Categories
Uncategorized

“Art of The Deal” author shares his secrets to success

“WE NEED JUSTICE IN OUR COUNTRY! This political hack judge, who values, Mar-a-Lago, the most spectacular parcel of real estate in Palm Beach, and perhaps all of Florida, at $18 million in order to reduce valuations on my financial statements, which are, in fact, lower than my actual net worth, must be stopped. I have had very unfair judges since entering politics, but nobody has been as unhinged as this guy. Mar-a-Lago is worth, perhaps, 100 times more than he values it. Other properties are likewise worth substantially more. I am worth billions more than my very conservatively stated financial statements, and therefore could not have defrauded the banks, who all made money & were all paid back, or are current, with no defaults or any other problem.”

“Additionally, there is a powerful Disclaimer Clause on the first pages of the Financial Statements it states that nothing in the financial statement should be excepted [sic] as fact!” wrote playboy billionaire real estate tycoon Donald Trump on his personal social media platform on Tuesday, an rare insight into the mind of a celebrated deal maker whose talent was so envied he actually launched a program called “Trump University” to teach novice real estate investors his mastery of the trade.

Trump’s Wednesday post spoke to the brilliance with which he was able to leverage the value of a coveted property he owns: The fabled Mar-a-Lago club in fabulous Palm Beach, Florida. By telling banks it was worth far more than its appraisal, he was able to convince them to lend him more money than they would have if they done so using the value assessed by property tax authorities. He even skirted potential legal trouble over it for decades by including “a powerful Disclaimer Clause on the first pages of the Financial Statements it states that nothing in the financial statement should be excepted [sic] as fact!” on his statements. They don’t call him a legend for nothing.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

CNN poll finds Trump approval its lowest-ever

29 minutes ago

Ketamine Brain thinks it’ll be illegal for Dems to subpoena him

2 hours ago

Da Vek pumps $4 million into ad starring Acton’s evil old hag mom

15 hours ago

Orange Tyrant wants to demolish press briefing room: NYT

19 hours ago

Tired old shitbag makes limp effort to excite MAGA voters: Watch live

22 hours ago

Jon Husted in better shape than Da Vek in Ohio: Marist poll

1 day ago

Tough crowd for a tired act in Kansas: Watch Live

2 days ago

Israel’s greatest friend vows to abandon them if Netanyahu ousted

3 days ago

Neckbeard struggles through ill-advised CBS News town hall

4 days ago

Dem early voter turnout explodes in Iowa and North Carolina

4 days ago

Ashley Hinson asks fans to donate gas money for campaign bus

5 days ago

Brent crude hits $109 a barrel

5 days ago

“Maybe it’s not for her”: Trump on Pizzagate Kate

5 days ago

When will Mehmet Oz denounce Kid Rock’s Islamophobic hatred?

5 days ago

Surprise! Team Orange came up empty on Omar’s status in 2019

5 days ago

Complete piece of shit Trump/Epstein pal fired from regime

5 days ago

Pizzagate Kate’s bad time on Hannity’s insanity hour

6 days ago

President gets head start on precriminations

6 days ago

Matt Gaetz responds to sex trafficking lawsuit by doxxing plaintiff

6 days ago

FBI statement on suspicious mail gives away the targets

6 days ago

Orange Overlord changes execution to private, invite-only affair

6 days ago

Fox News ends clip before morose reaction to their own poll

6 days ago

Jim Jordan eyes House GOP championship belt

6 days ago

Regime trying to denaturalize and deport Ilhan Omar

7 days ago

MAGAmericans blame Democrats for inflation

7 days ago

Netanyahu backs off any new pre-election day Iran attacks

7 days ago

September inflation beats expectations

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Haggard old bag of shit limps into Alaska

1 week ago

Chickenshit tells Houthis to do whatever they want for three weeks

1 week ago

Tepid reviews for Zacharia inside Trump Regime

1 week ago

Kim Guilfoyle fired

1 week ago

Pizzagate Kate’s debut as Regime Info Minister: Watch Live

1 week ago

MAGA PACs pull plug on GOP incumbents

1 week ago

Paxton partied in Dubai with fugitives wanted in US

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Scumbag campaigns in Ohio

1 week ago

Trump “looking at” firing Kim Guilfoyle

1 week ago

Russian bots taken offline by Ukrainian strikes on data centers

1 week ago

“Look what The New York Times did to my beautiful Doral”

1 week ago

DHS raids Ilhan Omar’s home

1 week ago

Chuck Grassley files 2028 reelection paperwork

1 week ago

Neurodivergent Mormon disclaims agency over US energy supply

2 weeks ago

Orange Satan’s approval rating new all-time Pew record low

2 weeks ago

“In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1”

2 weeks ago

Vote Republican if you’re mad Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize

2 weeks ago

President celebrates bribe from murderous tyrant

2 weeks ago

ABC News claims embarrassing premature pubaculation on story about Trump boys’ looting of Pentagon with no-bid contracts

2 weeks ago

WATCH LIVE: Declining dictator turns the racism up another crank

2 weeks ago

Nobel tears and butthurt outsourced to dipshit MAGA lawyer

2 weeks ago

“We wasn’t aware the child was in the car”

2 weeks ago

Paxton told donors that Cornyn “wants me to lose”

2 weeks ago

x
x
x
x
x
x