Have I mentioned there ain't no troll like a Lincoln Project troll?

Poor Nikki Haley.

Cant sleep. I'm tossing and turning thinking about how Nikki Haley's out of popcorn.

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 12, 2020

Supreme Court rules Trump regime’s Illinois deployment unlawful

Blue Christmas in Los Angeles: Flood warnings prompt mass evacs

Former Trump-supporting Epstein survivor now says impeach him

Russell Brand hit with superseding charges for rape, assault

EA shareholders approve Bonesaw’s buyout

Ben Sasse hasn’t replied yet

Feds found Trump had flown on Lolita Express more times than publicly known, witness said Donald raped victim in 1995

“Our President Also Shares Our Love of Young, Nubile Girls”

Regime DOJ a little thick on the “Trump is innocent” line

Steve Bannon may have taken pic of Trump and Maxwell

Taliban kill five cops in northern Pakistan

New York Times now a “serious threat to National Security,” lol

Iranians hang yet another man convicted of spying for Israel

WATCH LIVE: Don and Pete’s unveil “Trump-class battleships”

Bill Clinton tells Trump DOJ to dump EVERYTHING pic of him

Orthodox Israeli draft dodgers block traffic to protest against the possibility of maybe having to fight in country’s endless wars

Trump can at least say he’s more popular than Schumer

K$H using taxpayer cash to outfit custom armored BMW X5s

George Conway files to run in NY-12 Dem primary

“Well THEY did it first” now a political talking point

Dems 45 – GOP 38 on generic ballot: Trump pollster Fabrizio

Schumer first to get ball rolling on Epstein files litigation

Kushner’s fantasy Gaza redevelopment plan not unrealistic enough

Wind turbines interfere with radar something: Regime

Denmark summons US ambassador over Trump Greenland fuckery

Bernie to ceremonially swear Mamdani in to office

Mike Johnson threatens Americans with a good time

Regime wehrmacht plans “major” announcement from Palm Beach

Russian general gets exploded in Moscow

Grindr is a friggin grind

WHOA: Charlamagne Tha God sits down with ABC’s Jon Karl

Todd Blanche fucks up kinda badly

Stefanik quit after Trump refused to endorse her

WATCH LIVE: TPUSA drama continues

US Navy seizes non-sanctioned Venezuelan oil tanker

“They aren’t motivated by fear or anger”

Joran Van Der Sloot nearly Epsteined in Peruvian prison

WATCH LIVE: Fat Elvis performs for dwindling audience

Santanic cult raids Montreal supermarket

Siskel and Ebert Massie and Khanna give it two thumbs down

Might’ve been better for Elise if Trump just didn’t post anything

President of peace bombs Syria

LIVE UPDATES: Merry Epsteinmas!

STEFANIK QUITS GOV RACE AND 2026 REELECTION LOL

Wyoming Senator too “exhausted” to run for reelection in 2026

Thanks for saving the koala, but also kind of no thanks, asshole

South Carolina pastor indicted after driving young wife to suicide

WATCH LIVE: Trump holds up some bullshit shiny object to distract from imminent release of all the dirt on his dead ex-bestie Jeff

Dems already threatening lawsuits over Blanche’s weaseling

Top DOD lawyer told JCOS chair to try retiring if issued illegal order