You will not be shocked to learn that, according to a report in the Miami New Times, disgraced former President Trump’s post-arraignment visit to the Versailles bakery in Miami’s Little Havana neighborhood resulted in exactly $0 bought for other patrons despite the 71-time accused felon having declared “Food for everyone!” during his 10 minute visit to the establishment.
One the other hand, we actually hadn’t considered that the Orange Defendant was full of shit considering that he did actually buy McDonald’s for dozens of locals during his February visit to East Palestine, Ohio, to capitalize on the political opportunity of the toxic train wreck there. And, at least as far as a fairly thorough search of FEC records shows, Trump might have paid that fast food bill himself. So maybe he saw the prices at Versailles and balked at putting others’ checks on his tab.