US intel warned Iranians ahead of ISIS attack

American intel officials told Iran that some explodey ISIS guys were coming to explode the memorial services for exploded Iranian Revolutionary Guard General Qassem Soleimani in the city of Kerman earlier this month, they didn’t listen and things got explodey, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Hawaii to make thumb-and-pinkie shaka salute official state hand gesture, unlike one-finger salute of New Yorkers

Murderer endorses rapist: King backs wannabe dictator

Mob family–even Barron–filling RNC Florida delegate slots

Trump spends trial day off entertaining his NFT buyers in Florida

Pop singer blames Russia invasion of Ukraine, Hamas attack on Israel completely on decision to cancel Keystone XL. Uh, right.

Justice Department reportedly slow-walking its info on Gaetz’s underage sex worker to House Ethics Committee

Cruise ship pulls into Brooklyn port with dead whale stuck on hull

He’s still got it, folks

Biden will cut weapons shipments if Israel invades Rafah

Orange God Emperor commands GOP to table Greene’s motion

Michigan MAGA lawyer hit with more charges along with scumbag town clerk who allowed access to voter data after 2020 election

House quickly votes to table Greene’s motion to vacate

Sporkfoot intros motion to vacate Speaker Mike Johnson

This wasn’t fair

Minnesota doctor googled to find out whether “widow” was “gender neutral” while wife was dying of poisoning: prosecutors

Team Orange urges appeals court to expedite gag order challenge

BREAKING: This is the best these two dipshits have right now

Biden 50 – Trump 44 in Wisconsin: Quinnipiac poll

Pennsylvania teens kill 10 in massive drive-by shooting spree

Kristi Noem cancels Fox News and CNN appearances

WATCH LIVE: Biden visits the “Eighth Wonder of The World”

New Hampshire Republican sad to see child marriage banned

Mike Johnson cites feels to back up claims of illegal aliens voting

Kentucky family feud leaves three dead

Fox and Friends host and son strangely honest about Biden trip

Georgia appeals court to take up Fulton DA’s non-disqualification

QAdulteress fires other MAGA Congressman’s son for adultery

Are people who think the New York Times prints way too much inane bullshit onto something? This op-ed headline could be a clue

Orange Drama Queen insincerely demands martyrdom

Biden to make campaign stop at the “Eighth Wonder of the World”

RFK Jr suffering from brainworms, suffered from brainworm

Jim Jordan wrestles away from the barest of pretenses

Top North Korean propaganda official lives to 94

House GOP drafts sanctions for ICC officials

Tornadoes: When it absolutely, positively has to be everywhere now

Indiana primary raises more Red State flags for Trump

A day full of images no one ever wanted

With zero wins for Trump, Habba expertly claims DA has no case

Watters continues his denial of GOP’s Russia glorification

US finishes building Gaza pier but rough water delays installation

Ship’s crew to remain aboard as demolition workers dynamite bridge wreckage on bow; final body recovered

Apricot Adulterer scheduled to appear at Minnesota campaign fundraiser on same day as son Barron’s high school graduation

Biden 39 – Trump 38 among likely voters in Arizona: poll

Surprise! Cannon rules Trump trial can’t start in two weeks

Halted US weapons shipment to Israel not a mistake

“Enough, Stuart… You need to stop”

LIVE UPDATES: Annoying “Stormy weather in NYC” puns ahead

Looms big mad over based God flirting with Bobby Jr

Ukrainians arrest two in alleged Zelensky assassination plot

Orange Defendant rages over being unable to intimidate witness