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Fuhrer punishes European allies for defending Greenland from his mental instability, says he’s suing JP Morgan Chase in two weeks

4 hours ago

“Still paying $5 for Oreos”

5 hours ago

Reich opens criminal investigations into Walz and Frey

21 hours ago

Orange God Emperor already in fucking Florida: Live video

23 hours ago

McMahon TACOs out federal student loan default bloodsucking

1 day ago

McLaughlin offended CNN would listen to some woke doctors’ opinions on standard internal bleeding treatment procedures

1 day ago

TACO man keeps talking shit while not doing shit in Minnesota

1 day ago

Marist poll finds Trump’s approval numbers still utter shit

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot finally unveils concept of a plan

1 day ago

Mike Johnson forced to fly commercial to London

1 day ago

Brooklyn FC signs power shooter Mangione

1 day ago

Rendered unto Caesar

1 day ago

Wall Street Journal prints pro-John Cougar Mellencamp advertorial

1 day ago

Regime insiders push for “recalibrating” of relentless ICE brutality

1 day ago

Newsmax reports homo secularists defy Christian warrior king

1 day ago

Orange Baby confirms he got his participation Nobel Peace Prize

2 days ago

North Carolina meth delivery guy arrested for address mix-up

2 days ago

Machado says she gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Florida Panthers hamberder party at White House

2 days ago

NJ AG accuses MAGA ex-mayor of ordering Black drivers stopped

2 days ago

NASA still not saying what the hell happened with astronauts

2 days ago

More throbbing insurr-erections

2 days ago

Netanyahu pleads with Trump not to attack Iran

2 days ago

Crew of armed robbers takes high stakes card game in Manhattan

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline kackles killmongerously

2 days ago

“When you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election”

2 days ago

Multiple shot at Atlanta warming shelter

2 days ago

Raging insurr-erections everywhere

2 days ago

“Stop proposing this populist shit”

2 days ago

Federal prosecutors charge 20 in NCAA basketball rigging scam

2 days ago

MAGA Congressman struggles to explain regime’s ICE narrative

2 days ago

Fat Hitler threatens to impose Insurrection Act on Minnesota

2 days ago

Obamacare deal on verge of collapse in Senate

2 days ago

Incel outraged

2 days ago

Republican mayor’s pants-less city hall sex romp subject of lawsuit

2 days ago

Donald insecure about Shah Jr

2 days ago

“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!” Bondi claims she told Minnesota prosecutors who definitely quit in disgust with her malevolence

3 days ago

Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

3 days ago

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

3 days ago

Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

3 days ago

Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

3 days ago

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

3 days ago

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

3 days ago

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

3 days ago

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

3 days ago

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

3 days ago

UAW backs Trump heckler

3 days ago

Majority say ICE makes American cities less safe: CNN poll

3 days ago

CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

3 days ago

“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

3 days ago

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