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The Blue Revenge, Part I: A selection of Hill Disqus MAGA troll comments predicting or guaranteeing four more years of Trump

Marvel at the boundless hubris and foolish intemperance of the MAGA trolls of The Hill. Click on any part of these comments below to open up in a new tab to view the comment in context. This is part one of many to celebrate America’s victory over the MAGA Reich’s internet stormtroopers.

CS Lewis Jr. • 6 months ago
Trump is getting reelected. You are a fool and a loser who voted for a rapist with mush for brains. This is 100% the fault of sexist losers like you.
Thu, 5/14/2020 4:16 PM on ‘Burr decision sends shock waves through Senate’

ThatsAFact • 2 months ago
Trump has already won and idiot liberals haven’t even figured it out yet.
Tue, 9/1/2020 9:11 PM on ‘Pro-Trump group poll: Voters prioritizing economy, have shifting views on protests’

Pitbulls LiL Brother • 10 days ago
The landslide victory will make history with Trump winning it. Keep the corrupt Joe Biden out of office for good. Somebody has to do it might as well be the American people.
Thu, 10/29/2020 8:11 AM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

RA • 3 months ago
You know as well as I do Trump will win re-election, the antics of your side insure it. Hands up don’t shoot we’re only here to burn and loot.
Fri, 8/14/2020 2:48 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Attila • 11 days ago
I have had no doubt over President Trump’s re-election victory, ever. The corrupt, colluding, dishonest, racist and LYING Liberal Media-Allies of the Democrat have 0 credibility. They will further diminish their already diminished influence on society once they are proven WRONG again next week, just like in 2016.
Wed, 10/28/2020 6:57 PM on ‘Don’t believe the polls — Trump is winning’

HypocriticalLibs • 23 days ago
Cannot wait !! Cause Trump is going to win in an electoral LANDSLIDE. Gitmo cleared out, waiting for the Demdegenerates!! Gonna be MAGA fun!!
Fri, 10/16/2020 11:53 AM on ‘Bruce Springsteen: I’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins’

MaryWaterton • 7 months ago
Senile Joe Biden will never be president.
Sun, 4/19/2020 2:18 PM on ‘President Trump and Republicans may be in trouble this November’

Don’t Sniff Me, Joe! • 7 months ago
It’s 2016 all over again!
Wed, 4/22/2020 2:49 PM on ‘Poll: Biden leads Trump by 4 points in Florida’

Reasonable • 7 months ago
Trump wins re-election. No stopping it.
Sun, 4/19/2020 9:43 AM on ‘Poll: Majority of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of coronavirus outbreak’

Desilusionado [LP] • 8 months ago
Trump is rolling towards a November landslide.
All of you Liberals here are wasting time voting for your Commiecrat contender.
Tue, 2/25/2020 10:18 AM on ‘Trump doctor hid cauliflower in mashed potatoes to improve diet: report’

Triggered?Good • 8 months ago
Every single day he is busy at work dismantling the sordid, wretched, statist edifice created by the godless left over decades. America is booming and resurgent because of it. And we will reward this historical president with the greatest landslide victory in American history in November. Bank on it.
Wed, 3/4/2020 9:17 AM on ‘Trump criticizes Sessions after Alabama Senate primary heads to a runoff’

publius • 3 months ago
Democrats are too busy looting and blocking roadways to vote.
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:57 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Danny Gilmore • 9 months ago
You pathetic foulmouthed socialist punks better wake up to reality, Trump will win by a landslide so locate your safespaces now.
Sat, 2/8/2020 9:41 PM on ‘Republicans sense momentum after impeachment win’

CSFurious • 2 months ago
You will have something to do until 2024 because Trump will be reelected. Joe Hiden’ is going to lose really bad.
Fri, 9/4/2020 2:28 PM on ‘Biden: QAnon believers should get a mental health check’

booboo • 25 days ago
I heard Hillary won in a historic landslide
How has her Presidency been?
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:34 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

One Other Person Is Typing… • 25 days ago
Watch the rallies not the polls…
Wed, 10/14/2020 2:44 PM on ‘Biden up by 7 points in Georgia: survey’

Red Tide • 3 months ago
The only thing Dems will win in November is an orange jump suit.
Fri, 8/14/2020 3:21 PM on ‘Has Congress captured Russia policy?’

