Apparently very, very upset that his company has just been criminally indicted, Ewic Trump went on fired Fox News sexual harasser Eric Bolling’s show on Newsmax to proclaim that his family is the epitome of purity when compared to… Hunter Biden.
“We’ve always lived clean lives,” Ewic claimed. “The difference is, I’m not Hunter Biden. I’m not selling paintings to undisclosed people for half a million dollars apiece. [Ed. note: … but Ivanka is getting millions of dollars in Chinese trademarks.] I’m not doing drugs in, in, in shady hotels. [Ed. note: That’s Don Jr.] I’m not, I’m not going out soliciting prostitution. [Ed. note: That’s his father.] And I’m not going out and selling influence to Ukraine and China [Ed. note: That’s family lawyer Rudy Giuliani.] and having lavish trips paid for [Ed. note: that’s his step-mother… his second step-mother.] while ya, ya, y’know, my father is commander-in-chief.” [Ed. note: neither is Hunter Biden.]
“No, I’m not doing that. Y’know, what we do? Don, Ivanka and I live, like, really nice, clean lives and we work very very hard,” Ewic said, claiming that they’re not involved with “prostitutes, hard drugs and money laundering.”