Spandex-wearing grapple freak Congressman Jim Jordan is expected to do what he always does and interfere in a legitimate criminal investigation into his messiah, fat former President Trump by opening his own into Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, CNN reports on what everyone should’ve seen coming on the day the Orange God Emperor is to surrender in Atlanta.
The song and dance will include subpoenas on whether Willis coordinated in any way with the Justice Department and/or used federal funds to prosecute Trump and 18 of his minions because that’s really the only way Jordan can act like it’s his business to run interference for Donald.
Jordan’s lame attempt to do the same to Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg earlier this year failed after former deputy Mark Pomerantz pleaded the Fifth to protect the integrity of the investigation, while the efforts to kneecap Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s twin federal cases against Orange Fatass are – to our knowledge – virtually nonexistent at this point.