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Warnock aborts Walker’s Senate career

Georgia Dem Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock has aborted brain damaged idiot and deadbeat dad Herschel Walker’s career in Congress, Cook Political Report’s Dave Wasserman projects.

Walker had pulled Warnock short of the 50% margin necessary to avoid a runoff on election day last month, but the heat was turned down considerably relative to the January 5th, 2021 double-header runoff election owing to Senator Catherine Cortez-Masto’s tight win in Nevada, taking control of the Senate off the table for Republicans in this runoff. Herschel Walker was also an historically shitty candidate whose flaws and baggage political scientists could not have created in a lab if they wanted to design the perfect person to lose what should’ve been an easy election.

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