Members of the House Republican caucus are worried about looking like assholes over a two separate “premature” votes to impeach President Joe Biden being brought as early as Wednesday by QAnon fan Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert over the border or Burisma or whatever the fuck their malfunction is this time, Politico Playbook reports.
Some non-Freedom Caucasians, wary of exposing themselves to a pointless vote, are already planning to join with Democrats to swiftly table the impeachment attempts and return the focus to important issues like Hunter’s laptop, gas stoves, and undermining Jack Smith’s investigation.
CNN’s Manu Raju reported Wednesday that a House Republican caucus meeting over the impeachments did not go well, with titular Speaker Kevin McCarthy arguing against it and Greene calling Boebert a “copycat” for stealing her idea to impeach President Joe Biden.