Gaetz takes to Newsmax to push lies about his "wingman"

https://youtu.be/HhQ40MDwmkw

Florida Republican Congressman (and man who definitely thinks money can buy Happiness, if Happiness is the nom de amor of a high school junior) Matt Gaetz took to Fox News’ AA affiliate Newsmax to peddle his defense to child sex trafficking to claim he’s “not focused on scandal. I’m focused on socialism” prior to his big appearance in Arizona with Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Georgia).

Gaetz lied about why his “wingman” Joel Greenberg is sitting in jail: Greenberg pleaded guilty to six federal charges, including sex trafficking of a child; he’s not in jail for falsely claiming someone had sex with a minor.

No word if Greene will question Gaetz about his ties to child sex trafficking to clear up her QAnon conspiracy.

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