Fluoride conspiracy freak and Richmond, Vermont town water superintendent Kendall Chamberlin resigned this week after the asshole recently copped to secretly lowering the addition of the chemical to the municipal water supply for the last several years out of belief it was some kind of Chinese plot against Americans – something he still believes, local blog VTDigger reports.
“I owed it to the customers of the Richmond Water System to make my position clear,” Chamberlain told VTDigger on Wednesday. “I understand there are different opinions, and some of them are strongly held. I do not want to get dragged into a public debate about this.”
Last year Anchorage, Alaska Mayor Dave Bronson, also a complete MAGA dipshit, was caught attempting to force a shutoff of fluoride to the city’s water supply, but quickly backed off. Drinking water fluoridation is to paranoid right wing conspiracy theories what “Stairway to Heaven” is to hard rock. Sometimes it’s important for the old guard to bring back the classics and expose them to a new generation of young pups raised on insipid, manufactured pop hits like “Biden is a cyborg,” “COVID vaccines turn you into a cyborg,” and “the Chinese thermostats hacked the 2020 election”.