definitively, that there is no record of Lyin’ Kamala Harris ever having worked there. In other words, she never worked there, and has lied about this ‘job’ for years. Additionally, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are killing franchises, want to end all franchises, which will destroy values and jobs,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Sunday as he arrived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania to work the fryer in some sort of staged photo-op.

We’re still waiting on the “definitive” non-records Trump and his team got when they “checked with” the fast food giant on the fat bastard’s obsession with whether or not Harris worked there in 1983.

In an inspiring and heartwarming story out of Catonsville, Maryland, residents and first responders from the Baltimore County Fire Department rallied to save a grown man whose age and identity are unknown, 24 hours after he fell 30 ft down a hidden well on his property last week, WBAL reports.

“I was going to get my dogs in from the backyard, and I heard some dude calling for help, so I didn’t know what to do. So I went downstairs and grabbed my dad, and we went in the backyard to, like, look around, see if we could hear anything,” neighbor Wesley Straffin told WBAL. “We started to call out hello, hello, because we couldn’t tell where it was coming from. “And he started replying. He said, ‘Help, help. Hello.’ And it turns out it was our neighbor right behind us who had fallen into a well,” Wesley’s dad Matt added. Some of the locals threw bottles of water down to the man while they waited for firefighters to respond. The rescue was relatively quick and uncomplicated. The man was hospitalized with shoulder pain and shock but is expected to make a full recovery.

The man’s extrication from the chasm came exactly 37 years to the day after the events depicted in Everybody’s Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure, starring Beau Bridges and Patty Duke. It’s unlikely the Catonsville rescue will be the subject of a similar made-for-TV film but on the plus side none of the firefighter will end up committing suicide over the deprivation of fame and attention.

A funeral home in southern Poland is feeling a little embarrassed after a hearse fuckup sent a deceased person’s body tumbling onto a street in broad daylight, the Associated Press reports.

“It is with deep regret that we inform you that as a result of an unexpected technical failure of the electric tailgate lock in the hearse, during the transport of the body of the deceased, an unfortunate event occurred which does not reflect the high standards of our company, our deep empathy towards the families of the deceased, and the respect we always show to the deceased,” Hades Funeral Services posted on Facebook after pics of the body lying in a crosswalk in the city of Stalowa Wola went viral, apologizing to “all those who were disappointed and upset by this event.”

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham was very, very upset with former Trump Administration officials and other “RINOs” supporting Vice President Kamala Harris, screaming “What the hell are you doing?” and “I can’t take four more years of this crap,” as in a Democratic president.

“At 4:03 AM the North Canton Police Department received a call from Fifth Third Bank Security located at 1637 N. Main St. regarding a theft of their ATM with a forklift. Officers were dispatched to the area and arrived on scene to discover the forklift abandoned behind the bank along with debris from the ATM. The value of the ATM and its contents have not yet been reported. It was determined that the forklift was stolen from the construction site of Wendy’s Restaurant located in the 200 block of Applegrove St NW. This incident is currently under investigation,” says an North Canton, Ohio Police Department bulletin on the dangers of experimenting with stealing construction equipment.

Next thing you know the thief could end up putting the stolen money into some crypto scam and then steal millions from dumb assholes who get easily suckered into it online.

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday really didn’t want to talk about late pro golfer Arnold Palmer’s legendary penis, preferring instead to just spew out some MAGA AI chatbot talking points. Later in the bit Johnson simply denied the reality that convicted felon former President Trump had threatened to send the US military after California Congressman Adam Schiff, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and her husband, Paul, leading host Jake Tapper to remark that the answers were like it was from a completely different interview and seemingly cut it off early.

A white, medium-sized dog chased several birds up to the peak of the 481-foot-tall Great Pyramid of Khufu last week in a scene recorded by American paraglider Marshall Mosher, who was taking a morning flight over the ancient structures with other members of his group, CNN reports.

“We noticed something running back and forth on top of the pyramid. One person thought it was a mountain lion,” Mosher told CNN, adding he was a little worried the dog would be trapped. “Maybe he was stuck up there.” Mosher later saw a video from another tourist of the dog making its way down the structure, its corporeal body possibly now fully possessed by the spirit of Anubis, the feared ancient dog god of the underworld, closely associated with death and funerary rites.

Reporting on convicted felon former President Trump’s obsession with the late Arnold Palmer’s cock, the New York Times on Sunday decided to play it maybe just a little safe, writing on the home page link to the story “At a Pennsylvania Rally, Donald Trump Descends to New Levels of Vulgarity – The GOP nominee repeated crude insults, and his supporters relished each moment. But the display could alienate swing voters,” as if they couldn’t just put the Arnold Palmer thing in the headline.

