National Zero's crack data science team figured out how to use Google Sheets' bar chart function and determined using a search result of on-air mentions from Archive.org that Fox News fucked off on the "caravan" story after hammering it for a few days around the time of the first House January 6th Select Committee hearing. The timing was simply a coincidence, we're sure. No way there will be another caravan in Mexico reported on Fox News or its website at any time within the next approximately four months, 16 days, four hours, 49 minutes, and 17 seconds, give or take.
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