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Half-term governor got COVID, world yawns

Half-term governor and GOP flash in the pan Sarah Palin announced that she and other members of her family tested positive for the coronavirus and had a variety of “bizarre” symptoms, as if people still cared about her.

According to People magazine, Palin was shocked she could get the virus because apparently she thought she was blessed by God or somesuch nonsense so she was too good to get infected.  “My case is perhaps one of those that proves anyone can catch this,” she told the gossip magazine.

“I strongly encourage everyone to use common sense to avoid spreading this and every other virus out there,” she says in her statement. “There are more viruses than there are stars in the sky, meaning we’ll never avoid every source of illness or danger … But please be vigilant, don’t be frightened, and I advise reprioritizing some personal time and resources to ensure as healthy a lifestyle as you can create so when viruses do hit, you have at least some armor to fight it.”

No word if she could see Wuhan from her house.

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