“We have four years of history with Donald Trump,” bobblehead host Jason Chaffetz asserts. “He never tried any of these shenanigans,” to which albino celery stalk Laura Ingraham responds, “Bingo! Who’s the autocrat now? Where’s the autocratic behavior coming from? I would submit it’s coming from the Left, which is refusing to allow people to make basic decisions about their lives,” before reciting a list of grievances from 2021 lockdown protocols but conveniently forgetting abortion.
But Chaffetz’s effort to un-history Donald Trump’s history is MAGAdmirable: insisting Barack Obama was ineligible to be on the ballot, leading chants calling for the extrajudicial incarceration of his opponent in 2016, AND (allegedly) leading a criminal attempt to subvert the Constitution and install himself for a illegal second term in 2020. But yeah, no shenanigans, just outright insurrection.