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Japanese city under attack by angry monkeys

A total of 58 monkey attacks on people in the Japanese city of Yamaguchi have been reported since July 5th – mostly on children and the elderly – a situation so bad a special unit now patrols the streets with tranquilizer guns, ready to spank the naughty primates, the AP reports.

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