Warnock 46 - Walker 42, Fetterman 47 - Oz 36: Fox News poll

Fox News surveys in Pennsylvania and Georgia put Dems ahead of Republicans in the Senate races, with Georgia Senator Raphael Warnock leading unhinged asshole Herschel Walker 46% to 42%, and Pennsylvania Lt Gov John Fetterman ahead of New Jersey man Mehmet Oz 47% to 36%.

Above is a fundraising email sent from the Republican Senate Campaign Committee, not particularly confident about three completely different states. Note how they list Reptilian Humanoid Blake Masters as facing Dem Senator Mark Kelly in Arizona. Masters hasn’t actually won the primary yet.

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