Joe Biden’s corrupt son Hunter Biden released a memoir, but the book misses descriptions about a lot of the important things he did in the last ten years, omissions likely due to memory blackouts due to all the drugs he did.
According to the Washington Post, an unreliable member of the Fake News, the younger Biden claims without evidence that he didn’t do anything wrong, but that he would not put himself in that same position if he could do it all over again. Hunter Biden didn’t address the hard drive from the computer he dropped off at a Delaware computer repair shop, which (allegedly) links him to a cabal of Russian and Chinese money launderers.
Hunter Biden tried to make his life sound Hollywood-glamorous, like he was down with the “real people”: “In the last five years alone, my two-decades-long marriage has dissolved, guns have been put in my face, and at one point I dropped clean off the grid, living in $59-a-night Super 8 motels off I-95 while scaring my family even more than myself,” he writes.
Calls to the White House for comment went unanswered, which is what you would expect from the Administration of Sleepy Joe Biden. But he’s probably resting comfortably with his head on a MyPillow kindly left for him by President Donald Trump. (Make sure you use the code “NATZERO” for your discount at checkout!)