Seems like Team Harris is taking a page out of the Lincoln Project’s standard operating manual on how to play to an audience of one, as the above ad will be running nationally on Fox News and in the Palm Beach media market starting this morning, unsubtle dick joke from the 44th president and all.

A new national survey of registered voters by Marist College/NPR/PBS News finds Vice President Kamala Harris ahead of convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 48 percent in a full field of Russian-backed third-party candidates, a lead that rises to 51 to 48 percent among likely voters.

In favorability ratings Harris is 1 percent in the black at 47 to 46 favorable/unfavorable while Trump is 5 points underwater at 45 percent favorable to 50 unfavorable, while 52 percent of respondents think Harris, not Trump (47 percent), is the candidate who represents change. Identical shares believe Harris (52 percent) is more likely than Trump (47 percent) to care about regular Americans.

“Leon” Musk’s SpaceX on Tuesday successfully launched its first ever spacewalk mission, dubbed “Polaris Dawn” the rocket lifting off at 5:23 AM EDT from Cape Canaveral in Florida, CNN reports.

The mission, crewed by billionaire Jared Isaacman, former US Air Force pilot Scott “Kidd” Poteet, and SpaceX engineers Anna Menon and Sarah Gillis, is pretty fucking risky. To accomplish the spacewalk, the inside of the vessel will be exposed to vacuum – there’s not airlock on the Crew Dragon – a potential threat to oxygen supplies and possibly causing leaks of hazardous chemicals from the equipment within – if they can even lock the hatch again. There’s also the possibility that weather early next week may delay the return, and there’s only enough air for about seven days.

So yeah, good luck to these folks willingly putting their lives in the hands of a company run by a ketamine-brained maniac who thinks Haitian migrants are stealing cats and eating them.

Right wing radio host dickwad Hugh Hewitt’s Tuesday morning column at Fox News is more of the usual “expectations management” from MAGA world ahead of the big show in Philadelphia – which is to say he’s not at all managing expectations but simply pre-blaming ABC News’s moderating team of David Muir and Linsey Davis just in case it all goes to shit for his Orange Lord and Savior:

First off it’s “Bud Light” not “Bud Lite.” Second off what the fuck? Lol. Aren’t we in like nearly a decade into a MAGA jihad against Disney for being “woke” and full of “groomers” who would dare protest a draconian anti-LGBT law in Florida, cast a Black actress as the Little Mermaid, put a lesbian couple in the Buzz Lightyear movie, fired an actress from Star Wars: The Mandalorian for comparing Trump fans to Jewish victims of the Holocaust, and all sorts of other perceived affronts against conservatives large and small in between? What the hell is a “rigged” debate going to do to the relationship between Disney and the MAGA aggrieved that hasn’t already been done?

Wildlife officials in Colorado on Monday said their wolf reintroduction program has not exactly been a success since the Oregon-native canines they relocated to the area have been a bit of a problem for area cattle and sheep, and they’re going to need to relocate them again, the AP reports.

“It was a very, very unique situation right out of the gate and it demanded a unique response and part of that is making sure the pups in particular have a second chance in the wild,” Colorado Parks and Wildlife Director Jeff Davis said at a Monday news conference on the Copper Creek area wolfpack’s upcoming move to some part of the state where there aren’t so many farm animals.

North Korea’s petulant, porcine corpulent despot Kim Jong-un vowed that his poverty-ridden country will make his nuclear force “fully ready for combat” as defense analysts say his military may test launch of a new missiles that could threaten the West Coast, Politico reports, and of course, the tests would happen just before the US election in November in an attempt to boost his self-proclaimed lover Donald Trump.

Kim promised North Korea would “redouble its measures and efforts to make all the armed forces of the state including the nuclear force fully ready for combat.”  He’s having a temper tantrum after the United States and South Korea signed an agreement to augment South Korean defenses with US nuclear forces if it becomes necessary to defend against a threatened North Korean nuclear attack.

“We had $1.89 gas under Donald Trump.  It cost me $130 to fill up my SUV two days ago,” anchor baby Eric Trump whines.  “People can’t afford life anymore […]”

We’d like to remind our learned audience that the Trump Administration achieved cheap gas prices by tanking the entire national economy during the pandemic to the point that demand for gas was so how [“How low was it?”]… It was so low producers were paying customers to take oil, resulting in negative oil prices.

In Rachel Maddow’s new documentary, “From Russia With Lev” which will premiere Friday, hair dye drip model Rudy Giuliani’s pal Lev Parnas sits down with Hunter Biden–literally face to face in the same room–and admits that he got records from disgraced journalist John Solomon, who reportedly got them from FBI agents who secretly subpoenaed them during the Trump administration.

