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McLaughlin offended CNN would listen to some woke doctors’ opinions on standard internal bleeding treatment procedures

2 hours ago

TACO man keeps talking shit while not doing shit in Minnesota

3 hours ago

Marist poll finds Trump’s approval numbers still utter shit

4 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot finally unveils concept of a plan

4 hours ago

Mike Johnson forced to fly commercial to London

5 hours ago

Brooklyn FC signs power shooter Mangione

5 hours ago

Rendered unto Caesar

6 hours ago

Wall Street Journal prints pro-John Cougar Mellencamp advertorial

7 hours ago

Regime insiders push for “recalibrating” of relentless ICE brutality

8 hours ago

Newsmax reports homo secularists defy Christian warrior king

9 hours ago

Orange Baby confirms he got his participation Nobel Peace Prize

19 hours ago

North Carolina meth delivery guy arrested for address mix-up

21 hours ago

Machado says she gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal

22 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Florida Panthers hamberder party at White House

22 hours ago

NJ AG accuses MAGA ex-mayor of ordering Black drivers stopped

23 hours ago

NASA still not saying what the hell happened with astronauts

23 hours ago

More throbbing insurr-erections

24 hours ago

Netanyahu pleads with Trump not to attack Iran

24 hours ago

Crew of armed robbers takes high stakes card game in Manhattan

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline kackles killmongerously

1 day ago

“When you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election”

1 day ago

Multiple shot at Atlanta warming shelter

1 day ago

Raging insurr-erections everywhere

1 day ago

“Stop proposing this populist shit”

1 day ago

Federal prosecutors charge 20 in NCAA basketball rigging scam

1 day ago

MAGA Congressman struggles to explain regime’s ICE narrative

1 day ago

Fat Hitler threatens to impose Insurrection Act on Minnesota

1 day ago

Obamacare deal on verge of collapse in Senate

1 day ago

Incel outraged

1 day ago

Republican mayor’s pants-less city hall sex romp subject of lawsuit

1 day ago

Donald insecure about Shah Jr

1 day ago

“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!” Bondi claims she told Minnesota prosecutors who definitely quit in disgust with her malevolence

2 days ago

Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

2 days ago

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

2 days ago

Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

2 days ago

Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

2 days ago

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

2 days ago

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

2 days ago

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

2 days ago

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

2 days ago

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

2 days ago

UAW backs Trump heckler

2 days ago

Majority say ICE makes American cities less safe: CNN poll

2 days ago

CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

2 days ago

“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

2 days ago

Trump heckler suspended from job at Ford plant

2 days ago

They keep saying this shit about Ross firing in “self-defense”

2 days ago

Fossil mayor’s skeleton found

2 days ago

FBI raids Washington Post reporter’s home

2 days ago

Minneapolis mayor skates circles around Fox Newsworm

2 days ago

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