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Classified Iran document Trump stole still missing: report

Disgraced former President Trump's attorneys haven't been able to find the classified US military wargaming document planning for a potential attack on Iran that the fat bastard is heard describing in mid-2021 audio obtained by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith's team, CNN reports.

Smith's team issued a subpoena for the document in mid-March, sources say, adding it was made crystal clear Smith wanted that specific file after having learned of it via aide Margo Martin's testimony to the grand jury and reviewing the audio of the interview with Mark Meadows' ghost writers – where the twice-impeached loser admitted he never declassified it while still in office.

Let's not jump to conclusions here and say that Trump definitely still has at least one classified document in his possession. It's quite possible it's safe and secure in Riyadh or Jerusalem and he made a few bucks giving the Netanyahu and/or Bonesaw regimes an edge over Iran.

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