Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Fucking idiot accuses Marge Brennan of “doxxing” Jonathan Ross

22 minutes ago

Reich readies 1,500 active duty troops to Minneapolis deployment

4 hours ago

Movie Night Saturday: Meet The Parents

1 day ago

Fuhrer punishes European allies for defending Greenland from his mental instability, says he’s suing JP Morgan Chase in two weeks

1 day ago

“Still paying $5 for Oreos”

1 day ago

Reich opens criminal investigations into Walz and Frey

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor already in fucking Florida: Live video

2 days ago

McMahon TACOs out federal student loan default bloodsucking

2 days ago

McLaughlin offended CNN would listen to some woke doctors’ opinions on standard internal bleeding treatment procedures

2 days ago

TACO man keeps talking shit while not doing shit in Minnesota

2 days ago

Marist poll finds Trump’s approval numbers still utter shit

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot finally unveils concept of a plan

2 days ago

Mike Johnson forced to fly commercial to London

2 days ago

Brooklyn FC signs power shooter Mangione

2 days ago

Rendered unto Caesar

2 days ago

Wall Street Journal prints pro-John Cougar Mellencamp advertorial

2 days ago

Regime insiders push for “recalibrating” of relentless ICE brutality

2 days ago

Newsmax reports homo secularists defy Christian warrior king

2 days ago

Orange Baby confirms he got his participation Nobel Peace Prize

3 days ago

North Carolina meth delivery guy arrested for address mix-up

3 days ago

Machado says she gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Florida Panthers hamberder party at White House

3 days ago

NJ AG accuses MAGA ex-mayor of ordering Black drivers stopped

3 days ago

NASA still not saying what the hell happened with astronauts

3 days ago

More throbbing insurr-erections

3 days ago

Netanyahu pleads with Trump not to attack Iran

3 days ago

Crew of armed robbers takes high stakes card game in Manhattan

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline kackles killmongerously

3 days ago

“When you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election”

3 days ago

Multiple shot at Atlanta warming shelter

3 days ago

Raging insurr-erections everywhere

3 days ago

“Stop proposing this populist shit”

3 days ago

Federal prosecutors charge 20 in NCAA basketball rigging scam

3 days ago

MAGA Congressman struggles to explain regime’s ICE narrative

3 days ago

Fat Hitler threatens to impose Insurrection Act on Minnesota

3 days ago

Obamacare deal on verge of collapse in Senate

3 days ago

Incel outraged

3 days ago

Republican mayor’s pants-less city hall sex romp subject of lawsuit

3 days ago

Donald insecure about Shah Jr

3 days ago

“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!” Bondi claims she told Minnesota prosecutors who definitely quit in disgust with her malevolence

4 days ago

Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

4 days ago

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

4 days ago

Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

4 days ago

Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

4 days ago

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

4 days ago

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

4 days ago

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

4 days ago

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

4 days ago

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

4 days ago

UAW backs Trump heckler

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x