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Want to know why this day was shot and there hasn’t been a lot of articles here? Midjourney AI and its slot machine of “Oh the next try for Lauren Boebert standing with Stormtroopers will be perfect, I know it.” Seven fucking hours spent on this. Had Trump, Biden, and Harris with the first 20 minutes.

Putin didn’t take too long either. But Zelensky and Boebert? Actually Boebert was supposed to be Marjorie Taylor Greene. Midjourney doesn’t know what she looks like. Or was refusing to make her look real on purpose because it hates her so much. They don’t serve her kind there.

Anyway, happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate and fuck you to everyone who’s going to write “I have never seen a Star Wars movie in my life” in the comments like that makes you unique or interesting. Go chat somewhere else until the next article. This one’s for the actual fans.

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