Jurors on Friday convicted Hitler-loving MAGA terrorist Timothy Hale-Cusanelli on a felony charge of obstructing an official proceeding related to his participation in the January 6th, 2021 Capitol riot, CNN reports. Hale-Cusanelli tried to argue complete nonsense like "I thought there were several buildings called 'Capitol building,'" "I did not realize that Congress met in the Capitol," and "I'm from New Jersey" in his testimony Thursday, which obviously helped for the quick turnaround in deliberations. The Hitler fanboy is the fifth Capitol rioter to be convicted by a jury.
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