After Hunter noted that his bank records weren’t on a computer, Parnas explains, “I got an e-mail from John Solomon that said that his friend at the FBI got your records.  I don’t know where, how, what.”  Putting it together, Hunter details, “So the FBI got my records under a secret subpoena under the Trump Administration and then handed the to John Solomon and then Rudy Giuliani re-circulates the back into the DOJ and onto me.”

According to a clip shown on Maddow’s MSNBC show, Parnas says, “John Solomon, him and Sean Hannity and Fox had a whole system” to obtain, promote and disseminate dirt on Democrats.

Like Sisyphus and the rock, Democrats continue to try to sprout a modicum of ethics on the Supreme Court, this time after an e-mail from Justice Clarence Thomas’s wife, Ginni, to a conservative “religious liberty” astroturf group praising the organization’s recent efforts to block ethics requirements, ABC News reports.

“YOU GUYS HAVE FILLED THE SAILS OF MANY JUDGES. CAN I JUST TELL YOU, THANK YOU SO, SO, SO MUCH,” Ginni Thomas reportedly wrote in an e-mail to First Liberty Institute’s leadership after the group moved to block potential ethics enforcement for the Court.

“The reported comments by Ginni Thomas are deeply problematic,” Senate Judiciary Committee Chair Dick Durbin said in a statement. “She’s testified before Congress that she and Justice Thomas do not discuss each other’s work. That defense now rings hollow. Whether she’s inflating her knowledge of judges’ views on ethics reform or telling the truth, her apparent comments on behalf of judicial officers create a clear appearance of impropriety for Justice Thomas.”

For obvious reasons, the pre-game coverage of Tuesday night’s showdown between Vice President Kamala Harris and convicted felon former President Trump has reached a saturation point, almost to the level where you’d think it was the election itself. In some ways it might as well be the election itself given the potential impact. That by now it’s rote to point out that the last debate was so significant that it led to a change of candidate for the Dems does not make it any less true.

The reporting ahead of it hasn’t been terribly interesting however. Above you see Trump claiming it’s going to be rigged because that’s what he always does as a fallback option, and per usual it’s a weak premise from asshole propagandist John Solomon. The “scoopy” stuff isn’t all that electrifying either: We’ve got Axios picking up that Trump’s campaign manager Chris LaCivita told the House GOP to expect a “fine” performance from the Orange God Emperor. That could mean “meh” but we don’t know because the report didn’t elaborate further. “I think – I pray – he can be disciplined,” said Republican strategist Trish McLaughlin to Politico in a story printed Saturday. The Guardian on Monday reported that Team Orange know everything rides on whether they get “happy Trump” or “angry Trump.” Their August 29th story from inside Mar-a-Lago was better. A Trump minion told the New York Times that they’re worried that if Donald tries to stay on his best behavior then he could overdo it and come across as “low energy.” In the same piece Donald also told his minions “I’m not going to let her do to me what she did to Mike,” as in Mike Pence. The fat bastard also came pretty close to dropping out, but “concluded that the downsides of skipping the debate – especially the appearance of weakness – outweighed his concerns about attending.” CNN reports Trump is going to zero in on “flip-flopping,” with one sycophant saying “We want to keep him steered toward hitting her record, that she is just as responsible for the Biden administration’s failed policies as Biden is.”

Jessica Leeds, the woman whom convicted felon former President Trump on Friday said “would not have been the chosen one,” in response to her accusations that he groped her on a flight back in the 1970s, told reporters Monday he’s considering a defamation lawsuit against the fat fuck over his claims that he never met her and all the other crazy shit he said last week, Insider reports.

“US citizens come last in Kamala’s America. The latest instance comes in Springfield, Ohio – where residents have been left in terror as migrants overtake the once-quiet city. After 20,000 Haitian migrants were dumped in the city, unvetted, via one of the Harris-Biden administration’s unilateral mass relocation schemes, residents have become guests in their own homes: A 45-year resident and her elderly husband have been driven from their home by migrants squatting on their property: ‘I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard screaming at me, throwing mattresses… I weigh 95 pounds. I couldn’t defend myself if I had to,'” says a Trump campaign statement.

“Migrants have reportedly been caught ‘decapitating ducks” and hunting geese and other livestock in public parks — and even kidnapping residents’ pets – then eating them… Border Czar Kamala has abused immigration law to import hundreds of thousands of migrants from third-world countries directly into US communities — a mass relocation scheme that has cost countless American citizens their safety, their livelihoods, and even their lives. It’s all coming to your city if Kamala Harris is elected in November. It doesn’t have to be this way. Beginning on day one, President Trump will begin the largest mass deportation operation in US history – because he’ll always put America, and Americans, FIRST,” the statement continued and is Trump going to be able to avoid this on Tuesday?

