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The Blue Revenge, Part I: A selection of Hill Disqus MAGA troll comments predicting or guaranteeing four more years of Trump

Marvel at the boundless hubris and foolish intemperance of the MAGA trolls of The Hill. Click on any part of these comments below to open up in a new tab to view the comment in context. This is part one of many to celebrate America’s victory over the MAGA Reich’s internet stormtroopers.

CS Lewis Jr. • 6 months ago
Trump is getting reelected. You are a fool and a loser who voted for a rapist with mush for brains. This is 100% the fault of sexist losers like you.
Thu, 5/14/2020 4:16 PM on ‘Burr decision sends shock waves through Senate’

ThatsAFact • 2 months ago
Trump has already won and idiot liberals haven’t even figured it out yet.
Tue, 9/1/2020 9:11 PM on ‘Pro-Trump group poll: Voters prioritizing economy, have shifting views on protests’

Pitbulls LiL Brother • 10 days ago
The landslide victory will make history with Trump winning it. Keep the corrupt Joe Biden out of office for good. Somebody has to do it might as well be the American people.
Thu, 10/29/2020 8:11 AM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

RA • 3 months ago
You know as well as I do Trump will win re-election, the antics of your side insure it. Hands up don’t shoot we’re only here to burn and loot.
Fri, 8/14/2020 2:48 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Attila • 11 days ago
I have had no doubt over President Trump’s re-election victory, ever. The corrupt, colluding, dishonest, racist and LYING Liberal Media-Allies of the Democrat have 0 credibility. They will further diminish their already diminished influence on society once they are proven WRONG again next week, just like in 2016.
Wed, 10/28/2020 6:57 PM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

HypocriticalLibs • 23 days ago
Cannot wait !! Cause Trump is going to win in an electoral LANDSLIDE. Gitmo cleared out, waiting for the Demdegenerates!! Gonna be MAGA fun!!
Fri, 10/16/2020 11:53 AM on ‘Bruce Springsteen: I’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins’

MaryWaterton • 7 months ago
Senile Joe Biden will never be president.
Sun, 4/19/2020 2:18 PM on ‘President Trump and Republicans may be in trouble this November’

Don’t Sniff Me, Joe! • 7 months ago
It’s 2016 all over again!
Wed, 4/22/2020 2:49 PM on ‘Poll: Biden leads Trump by 4 points in Florida’

Reasonable • 7 months ago
Trump wins re-election. No stopping it.
Sun, 4/19/2020 9:43 AM on ‘Poll: Majority of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of coronavirus outbreak’

Desilusionado [LP] • 8 months ago
Trump is rolling towards a November landslide.
All of you Liberals here are wasting time voting for your Commiecrat contender.
Tue, 2/25/2020 10:18 AM on ‘Trump doctor hid cauliflower in mashed potatoes to improve diet: report’

Triggered?Good • 8 months ago
Every single day he is busy at work dismantling the sordid, wretched, statist edifice created by the godless left over decades. America is booming and resurgent because of it. And we will reward this historical president with the greatest landslide victory in American history in November. Bank on it.
Wed, 3/4/2020 9:17 AM on ‘Trump criticizes Sessions after Alabama Senate primary heads to a runoff’

publius • 3 months ago
Democrats are too busy looting and blocking roadways to vote.
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:57 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Danny Gilmore • 9 months ago
You pathetic foulmouthed socialist punks better wake up to reality, Trump will win by a landslide so locate your safespaces now.
Sat, 2/8/2020 9:41 PM on ‘Republicans sense momentum after impeachment win’

CSFurious • 2 months ago
You will have something to do until 2024 because Trump will be reelected. Joe Hiden’ is going to lose really bad.
Fri, 9/4/2020 2:28 PM on ‘Biden: QAnon believers should get a mental health check’

booboo • 25 days ago
I heard Hillary won in a historic landslide
How has her Presidency been?
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:34 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

One Other Person Is Typing… • 25 days ago
Watch the rallies not the polls…
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:44 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

Red Tide • 3 months ago
The only thing Dems will win in November is an orange jump suit.
Fri, 8/14/2020 3:21 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Dick Slater • 3 months ago
More fake! Real Americans see the lawlessness and the Fake Everything the Libs have done in the last five years. It’s over for The Dems! Landslide Trump!
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:38 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Have fun, and by all means please let me know which trolls/articles/threads you suggest for future installments – I have more than enough material to work from too though. There are literally millions of comments like this, lol.

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New York Post reports Trump to completely defeat Tren de Aragua gang but then the daydream ended and a cold reality sank in

17 hours ago

MAGA Senators still fine-tuning Hegseth defenses

21 hours ago

NASA developing phone-sized aquatic probes to explore Europa

23 hours ago

Venezuelan forces lay siege to Argentinian embassy in Caracas

1 day ago

Fox News reports wokeness ruining country music industry

2 days ago

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte says she’s ordered assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos immediately if/when she is killed

2 days ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

2 days ago

Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

2 days ago

We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

2 days ago

Hedge fund manager going to play with a lot more people’s money

3 days ago

Maine Republican declared winner of election for state seat by one vote after being arrested for choking wife in October

3 days ago

Canadian Clustertruck captain convicted

3 days ago

Top German conservative activist dies at 96

3 days ago

Guy who can’t get webcasts to work interested in buying MSNBC

3 days ago

Texas Supreme Court gets Ken Paxton out of a jam

3 days ago

Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

3 days ago

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

3 days ago

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

3 days ago

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

3 days ago

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

3 days ago

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

3 days ago

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

3 days ago

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

4 days ago

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

4 days ago

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

4 days ago

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

4 days ago

MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

4 days ago

Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

4 days ago

Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

4 days ago

ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

4 days ago

Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

4 days ago

Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

4 days ago

Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

4 days ago

House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

5 days ago

Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

5 days ago

Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

5 days ago

House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

5 days ago

Elon Musk got a lot done today

5 days ago

Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

5 days ago

Laken Riley’s killer convicted

5 days ago

Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

5 days ago

Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

5 days ago

Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

5 days ago

Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

5 days ago

Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

5 days ago

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

5 days ago

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

5 days ago

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

5 days ago

Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

5 days ago

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

5 days ago

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