Colbert and the Smashmouth concert from Sturgis

On #LSSC tonight: Smash Mouth remixed their biggest hit when they performed at Sturgis. pic.twitter.com/fyjmsZiUSm

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) August 12, 2020

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