Dick Slater • 3 months ago
More fake! Real Americans see the lawlessness and the Fake Everything the Libs have done in the last five years. It’s over for The Dems! Landslide Trump!
Tue, 8/11/2020 2:38 PM on ‘Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Wisconsin: poll’

Have fun, and by all means please let me know which trolls/articles/threads you suggest for future installments – I have more than enough material to work from too though. There are literally millions of comments like this, lol.

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51 minutes ago

Justice Department investigating Iranian transactions by company owned by crypto money laundering Trump partner/pardonee

1 hour ago

Joe Rogan magically an uniformed shitbrain again, per Mark Levin

2 hours ago

Surplus Budweiser clydesdale turned Providence cop’s watch ends

2 hours ago

“They’ve been careful not to express that directly to the president”

3 hours ago

Reptilian humanoid seems to want to tell CNN to secure Hormuz

3 hours ago

Iowa man had been under the impression that Trump would tell the gasoline pumps to be his always happy, super-nice friends again

4 hours ago

“Democrats have major problems, too”

5 hours ago

Senator Fanboy needs new “Stop the Steal” material

5 hours ago

Pam Bondi moves to DC-area military base

6 hours ago

Andrew no longer has Middle East “escape hatch”

7 hours ago

He was talking about all those other poor people, MAGA voters

19 hours ago

South Dakota super-bans Don Lemonist terror attacks on churches

19 hours ago

“Seems like some people are rooting for high gas prices”

20 hours ago

Orange Karen warns the Iran manager against any funny business

21 hours ago

Fishing fest fuckery foiled

21 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Operation Karoline Fury

22 hours ago

Only “TRUMP” CAN eradicate invasive Asian fish from Great Lakes

22 hours ago

Energy Suckretary deletes tweet claiming Hormuz tanker escort

23 hours ago

“Fact Check: Photos of Bill Clinton with Stephen Hawking in princess costume aren’t real. We have the proof”: Snopes headline

23 hours ago

“Transgender mutilation surgery” worked into midterms pitch

24 hours ago

Southern Caucasian gets 20 years for shooting dollar store clerk

24 hours ago

Voting Republican costs New Jersey town’s taxpayers $1.1 million

1 day ago

House GOP looking to gut Medicaid even further

1 day ago

Capitol rioter caught pre-planning statutory rape

1 day ago

“Eagle Ed” facing disbarment in DC

1 day ago

DNC sues Regime for election day deployment plans

1 day ago

MAGA Land determined as ever to leave lib shitposters flustered

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants roused from hangover

1 day ago

Property Brothers convicted of sex trafficking

1 day ago

Fox News reports their God-Titan still has capacity to threaten

1 day ago

Trump using Texas primary to leverage Senate on SAVE act

1 day ago

Alexander Butterfield has died

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat liar propagates more bullshit

2 days ago

Orange Overlord wants to unalive new Ayatollah and end war

2 days ago

WHOA 2028 BUZZ ALERT! Stephen A Smith now NOT running!

2 days ago

Gas up 66 cents/gallon in Indiana over the last 10 days

2 days ago

OSU president quits over ambiguously “inappropriate relationship”

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee makes rare appearance amid humiliation

2 days ago

FIFA Peace Prize winner also an expert on soccer geopolitics

2 days ago

Hah! Good one Eric!

2 days ago

US intel concludes US bombed Iranian girls elementary school

2 days ago

Pawn Stars dickbag needs $18,000 after Mexico motorcycle crash

2 days ago

“SHOW SOME GUTS”

2 days ago

Supreme Court screws GOP by dawdling on VRA decision

2 days ago

Higher gas prices are patriotic

3 days ago

Fox News blatantly lies to audience to spare Trump outrage

3 days ago

Not like Trump was signing any bills anyway, but…

3 days ago

Movie Night Saturday: Dante’s Peak

4 days ago

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