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Santos’s dad and aunt put up $500,000 bond

Getting out ahead of their names being unsealed by a federal court, lying piece of shit Long Island Republican Congressman George Santos on Thursday told ABC News’s Rachel Scott the suretors who put $500,000 worth of collateral up to secure his bond are his dad Gercino dos Santos Jr and aunt Elma Santos Preven. An image of their signatures seems to kind of resemble their names.

Well it would seem that incredibly, besides that he claimed he would rather go to jail than have their names made public, Santos was telling the truth in this whole mini-saga and the suretors really were his family members. Look at him learning the value of honesty far too late to prevent him from eventually losing his seat and almost certainly spending years in federal prison.

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