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Scientology Super Bowl ads definitely got at least one guy to join

After spending millions of dollars over the last decade airing their propaganda ads in select markets during the Super Bowl, scam Hollywood space cult the Church of Scientology has now officially confirmed that the commercials did end up netting at one new adherent to their, uh, faith, anti-Scientology blogger Tony Ortega reports on an article he found in the Church’s magazine.

“Fabio Ferreira… had always sought answers to the bigger questions in life [He was just like you, blah blah blah, he didn’t know the evil ghosts of dead aliens cause psychological problems blah blah blah] That began to change in February 2016. Fabio was at home watching the Super Bowl and saw an IAS-sponsored Scientology ad. He wanted to know more so he logged on to Scientology.org. An article on the cause of aberration got his attention,” Scientology’s propagandists wrote in their magazine article on the obvious smashing success of the campaign aimed at mainstream audiences.

Ortega notes that in airing their annual Super Bowl ads, they don’t actually buy the national spots (which cost $7 million in 2022), rather the few spaces reserved for local affiliates in select media markets like New York and Los Angeles, which are much cheaper.

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