Not going to link this. There’s no need to read it. Everyone knows he sucks. I just can’t fathom what makes a man stop letting most of life’s little insults roll of his chest and start writing 3,000 words you need tiny violin music on in the background while reading to get the full effect. Seriously, what happened to him? There had to be one point in his life where as a younger man he got stiffed out of tip while waiting tables at TGI Friday’s but then forgot about it 20 minutes later – or something similar. Why’s everything so much more unfair to him now? What is Concha’s malfunction?