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Fulton DA Fani Willis tells Jim Jordan to fuck off

Responding Thursday to spandex wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s recent letter demanding she allow him to interfere in her ongoing criminal prosecution of disgraced former President Trump and 18 of his minions for their failed post-2020 election coup attempt in Georgia, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis told Jordan to get bent, calling him out specifically and personally for ignoring a subpoena from the House January 6th Select Committee, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

“Its obvious purpose is to obstruct a Georgia criminal proceeding and to advance outrageous misrepresentations. As I make clear below, there is no justification in the Constitution for Congress to interfere with a state criminal matter, as you attempt to do… Your letter makes clear that you lack a basic understanding of the law, its practice and the ethical obligations of attorneys generally and prosecutors specifically,” Willis wrote at various points in the letter to the turgid Congressman.

It was on the first page however she dickpunched Gym the hardest. “Your note calls to mind another letter recently submitted to a House select committee: ‘This unprecedented action serves no legitimate legislative purpose and would set a dangerous precedent for future Congresses… the American people deserve better,'” Willis wrote, quoting directly from Jordan’s January 2022 letter to House January 6th Select Committee Chair Congressman Bennie Thompson in which he openly refused to comply with a subpoena to testify as to his involvement in Trump’s coup attempt.

Well she might’ve punched even harder on page 6 with “For a more thorough understanding of Georgia’s RICO statute, its application and similar laws in other states, I encourage you to read ‘RICO State-by-State.’ As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars [$249],” ragging on Jordan for getting a JD but never passing the bar exam.

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