Categories
Uncategorized

These people are fucking morons

Kevin McCarthy’s life has been difficult for these last few years. He stood small next to actually effective leaders Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Mitch McConnell. Three legislative titans and a wet paper bag continually soaked with piss by Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene. At least he had 2023 to look forward to, with polls and forecasts pointing to a solid double-digit working majority for the House GOP. Sure, McCarthy would’ve been as weak as his predecessors John Boehner and Paul Ryan, both of whom quit in disgust after failing to control the criminals and mental patients in the caucus, but for him it would’ve been better than no gavel at all. Then came election night, and it became quickly apparent that the slim GOP House majority, which wasn’t even called until a week afterward, would be a hellish nightmare for the coward.

It’s hard not to be entertained by the serious peril Kevin McCarthy faces right now in his quest to become Speaker, so fraught with uncertainty. He deserves to lose and be laughed out of Congress for his abject prostration to the Orange God Emperor after the January 6th insurrection.

Yet all the same, what do these Freedom Caucasians think is going to happen? Okay, yeah maybe they do have a Speaker candidate who will secure 218 votes – and remember it HAS to be a majority of votes “by name” – there is no plurality election for Speaker of the House. But that’s almost irrelevant because we would have to assume that the new GOP Speaker has acceded to the same insane demands the MAGA assholes have extracted out of McCarthy and still do not support him.

Nobody expects the House GOP to be serious about governing. It was always going to be bullshit sideshow after bullshit sideshow. But how the fuck are they supposed to make even that happen if they can’t even agree on their own leadership? Of course it’s fun seeing a demented little freak like Mark Levin crying about the situation, but he’s not wrong. Not in the least. Everything you think you know about Republicans being in disarray is about to be put on full display Tuesday.

It’ll be one for the ages, and even if McCarthy does wake up as Speaker on Wednesday, he’s very likely going to have a gun pointed at his head every moment for the next two years with that “motion to vacate” threshold in the single digits. Good luck seeing “inflation” get mentioned again.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Fox News reports K$H might have arrested the right guy this time

2 minutes ago

Racist president raged at Black subordinate’s objection to racism, screamed Senator Katie Britt was “dead to me” over same: report

11 hours ago

“There will be Voter ID for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!” vows Trump, promising secret plan to win

13 hours ago

Candace Owens plausibly alleges TPUSA halftime show a con job

14 hours ago

South Dakota approves 87-turbine, 333-megawatt wind farm

15 hours ago

Don Lemon pleads not guilty

15 hours ago

Orange Tyrant addresses pre-screened Army audience: Live video

16 hours ago

Clavicular mogs over Jaydee in New York Times profile

16 hours ago

Stephen A Smith “giving strong consideration to being on that debate stage” in 2028 Dem presidential primary because fuck you

17 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murderer miiiight take some questions

17 hours ago

C-word turns tense Florida pickleball dispute into all-out mayhem

18 hours ago

Virginia state Supreme Court greenlights redistricting referendum

19 hours ago

Catturd 💔 Steve Bannon

20 hours ago

Dubai fires Epstein’s “torture” buddy from state shipping concern

20 hours ago

Turning Point situationally against far right conspiracy theorists

20 hours ago

Ken Paxton ad all but straight up falsely says Trump endorsed him

21 hours ago

Former Norwegian prime minister charged over Epstein friendship

21 hours ago

“Biden was better” and other tales from “Dems in Disarray, Inc”

22 hours ago

Pizzagate asshole laments GOP losing its most prized demographic

23 hours ago

Regime’s 7-Eleven conspiracy truther demands accountability

23 hours ago

Trump pardons three convicted drug traffickers

1 day ago

DHS ceases “clapping back”

1 day ago

New York-New Jersey Gateway Tunnel project funds unblocked

1 day ago

Tulsi tried to hide a still-unspecified act of Kushner treason: WSJ

2 days ago

Report: Pete Hegseth not quoting Michael Bay movie, seriously vowing to see sworn enemy punished for disrespecting America

2 days ago

Pennsylvania Staples tech diagnoses local man’s laptop issues

2 days ago

Rodriguez says Maduro still legitimate Venezuelan leader

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Nearly-dead husk hypes new environmental harms

2 days ago

Judge blocks Hegseth from punishing Mark Kelly

2 days ago

Surprise! Trump met with Ellison, then lied about it in NBC interview

2 days ago

Mike Johnson posits quantum superpositioned Bondi misconduct

2 days ago

Claiming exoneration is a way to sell Americans on that exoneration

2 days ago

Slotkin says Regime trying again with grand jury

2 days ago

You would cry too if it happened to you

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Minnesota AG testifies to Senate DHS Committee

2 days ago

Regime announces withdrawal from Minneapolis

2 days ago

Ohio Senators committed to full opacity on Epstein pal’s donations

2 days ago

Fox News brings in father of murdered white woman to offer expert analysis and insight on abduction of other, far older white woman

2 days ago

New, Kremlin-developed messaging app “MAX” so cutting edge

2 days ago

Sole Republican New Mexico US Senate candidate disqualified

2 days ago

Fat baby continues melting down

2 days ago

Florida TV station reports latest Florida news

2 days ago

Orange Overlord screams at insolent underling

3 days ago

Jesus Dork begging nearly-dead GOP congressman to hang on

3 days ago

House expected to vote on stupid SAVE Act: Live video

3 days ago

El Paso airspace closed so Army could fire laser at mylar balloon

3 days ago

Fox News cuts away from Bondi testimony

3 days ago

Regime fires beauty queen from “Religious Liberty Commission”

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Pam Bondi sprinkles some facts into fictional stories

3 days ago

Jim Jordan to performatively wrestle health insurers

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x