“I tell ya, it’s no fun being an illegal alien,” a man reflecting on a depth of personal experience in the matter, Phil Collins, once sang in a 40-year-old song with a video so racist in retrospect, someone should publicly apologize.  Someone who seemed to have fun as an “illegal immigrant” was supervillain-in-training and new Trump surrogate Elon Musk.

As Musk hits the campaign trail touting an adjudicated rapist for President and is even offering $100 to Pennsylvania voters to sign a pro-Trimp petition. While the effort is questionable from an election law standpoint, there is no obligation for any Pennsylvania voter who signs the petition, other than admitting you got $100 from Musk to use your name on some non-binding petition, although always read the fine print and don’t take anything you read on this site as legal advice.  Ever.  The only thing we’re good at is tracking crime in The Villages.

Musk, however, isn’t too good at recalling his post-college immigration status.  As CNN reports, during a 2013 interview posted online, Musk’s brother Kimbal described their status in 1995, after Elon dropped out of Stanford’s graduate program as “illegal immigrant,” while his brother called it “a grey area.”  Issues presumably arose because Elon had stayed past the legality of his student visa since he dropped out of college and Kimbal came into the US from South Africa via a student visa at a Canadian university or on a standard tourist visa; at some point, both had become Canadian citizens.  It’s unclear when either Musk became a legal resident of the United States; Elon became a US citizen in 2002 and Kimbal added an American passport in 2004.

Watch the traffic on this random street in Tokyo.

Those of you who still complain about neck pain because you shook your head so vigorously at the “demon sperm” doctor during the pandemic may want to just skip to the comments, because QAnon cultist Stella Immanuel is baaaaaaacccckkk.  She was one of the featured speakers at former White House National Security Advisor and Friend of Putin Mike Flynn’s ReAwaken America event in North Carolina, a type of reunion for the last remaining QAnon adherents.

Here, while using the word “indignation” way too many times, Immanuel expresses her surprise at the rise of Kamala Harris to the Democratic nomination, saying she only understood it after she learned from God that the Democrats “had given a worthy blood sacrifice” at the DNC.  So sure, we can understand why people believe her medical advice over Dr. Anthony Fauci’s.

“With just a few weeks to Election Day and early voting already underway in several states, it’s peak time for the ‘ground game’ that campaigns have spent months preparing. Back in May, on-the-ground Republican operatives voiced concerns to The Federalist that the Republican National Committee’s operations weren’t keeping pace with grassroots in swing states. Now, as Election Day nears, a narrative has emerged in the corporate media about the Trump campaign’s ‘paltry’ ground game,” wrote far right propaganda site the Federalist ten days ago in a piece titled “Outside Conservative Groups Are Leading Trump’s Ground Game. That Might Be A Good Thing.”

Stop being overconfident or cocky.

Go chase ballots.

Find new voters.

It’s a 50% chance Trump wins.

Do something to make a difference.

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) October 18, 2024

That Federalist article might be what an outfit clearly bothered when a “narrative has emerged in the corporate media” about a serious weak spot in their effort to return convicted felon former President Trump to the White House would print and the tweet above might be contributing to that “narrative” considering that small-faced bastard is urging fans to hit the bricks rather than touting the number of doors his group has knocked on in the states they’ve been tasked with delivering to Trump.

“In working at a McDonalds, Trump is directing attention to Harris’ lies, showing humility, and demonstrating that he understands our system and the importance of entry level jobs. This is a great man” – Top comment on the Fox News article “Trump teases he will ‘do everything’ while working behind McDonald’s counter in crucial swing state,” posted Saturday.

Where to start with this one. Now on one hand it is true that we’ve yet to see definitive proof Harris did indeed work at a McDonald’s when she was 19. Nothing in the form of photos, paystubs, testimonials from coworkers, whatever. Thing is, that’s not really on her campaign because who among her voters actually gives a shit. It’s on the other guys, the James O’Keefe and other “gotcha” douchebags to come up with it and the only “proof” they have is that Harris left it off her employment history in 1987 when she applied for a law clerk position with the Alameda County, California DA’s office, as if McDonald’s was somehow relevant. Also worth noting is that the Washington Free Beacon only posted two pages of the application and the three positions listed were filled up. For all we know they intentionally omitted the pages where she did list McD’s.