Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXLII

  • Hamas:Palestinians :: MAGA:Republicans
  • In a closed-door secret ballot within the House GOP conference, Trump did not get a single vote for Speaker–not one–proving their hero worship is nothing but performative bluster.  
  • RFK Jr. was literally a Democrat in name only.
  • Steve Scalise’s chance for the gavel went up in smoke in less than a Scaramucci.  That’s got to sting after he spent years at the #2 in the caucus working his butt off to get support for Party goals to little acclaim.  Republicans have no loyalty to anyone but Trump.
  • How much disdain do Republicans have for democracy?  In their own caucus, the candidate for Speaker who got the most votes was forced to withdraw because a more radical member was supported by an intransigent micro-minority of the caucus.  Republicans rejected the candidate who got the most votes.  Again.
  • The Republicans aren’t sending their best.  They’re sending their rapists, their fraudsters, their criminal abettors.  And they’re putting them in charge of their Party.  
  • My choice for Speaker of the House:  Harmon Kardon.
  • It should’ve been bigger news that the sitting President of the United States was questioned in the White House by a Special Counsel.  But two things didn’t happen:  the President didn’t make a federal case–literal or figurative–out of it. And the President wasn’t Trump; it was a man who knew how to take responsibility for his actions and trusted that his actions weren’t criminal.
  • I’m just waiting for George Santos to proclaim he is the last of the Skywalker line. [Insert lightsaber sound here.]
  • The Republican “establishment” had to have seen their far-right adolescent wing would ultimately doom them thanks in no small part to a bunch of cheating husbands and future ex-wives, driven by jealousy because they all think they’re God’s gift to ‘Murica.  The RNC has largely stayed out of state legislative races, but they saw the nutcases filling the legislative ranks over the last few cycles, all with aspirations of “draining the swamp.”  And the GOP establishment was so excited about getting “young blood” into the Party, they didn’t care that pampering the criminals, idiots, and/or douchebags they nominated was jet fuel for their egos.  
  • So…. the RtF curse is real. I shall never mention a sports team here again for fear of dooming its next outing.  So it is written; so it shall be.  
  • Indulge yourself.  Take a bubble bath. Have Crunch Berries for breakfast.  Chew bubble gum. Buy the Rubik’s Cube because you want to fiddle with something.  Those 10-minute relaxations reinvigorate your soul.  
  • Look at the list of the last generation of GOP Speakers:  Gingrich (ousted for ethics violations); Hastert (ethics/kid diddling); Boehner (chronic alcoholic who turned into a decent guy out of office); Ryan (burned out and fled); and Kevin the Spineless.  Jim Jordan fits the ethical profile needed to secure the job.
  • John Fetterman could have a long, successful political career during which he could be an effective advocate for patients with cognitive difficulties.  I don’t see him making a presidential run, and I don’t see him being a 24-year Senator, though.  
  • Seriously, restaurants, adopt the $2-3 dessert.  Gelato has the right idea.  Put ice cream cake into a two-spoonful cup.  Even cherry pie, with a flame-kissed crust on top.  Small desserts will sell–you don’t have to strain to finish them–and they can have a HUGE margin.
  • Have the Northern Lights been getting more prominent lately? It seems we’re hearing more frequent sightings of them further south.  
  • Eighty-six years ago this week, the federal government got its first convictions for marijuana crimes after the Marijuana Tax of 1937 went into effect.  A 57-year-old white man in Denver, Samuel Caldwell, and the 23-year-old migrant Mexican worker he sold the pot to were both arrested.  They were the first jailed in what for generations would be a futile battle against something now so widely available, some towns have more dispensaries than Starbucks.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

More throbbing insurr-erections

16 minutes ago

Netanyahu pleads with Trump not to attack Iran

38 minutes ago

Crew of armed robbers takes high stakes card game in Manhattan

2 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline kackles killmongerously

2 hours ago

“When you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election”

3 hours ago

Multiple shot at Atlanta warming shelter

4 hours ago

Raging insurr-erections everywhere

4 hours ago

“Stop proposing this populist shit”

5 hours ago

Federal prosecutors charge 20 in NCAA basketball rigging scam

5 hours ago

MAGA Congressman struggles to explain regime’s ICE narrative

6 hours ago

Fat Hitler threatens to impose Insurrection Act on Minnesota

7 hours ago

Obamacare deal on verge of collapse in Senate

7 hours ago

Incel outraged

7 hours ago

Republican mayor’s pants-less city hall sex romp subject of lawsuit

9 hours ago

Donald insecure about Shah Jr

10 hours ago

“You can’t quit, I’m firing you!” Bondi claims she told Minnesota prosecutors who definitely quit in disgust with her malevolence

18 hours ago

Racist grandpa wants more death and suffering because the Blacks

19 hours ago

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

21 hours ago

Ohio woman’s french fry mishap destroys Sunoco station canopy

21 hours ago

Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

22 hours ago

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

23 hours ago

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

23 hours ago

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

1 day ago

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

1 day ago

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

1 day ago

UAW backs Trump heckler

1 day ago

Majority say ICE makes American cities less safe: CNN poll

1 day ago

CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

1 day ago

“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

1 day ago

Trump heckler suspended from job at Ford plant

1 day ago

They keep saying this shit about Ross firing in “self-defense”

1 day ago

Fossil mayor’s skeleton found

1 day ago

FBI raids Washington Post reporter’s home

1 day ago

Minneapolis mayor skates circles around Fox Newsworm

1 day ago

Certain US personnel advised to evacuate from Qatar base

1 day ago

Iran preps for mass executions

1 day ago

Grandpa doing the all caps thing again

1 day ago

Tony Dorkoupil taken down a notch

2 days ago

Regime demands list of Jews from University of Pennsylvania

2 days ago

Nunchucks guy dead at 59

2 days ago

Pedo 1980s actor turns himself in

2 days ago

Mamdani and Trump are texting bros

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Horrible spray-tan job gives “economic” speech

2 days ago

Third of voters think Renee Good execution justified: QU poll

2 days ago

Regime wanted to prosecute Renee Good’s widow: NYT

2 days ago

Michigan CEO resigns after admitting Renee Good was executed

2 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with “foreign fraudsters”: Watch Live

2 days ago

Orange racist mourns cancer-ridden racist

2 days ago

Clintons tell Comer to fuck off on Epstein investigation subpoena

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Chickenheads cluck cluck to Capitol reporters

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x