Norfolk Southern CEO Alan Shaw will likely depart from the job this week after a board investigation found that the railroad exec has been railing an employee, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The identity of the employee whom Shaw was parking his little choo-choo inside of was not disclosed to the Journal, but it’s quite possible her name was Dinah, which made it fun for coworkers to sing “I’ve been working on the railroad” but with the other verse changed to “Someone’s at the motel with Dinah, someone’s at the motel I know-oh-oh-oh” while at their desks in the office.

Tough break for Shaw to survive that whole clusterfuck with the East Palestine derailment and the ongoing federal probe only to be caught probing Dinah or whatever the hell her (?) actual name is.

A new Quinnipiac University survey of likely voters in North Carolina finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 percent, same as a SurveyUSA poll of the state put out just hours earlier on Monday. In better news for Trump, Quinnipiac separately found the fat fuck leading Harris in Georgia 49 to 45 percent among likely Peach State voters.

In the gubernatorial race, Dem Attorney General Josh Stein receives 51 percent support to obese right wing psychopath porn addict Republican Lt Governor Mark Robinson’s 41 percent support, Libertarian Party candidate Mike Ross receives 2 percent support, and Green Party candidate Wayne Turner and Constitution Party candidate Vinny Smith each receive 1 percent support.

Finally Morning Consult finds Harris leading Trump 49 to 46 among likely voters nationally and by the same margin in the Blue Wall states of Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, while they’re tied at 48 each in Georgia, Nevada, and North Carolina. Trump leads Harris 49 to 47 in Arizona.

Michigan’s state Supreme Court on Monday overturned an intermediate appellate court ruling removing brainwormed independent candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr from the ballot.

As for the other two swing states where Bobby’s trying to get off: Wisconsin is still TBD but not terribly likely to succeed, in North Carolina an appellate court did order election officials to remove him – this is where he actually had a weaker case because the absentee ballots were already being printed and just about to be mailed out – but we’ll see where the state Supreme Court lands on this.

God asked for his voice stand-in back on Monday morning, as iconic actor James Earl Jones passed away at the age of 93 at his home in Dutchess County, New York, Deadline reports.

A new SurveyUSA/WRAL poll of North Carolina voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 percent, a marginal improvement from the 1 percent lead the same pollster found August 22nd. The gubernatorial race numbers were either not polled or – much more likely – were held for a later article to be printed separately.

Harris had a +4 favorability rating overall – with 50 percent viewing her favorably and 46 percent viewing her unfavorably. Minnesota Gov Tim Walz, had a +5 favorability rating, with 40 percent viewing him favorably, 35 percent viewing him unfavorably and the rest not having an opinion.

Trump had a negative 9 favorability rating overall – with 44 percent viewing him favorably and 53 percent viewing him unfavorably. Running mate JD Vance is 6 percent underwater, with 35 percent viewing him favorably, 41 percent viewing him unfavorably and the rest not having an opinion.

An unidentified Florence, South Carolina man knew it was one green mamba, two gaboon vipers, one fer-de-lace, one death adder, one eastern diamondback rattlesnake, two black forest cobras, two adult rattlesnakes (species unknown), two neotropical rattlesnakes, one small rattlesnake (species unknown), and one inland taipan when he took them in, and one of them bit him, according to WBTW, citing a police report. He knew they were venomous but he took them in anyway.

Cops took the snakes and two cats too. The man was hospitalized but his condition was unknown.

“The Justice Department announced today that Dallas Humber, 34, of Elk Grove, California, and Matthew Allison, 37, of Boise, Idaho – leaders of the Terrorgram Collective, a transnational terrorist group – were charged with a 15-count indictment for soliciting hate crimes, soliciting the murder of federal officials, and conspiring to provide material support to terrorists. Humber and Allison were arrested on Friday by law enforcement officials. According to the indictment, which was unsealed today, Humber and Allison are the leaders of the Terrorgram Collective, a transnational terrorist group that operates on the digital messaging platform Telegram, where it promotes white supremacist accelerationism: an ideology centered on the belief that the white race is superior; that society is irreparably corrupt and cannot be saved by political action; and that violence and terrorism are necessary to ignite a race war and accelerate the collapse of the government and the rise of a white ethnostate,” says a Justice Department press release posted Monday.

“The indictment alleges that Humber and Allison, as leaders of the Terrorgram Collective, contributed to and disseminated several videos and publications that provide specific advice for carrying out crimes, celebrate white supremacist attacks, and provide a hit list of ‘high-value targets’ for assassination. The hit list included US federal, state, and local officials, as well as leaders of private companies and non-governmental organizations, many of whom were targeted because of race, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, or gender identity. Humber and Allison are alleged to have operated Terrorgram channels and group chats, where they solicited Terrorgram users to commit attacks in order to achieve Terrorgram’s goals of accelerationism and white supremacy and provided instructions and guidance to equip Terrorgram users to carry out those attacks.”