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Trump mistook 1990s pic of EJ Carroll for ex-wife in deposition

Fat former President Trump mistook a photo of rape accuser EJ Carroll for that of his second ex-wife Marla Maples during a deposition in Carroll’s defamation suit against him, potentially seriously undermining his already stupid “she’s not my type” defense, the Washington Post reports.

“That’s Marla, yeah. That’s my wife,” the fat idiot said to Carroll lawyer Roberta Kaplan showing him a photo of him with Carroll in the 1990s during the deposition, to which Trump’s marginally less mentally incompetent lawyer Alina Habba quickly corrected him that it was in fact Carroll.

As we’ve written before, of course the now-79 year old Carroll is not going to be Donald’s type given her age nowadays, but that’s how entropy works. Ivana Trump sure as shit wasn’t his “type” anymore either before she passed away at 75 or whatever last year. Carroll looked different in 1995.

Very different, and nobody really seemed to want to acknowledge that in 2019 when she first came forward, even those who believed her and wanted to see her nail Donald to the wall, probably out of unease with how to frankly discuss a woman’s looks – particularly an alleged rape victim – ceding the ground to Trump and his fanboys. The fact is the “defense” was always complete bullshit and still the orange dumbass managed to undermine it in a sworn deposition.

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